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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Andrew D. Gable" data-source="post: 235371" data-attributes="member: 4144">A while ago, I mentioned a player in a thread on "worst PC names", and mentioned how his names sucked...the mention of the chronic munchkin who doesn't name his characters rings true here.  His PCs never had names until they reached 10th-level.  Never.The worst, to me, was his last character, an elven mage named Jay-Ron Dunn.  Of course, like every other character this guy ever ran, he was 6'8", 350 lbs (despite our protests against this - can you picture an elven football player?).  Threw a tantrum when we wouldn't let him dual-wield greatswords, and finally used a single greatsword in combat, decking himself out in a suit of full plate (and never slinging a spell once).  Once he dropped out of the group (well, not formally, he just stopped showing up), he was demoted to being a Nodwick-esque figure.  Hell, when we used minis, he was represented by an Overburdened Henchman. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)"  data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" />But that was more of a bad player.  Even when he showed up, all he did was sleep - and he'd make all dice rolls on the floor, so the DM couldn't see them and he could easily make up a lie about his results.Although in terms of bad naming, nothing will ever beat Yasraena Azzahir'Akim Xorlarrin (and her dire werewolf animal companion, Oliver!), the lesbian drow archer counterpart to Drizzt. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)"  data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" /> Althoguh I actually liked that character...</blockquote>

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