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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Warrior Poet" data-source="post: 2654961" data-attributes="member: 1057">Conan the Badbarian - "Bad, bad, Conan Brown.  Meanest Cimmerrian in the whole damn town."  Everybody sing!  OK, maybe not.Poleart - paintbrush with reach.Pokearm - reach weapon of the PC's annoying older/younger brother.Halfberd - Halfling polearm.Blaive - this weapon has reach, and, as everyone knows, it means "to bluff," so, you were playing poker with it, and it owes you money.Yukfolk - always with the jokes.Tridont - this cursed three-pronged weapon has large corks permanently affixed to the tine points by magic.Whimp - doesn't even do subdual damage.Skeletone - undead barbershop quartet.Locathaw - aquatic humanoids prior to cooking.Warrior Poet</blockquote>