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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Rikandur Azebol" data-source="post: 2398779" data-attributes="member: 21755">Groog Profit, Tinker Genius."Lekah, Garrak ... hold back our bloodthirsty friend, this carnage wasn't of human doing, at least not by those."Goblin barked shortly to his friends, and focused his attention back on woman and so called priest."<Human Common:>[sblock] Scouting ? Iteresting ... we are vanguard of larger force sent here to drive the Razormanes out and kill all demon-worshipping orc traitors they gave shelter to. But You don't stare at me like paladin would, ... miss. That look I saw in the eyes of a demon, twice Your size, when I blast it apart with Gelda. I will entrust Your dwarf-looking master then ... I'm crazy, after all.[/sblock]"He patted his splinter gun, and lowered it slightly that it was aiming at the ground between him and human party now. And smiled reasuaringly to Lekah and Snarrek, while speaking calmly. And quiped to his friends, carefully avoiding corpses surrounding them with his stare."Allright folks, they are eating out of my hand."And he spoke to squat person in the back of human party."<Human Common:>[sblock]A friendly advice, not-warlock, these four useless tin-cans should surround You. Your back is exposed. Not that it would give You much good with small army of enraged orcs coming here after child-kidnappers. From what we see here, kids are dead too. Do You think ... that it will improve the mood of their already pissed parents ? And restrain Your bloodthirsty bodyguard, please, I hate to fight women.And I prefer orcs to my compatriots. They're not stabbing in the back like some stupid goblins and most of humans. Why are You looking almost like dwarf ?[/sblock]"He ended, smiling slightly to the paladin-warrioress in a human fashion. Without showing his golden teeth. He didn't want her to fall in love outright, didn't he ? Besides she was so ugly. Those shapeless ears ... and hidden shoulders, not to mention that her nose was absolutly without character. He glanced taxingly at paladiness and mumbled to himself, still in human tongue."<Human Common:>[sblock]I'm unfair to her. She have nice cheekbones and catching eyes, and her headfur isn't without charm ... Gee, is this a spell ?! What I'm thinking ...[/sblock]"And Groog cursed juicily in goblin tongue. Sparing another suspicious and annoyed glance to woman. OOC: Now I would like to explain my take on goblin beauty standards. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":p" title="Stick out tongue    :p"  data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":p" />Groog isn't handsome, he is too squat and brutish looking, almost like miniature orc. He isn't fat, just veiny. Personal wealth, including gold teeth and jewelry, are another factors indicating man's atractivness as well as "great spirit". <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /> And like all goblins he looks on woman's ears, their size and shape are very important !I don't have to explain that the more hag like is woman's nose the preetier it is ? <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)"  data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" />  Since all goblins are somewhat ... flat-chested, goblin men look on woman's shoulders as a "guiding factor". Healthy, fresh-grass skin tan is also important.Hope it didn't bothered You all too much ? And one more thing, goblin women are always fierce to the extreme. Passionfull, and all. <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/devious.png"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":]" title="Devious    :]" data-shortname=":]" /> That's why Groog spare any attention to Paladiness in the first place. Women with those flaring nostrils are so ... seductive to him.  <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/nervous.png"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":heh:" title="Nervous Laugh    :heh:" data-shortname=":heh:" /> </blockquote>

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