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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Stormrunner" data-source="post: 2631264" data-attributes="member: 13471">You know, the Wine Horror could actually be playable.  After all, if you can have an alchemical golem or a water elemental, a critter made of wine isn't so far fetched.  It could shoot corks at you, have an inebriating slam attack, and if it grapples you, you're screwed.  <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /> Anyway...Bonk Naga - a snake-man that hits you over the head.Catoblerone (breaks the rules) - A chunky, triangular creature that inflicts death by chocolate.Dire Shake - creamy companion to the Dire Burger.Fir Weird - a very strange tree.Either Scarab - beetles that always come in pairs.  Opponents have a hard time deciding which one to attack.Belldrake - a real ding-a-ling of a dragon.Galeb Duh - dumb as a rock.Brash Golem - an aggressive and overconfident construct.Germlaine - tiny, disease-carrying fey.Noonbeast - an eldritch horror active only during the midday hours.Dorkoth - "The top half of a dorkoth resembles a deep-sea fanboy, with bulging eyes, protruding teeth, and a propeller-like fin atop its head..."Netherslight Mastiff - a dog that tells you your butt's too big.Psurlyon - a worm with a bad attitude.Scone Spike - a deceptively sharp-pointed bakery elemental.Wig Blight - small plant creatures that subsist soley on a diet of toupees.Yuk Folk - Humanoid cattle that laugh at their own jokes.Beerhound - A cross between a bar and a wolf, this unusual creature possesses several unique abilities, including the following:Improved Grub (Ex): To use this ability, a beerhound must hit with a claw attack.  It can then attempt to consume twice the normal amount of salty snacks as a free action.Tip (Ex): A beerhound that hits with a bite attack can attempt to give money to its opponent as a free action.Wild Turkey (Ex): A beerhound can improve the attitude of a drinker by spiking his beverage.Cardaver Collecter - a construct made entirely of Magic: the Gathering imitators that failed.Tinder Swarm - a cloud of small, flying bits of flammable stuff.  The natural prey of fire elementals.Minotar - a Tar Baby with horns and an attitude.Harnbinger - someone who plays way too much of a certain RPG.Dragonrye - the bread of champions.Archfriends - your feet will love them.Grants of Legend - amazing feats of funding.Fab-errations - the worst fashion mistakes ever.Anglefire - now your minis can shoot around corners.Deathkneel - Look out! The prayer cushions are poisoned!Underbark - skivvies for treants.</blockquote>

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