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<blockquote data-quote="Rel" data-source="post: 939989" data-attributes="member: 99"><p>Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later. Ashrem has found me out. I am, in fact, Will Smith. Go ahead and add me to the list of celebrities who play D&D.</p><p></p><p>I run a game for Vin Diesel and Lexa Doig. While filming Bad Boys II recently, Martin Lawrence sat in for a couple of sessions. On topic for the thread, he named his character (CN Rogue, nympho lesbian <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f644.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll eyes :rolleyes:" data-smilie="11"data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> ) <strong>Shanaynay</strong>. Still, it's better than Dooku.</p><p></p><p>I'm dreading doing another MIB movie because Tommy Lee found out I'm a D&D player and is just ruthless with the geek jokes. "Hey we don't need to 'flashy thing' anybody now. Will will just 'cast a spell on them'!" He needs his butt kicked. I think I'm gonna' sic Gene Hackman on him. Or maybe Benecio Del Toro. I hear he put a pretty good whuppin' on him in The Hunted. Plus that dude just looks creepy.</p><p></p><p>I ran a few sessions with Jeff Goldblum (he played a "Chaos Wizard" name Malcolm - real original) back on the set of ID4. But he was such a pretentious jerk we dropped him after just a few sessions. Every time the party encountered a female NPC, it was always, "Is she hotter than Geena Davis? I've slept with Geena Davis you know." Yeah, so what, dog. I'm married to Jada Pinket. And we're having kids so fast you <strong>know</strong> we gettin' jiggy with it damn near every night. So why you gotta' be steppin' up in here with Geena Davis? Let's keep the ooc chat to a minimum. Aight?</p><p></p><p>Sorry for that little rant but Jeff just gets on my nerves. I guess we've all had players like that though.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rel, post: 939989, member: 99"] Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later. Ashrem has found me out. I am, in fact, Will Smith. Go ahead and add me to the list of celebrities who play D&D. I run a game for Vin Diesel and Lexa Doig. While filming Bad Boys II recently, Martin Lawrence sat in for a couple of sessions. On topic for the thread, he named his character (CN Rogue, nympho lesbian :rolleyes: ) [b]Shanaynay[/b]. Still, it's better than Dooku. I'm dreading doing another MIB movie because Tommy Lee found out I'm a D&D player and is just ruthless with the geek jokes. "Hey we don't need to 'flashy thing' anybody now. Will will just 'cast a spell on them'!" He needs his butt kicked. I think I'm gonna' sic Gene Hackman on him. Or maybe Benecio Del Toro. I hear he put a pretty good whuppin' on him in The Hunted. Plus that dude just looks creepy. I ran a few sessions with Jeff Goldblum (he played a "Chaos Wizard" name Malcolm - real original) back on the set of ID4. But he was such a pretentious jerk we dropped him after just a few sessions. Every time the party encountered a female NPC, it was always, "Is she hotter than Geena Davis? I've slept with Geena Davis you know." Yeah, so what, dog. I'm married to Jada Pinket. And we're having kids so fast you [b]know[/b] we gettin' jiggy with it damn near every night. So why you gotta' be steppin' up in here with Geena Davis? Let's keep the ooc chat to a minimum. Aight? Sorry for that little rant but Jeff just gets on my nerves. I guess we've all had players like that though. [/QUOTE]
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