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<blockquote data-quote="Pentallion" data-source="post: 8874469" data-attributes="member: 6828266">Well,&nbsp; if all the players and the GM have had enough to drink........The Melnibonean sorcerers employed a scout from the Weeping Wastes to take them through the Forest of Troos and into Ilmiora. He had one job and he got lost.&nbsp; Fearing the Melnibonean's wrath, he did not tell them he was lost.&nbsp; When they came unexpectedly upon the Orgjen city of Org he asked the guards who stood atop the wooden walls a simple question (the deeply canopied forest having blocked his view of the sun) &quot;Which way is east?&quot; He rolled 00 - a fumble - on his speak Orgjen and inadvertently said, &quot;You mother is a beast.&quot;The orgjen guard opened fire with his crossbow and hit the scout.The Melniboneans, none of whom spoke Orgjen, did not take well to the scout being attacked. What followed was a night of all out massacre of the Orgjens as the Melniboneans unleashed all their elemental and demonic powers upon the hapless folk.In the end of the game session, quite some time later, a terrified priest of Org crawled out from the ruins of his temple and asked, &quot;What do you want?&quot;At this point, we all looked at each other blankly, very buzzed, and asked &quot;Why did we just spend our whole night wiping out this town?&quot;At which point the scout (Which was me, by the way) suddenly remembered, &quot;Oh yeah!&quot; I exclaimed, &quot;Which way is east?&quot;This time, he said it properly and we continued on our way.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Pentallion, post: 8874469, member: 6828266"] Well, if all the players and the GM have had enough to drink........ The Melnibonean sorcerers employed a scout from the Weeping Wastes to take them through the Forest of Troos and into Ilmiora. He had one job and he got lost. Fearing the Melnibonean's wrath, he did not tell them he was lost. When they came unexpectedly upon the Orgjen city of Org he asked the guards who stood atop the wooden walls a simple question (the deeply canopied forest having blocked his view of the sun) "Which way is east?" He rolled 00 - a fumble - on his speak Orgjen and inadvertently said, "You mother is a beast." The orgjen guard opened fire with his crossbow and hit the scout. The Melniboneans, none of whom spoke Orgjen, did not take well to the scout being attacked. What followed was a night of all out massacre of the Orgjens as the Melniboneans unleashed all their elemental and demonic powers upon the hapless folk. In the end of the game session, quite some time later, a terrified priest of Org crawled out from the ruins of his temple and asked, "What do you want?" At this point, we all looked at each other blankly, very buzzed, and asked "Why did we just spend our whole night wiping out this town?" At which point the scout (Which was me, by the way) suddenly remembered, "Oh yeah!" I exclaimed, "Which way is east?" This time, he said it properly and we continued on our way. [/QUOTE]

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