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<blockquote data-quote="Dave Blewer" data-source="post: 567134" data-attributes="member: 4972">In an abortive game of RttToEE our DM:- Gave the Halfling Fighter a +2 Lawful, Keen Shortsword of Speed &quot;because he was the Halfling King&quot; when said character was 4th level.&nbsp; The King thing was his idea and not the players who was content to play a Fighting dog rider,- This &quot;king&quot; was the centrepiece of a plot to restore the Halfling monarchy but the rebels weren't ready yet so the king was allowed to continue on his way until they were ready. Even though on the course he was upon had led to his death once already.- This Kings Riding Dog steed was Awakened by these conspiritors. However the DM would not allow the dog (Barkley) to pick up any character levels because he didn't think that spell was very balanced.- Basically fell in love with a certain Blue Dragon.&nbsp; Giving it DR 10/+1,&nbsp; SR 25 the manouvrebility of a hummingbird and Ogre warriors.- The Druid character I was playing was given a relic called the Staff of Life by his god.&nbsp; Strangely the god couldn't tell me what the staff did.&nbsp; This god turned up again masquerading as my animal companion.- We all had GM enforced backstory's which literally led to daily attacks by assassins/evil monks/drow sorcerers/undead warlords/demons. but no two groups ever attacked us on the same night and would always wait until all the other groups had had a go. We had visions of a Deli of Evil that was handing out chits somewhere in order to avoid confusion.- It got to the point that everyone we met was part of one of these groups who wanted our deaths.&nbsp; The shame was that they were so incompetent about it that one Assassin infiltrated the group stood watch over our sleeping forms over night, cooked our breakfast and then tried to stab us as he was dishing the food up.There is more, and the rest is even worse.&nbsp; I'll add some more later if people wish.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Dave Blewer, post: 567134, member: 4972"] In an abortive game of RttToEE our DM: - Gave the Halfling Fighter a +2 Lawful, Keen Shortsword of Speed "because he was the Halfling King" when said character was 4th level. The King thing was his idea and not the players who was content to play a Fighting dog rider, - This "king" was the centrepiece of a plot to restore the Halfling monarchy but the rebels weren't ready yet so the king was allowed to continue on his way until they were ready. Even though on the course he was upon had led to his death once already. - This Kings Riding Dog steed was Awakened by these conspiritors. However the DM would not allow the dog (Barkley) to pick up any character levels because he didn't think that spell was very balanced. - Basically fell in love with a certain Blue Dragon. Giving it DR 10/+1, SR 25 the manouvrebility of a hummingbird and Ogre warriors. - The Druid character I was playing was given a relic called the Staff of Life by his god. Strangely the god couldn't tell me what the staff did. This god turned up again masquerading as my animal companion. - We all had GM enforced backstory's which literally led to daily attacks by assassins/evil monks/drow sorcerers/undead warlords/demons. but no two groups ever attacked us on the same night and would always wait until all the other groups had had a go. We had visions of a Deli of Evil that was handing out chits somewhere in order to avoid confusion. - It got to the point that everyone we met was part of one of these groups who wanted our deaths. The shame was that they were so incompetent about it that one Assassin infiltrated the group stood watch over our sleeping forms over night, cooked our breakfast and then tried to stab us as he was dishing the food up. There is more, and the rest is even worse. I'll add some more later if people wish. [/QUOTE]

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