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<blockquote data-quote="Ukyo the undead" data-source="post: 571390" data-attributes="member: 1670">Please...one minute of silence...Well... this one is a kind of legend&nbsp; in Brazil..At a RPG convention, a newbie DM was dming a adventure to a group of&nbsp; players. Everything was being all right until he said:DM:When you are walking into the woods, you all hear very loud noises, like a giant walking...The players started to worry...DM: And you all see a giant red lizard....THE TARRASQUE!!!!<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f631.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":eek:" title="Eek!&nbsp; &nbsp; :eek:"&nbsp; data-smilie="9"data-shortname=":eek:" />Almost all players: AHHHH!!! run for your lives!!!They knew they weren´t supposed to outrun the Big lizard, and were just waiting their deaths, when a rookie player, playing a wizard, said:wizard: I CAST SLEEP ON THE TARRASQUE.<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f631.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":eek:" title="Eek!&nbsp; &nbsp; :eek:"&nbsp; data-smilie="9"data-shortname=":eek:" />Then, for everyone surprise..DM: Ok, he slept.the other players: What...? Well, now we have a chance! Run for your lives!!Wizard: Wait... I take my dagger...and cut the Tarrasque´s throat.DM: ahn...ok.<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f631.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":eek:" title="Eek!&nbsp; &nbsp; :eek:"&nbsp; data-smilie="9"data-shortname=":eek:" />Well... everybody in the game table stopped breathing... no one believing it...Then a lurker stood up, walked to the stage, picked the microphone and said:PLEASE, EVERYONE, BE QUIET... I WANT ASK FOR ONE MINUTE OF SILENCE...FOR THE DEATH OF THE TARRASQUE..Well, that´s a bad Dm´s judgement call.<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f644.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll eyes&nbsp; &nbsp; :rolleyes:"&nbsp; data-smilie="11"data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="Ukyo the undead, post: 571390, member: 1670"] [b]Please...one minute of silence...[/b] Well... this one is a kind of legend in Brazil.. At a RPG convention, a newbie DM was dming a adventure to a group of players. Everything was being all right until he said: DM:When you are walking into the woods, you all hear very loud noises, like a giant walking... The players started to worry... DM: And you all see a giant red lizard....THE TARRASQUE!!!!:eek: Almost all players: AHHHH!!! run for your lives!!! They knew they weren´t supposed to outrun the Big lizard, and were just waiting their deaths, when a rookie player, playing a wizard, said: wizard: I CAST SLEEP ON THE TARRASQUE.:eek: Then, for everyone surprise.. DM: Ok, he slept. the other players: What...? Well, now we have a chance! Run for your lives!! Wizard: Wait... I take my dagger...and cut the Tarrasque´s throat. DM: ahn...ok.:eek: Well... everybody in the game table stopped breathing... no one believing it... Then a lurker stood up, walked to the stage, picked the microphone and said: PLEASE, EVERYONE, BE QUIET... I WANT ASK FOR ONE MINUTE OF SILENCE...FOR THE DEATH OF THE TARRASQUE.. Well, that´s a bad Dm´s judgement call.:rolleyes: [/QUOTE]

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