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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Stormrunner" data-source="post: 2632113" data-attributes="member: 13471">One more set, then I've got to get some sleep.Ethereal Filker - sings fan-themed folksongs.Malt Mummy - animated corpse of a victim of the Dire Shake.Runhound - See Spot.  See Spot run.Laughterstone Eviscerator - You'll bust a gut laughing.Droll - it kills you with its British sense of humour.Warfogged - "the fog of war" becomes literal with this gaseous creature.Woodlong - creatures with this template are, ah, well-endowed.Heroes of Cattle - champions of the minotaur race.Cape of the Fine Bath - this cape cleans the wearer and all his garments once/day.And now for some spells.  Clerics of Bacchus might enjoy the Dram domain, but beware the cleric/proctologist with the Ream domain!Control Wines - useful when faced with Wine Horrors.Wall of Tone - does sonic damage.Wind Talk - a favorite of politicians.Statute - a favorite of lawyers.Whirlmind - brain in a blender.Discern Vocation - detects target's job classification.Dire Seeds - you thought dire animals were bad, just wait till you see these burrs!Misread - turns your spellbook invisible.Spell Burning - sets your spellbook on fire.Breast Claws - used by worshipers of Loviatar to inflict damage while grappling.Golden Bearding - your beard gets force armor.Fare - single target gets -1 on spare change rolls.Lower Waiter - brings snooty French servers down a peg.Feather Fail - avian target loses flight ability.Sleek, Mass - applies comb and gel to the hair of multiple targets.Pass without Tracy - you can get into the club, but Tracy can't.Cause Tear - a creature of 5 HD or less cries for 1d4 rounds.Bliss - someone's been smoking the Shocking Grass again.Obscuring Mast - makes it easy to hide on board a ship.Miner Image - an illusion of a dwarf with pickaxe and ore cart.Berkskin - instantly flays anyone who uses that annoying Planescape slang.Ear's Endurance - you can withstand your bard's singing for a prolonged period.Litterdust - blinds creatures and covers them in small pieces of trash.Hate Metal - target scorns all inorganic items.Frog Cloud - the source of those rains of frogs you hear about.Paste - a cheap, temporary version of Sovereign GlueWine Wall - a really big bottle rack.Sh<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />tter - causes explosive diarrhea in subject.Cent - grants you one copper piece for 1 hr/level.Silverbard - dwarven battlesingers become hard and silvery, gaining a +2 armor bonus.Paunch Bolt - use your body flab to propel crossbow ammunition. (Boioioiiinngggg!)Lunch Item - allows you to eat one Fine item.Balagarn's Iron Corn - makes maize hard as steel.Ball Lighting - makes it easier to see your nuts.</blockquote>

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