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<blockquote data-quote="Foundry of Decay" data-source="post: 943757" data-attributes="member: 846"><p>Some from both games and strange, strange, strange, strange stories (usually fantasy genre based) that a friend and I write:</p><p></p><p><strong>Beetwhistle Buttersteak</strong> - Gnome politician who is right out of the walnut he calls his mind.</p><p></p><p><strong>Blistersheets Magnum</strong> - Dwarf with a problem of being a 'rolling sleeper', giving himself sheetburn during the night.</p><p></p><p><strong>Throaty Stubbletrumpet</strong> - Loon</p><p></p><p><strong>Stains Welton and his haircut Janet</strong> - How can you explain someone so bloody mad that the name alone makes you weep tears of mindless dispair.</p><p></p><p><strong>Eggs Rustolonio</strong> - Elven asylum inmate.</p><p></p><p><strong>Trout Whistlehips</strong> - Old coot who was shot in the hips when a law-man, and makes a whistling sound whenever a wind picks up.</p><p></p><p><strong>Bandylegs of the kingdom helpless</strong> - Bloody helpless vikings..</p><p></p><p><strong>Dr. Barrelsqueezer, and his assistant Kevin</strong> - Surgery was his only option after recieving so much head trauma.</p><p></p><p><strong>Mortholamew H. Duck</strong> - A duck.. what, little else can be said about a magic duck really..</p><p></p><p><strong>Picklefist Brokefoot of the Kingdom of Tax</strong> - Half-Orc tax collector who broke his foot off in a pickle jar.</p><p></p><p><strong>Sometimes the clockman</strong> - Sometimes sometimes sets the clocks. Sometimes sometimes utterly misses the right times, and Sometimes sometimes has to redo his job.</p><p></p><p><strong>Whee Puttyknees</strong> - An enthusiastic stain on humanity.</p><p></p><p>I'm thinking of having myself committed someday. (Not a name, but a declaration).</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Foundry of Decay, post: 943757, member: 846"] Some from both games and strange, strange, strange, strange stories (usually fantasy genre based) that a friend and I write: [B]Beetwhistle Buttersteak[/B] - Gnome politician who is right out of the walnut he calls his mind. [B]Blistersheets Magnum[/B] - Dwarf with a problem of being a 'rolling sleeper', giving himself sheetburn during the night. [B]Throaty Stubbletrumpet[/B] - Loon [B]Stains Welton and his haircut Janet[/B] - How can you explain someone so bloody mad that the name alone makes you weep tears of mindless dispair. [B]Eggs Rustolonio[/B] - Elven asylum inmate. [B]Trout Whistlehips[/B] - Old coot who was shot in the hips when a law-man, and makes a whistling sound whenever a wind picks up. [B]Bandylegs of the kingdom helpless[/B] - Bloody helpless vikings.. [B]Dr. Barrelsqueezer, and his assistant Kevin[/B] - Surgery was his only option after recieving so much head trauma. [B]Mortholamew H. Duck[/B] - A duck.. what, little else can be said about a magic duck really.. [B]Picklefist Brokefoot of the Kingdom of Tax[/B] - Half-Orc tax collector who broke his foot off in a pickle jar. [B]Sometimes the clockman[/B] - Sometimes sometimes sets the clocks. Sometimes sometimes utterly misses the right times, and Sometimes sometimes has to redo his job. [B]Whee Puttyknees[/B] - An enthusiastic stain on humanity. I'm thinking of having myself committed someday. (Not a name, but a declaration). [/QUOTE]
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