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<blockquote data-quote="Ave Rage" data-source="post: 234684" data-attributes="member: 5483"><p>My worst character was Ave Rage:</p><p></p><p>I finally got a group together to start gaming. I decided that I'd start a farmer (fighter class) who uses a Scythe (Dungeon Siege anyone?). Anyways, we start to roll stats and this is what I get:</p><p></p><p>14, 11, 14, 11, 11, 10</p><p></p><p>That's when the name "Ave Rage" popped in. Incase some of you are a little slower than the rest, it spells 'Average' when you push em together. The rules say you can reroll if you have neg' stats or something but Ave made it by a hair so I stuck with him. </p><p></p><p>Our adventure got started with some fights in a mine. We fought about 'hypnotized regular people' who had an armor class of 10. Easy right? </p><p></p><p>MISS</p><p>MISS</p><p>MISS</p><p></p><p>skipping alot of boreing walking around we find some spiders and I follow some hypno-dude down a shaft and find Ave confronted with a spider. He turns tail and runs.</p><p>DM: "roll to see if you run away"</p><p>ME: oh.. I see I've rolled a one.</p><p>DM: you fall down, the spider jumps on your chest, what do you do?</p><p>me: I use my torch to knock it off.. *roll* *miss*</p><p>DM: it bites you.. roll for a save (the save was 9 or above)</p><p>me: ...4</p><p>DM: everything swirls around you.. into blackness.</p><p></p><p>It just goes to show that you need HERO'S, not regular people to save the world.</p><p></p><p>Of course, right after I rolled those stats my brother rolled 14, 14, 17, 13, 18, 16. He made a cleric which womped on everyone w/out using spells. CURSE HIS STAT STEALING ABILITIES!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ave Rage, post: 234684, member: 5483"] My worst character was Ave Rage: I finally got a group together to start gaming. I decided that I'd start a farmer (fighter class) who uses a Scythe (Dungeon Siege anyone?). Anyways, we start to roll stats and this is what I get: 14, 11, 14, 11, 11, 10 That's when the name "Ave Rage" popped in. Incase some of you are a little slower than the rest, it spells 'Average' when you push em together. The rules say you can reroll if you have neg' stats or something but Ave made it by a hair so I stuck with him. Our adventure got started with some fights in a mine. We fought about 'hypnotized regular people' who had an armor class of 10. Easy right? MISS MISS MISS skipping alot of boreing walking around we find some spiders and I follow some hypno-dude down a shaft and find Ave confronted with a spider. He turns tail and runs. DM: "roll to see if you run away" ME: oh.. I see I've rolled a one. DM: you fall down, the spider jumps on your chest, what do you do? me: I use my torch to knock it off.. *roll* *miss* DM: it bites you.. roll for a save (the save was 9 or above) me: ...4 DM: everything swirls around you.. into blackness. It just goes to show that you need HERO'S, not regular people to save the world. Of course, right after I rolled those stats my brother rolled 14, 14, 17, 13, 18, 16. He made a cleric which womped on everyone w/out using spells. CURSE HIS STAT STEALING ABILITIES! [/QUOTE]
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