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<blockquote data-quote="The_lone_gunman" data-source="post: 1045909" data-attributes="member: 1143"><p>I dont know about the rest of you, but it seems that the DM quality at GenCon has been REAL low. Here are a few of the quotes I heard there:</p><p></p><p>1) "You want to sleep in the mill? Why would you want to do that, thats just dumb!"</p><p></p><p> *****a bit of background, there was something poisoning the town food supplies, we thought hiding out in the mill and trying to catch them in the act was actually a good plan, he didnt agree because it didn't fit in with his "plan"*****</p><p></p><p>2) "Well since you didnt say that you all where keeping watch while riding your horses you are all suprised by these 10 dinosaurs!"</p><p></p><p>***shouldnt we get a spot check? Or are we just riding around with our eyes closed?***</p><p></p><p></p><p>3) "I couldn't afford a GenCon badge, but Im just here to DM anyway. DMing is my life!"</p><p></p><p>***This is just so sad.***</p><p></p><p></p><p>4) "Give me a sec, I need to get through this flavor text."</p><p></p><p>***In response to a player who needed to ask a question. Nothing like the pain of getting through all that silly flavor text!***</p><p></p><p>5) "Can I borrow a DMG, PHB, and Monster Manual from anyone?"</p><p></p><p>***What a sense of forbooding I had when I heard this.***</p><p></p><p>6) "The dragon, as it dies, falls on top of your unconsious companion, killing him."</p><p></p><p>***This was such a load of crap, the dragon was 4 feet off the ground, and the character was 10 feet away. Somehow the dragon floated over and landed on him as he was dying apparently.***</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Anyone else have any bad DM experiences they want to share?</p><p></p><p>TLG</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="The_lone_gunman, post: 1045909, member: 1143"] I dont know about the rest of you, but it seems that the DM quality at GenCon has been REAL low. Here are a few of the quotes I heard there: 1) "You want to sleep in the mill? Why would you want to do that, thats just dumb!" *****a bit of background, there was something poisoning the town food supplies, we thought hiding out in the mill and trying to catch them in the act was actually a good plan, he didnt agree because it didn't fit in with his "plan"***** 2) "Well since you didnt say that you all where keeping watch while riding your horses you are all suprised by these 10 dinosaurs!" ***shouldnt we get a spot check? Or are we just riding around with our eyes closed?*** 3) "I couldn't afford a GenCon badge, but Im just here to DM anyway. DMing is my life!" ***This is just so sad.*** 4) "Give me a sec, I need to get through this flavor text." ***In response to a player who needed to ask a question. Nothing like the pain of getting through all that silly flavor text!*** 5) "Can I borrow a DMG, PHB, and Monster Manual from anyone?" ***What a sense of forbooding I had when I heard this.*** 6) "The dragon, as it dies, falls on top of your unconsious companion, killing him." ***This was such a load of crap, the dragon was 4 feet off the ground, and the character was 10 feet away. Somehow the dragon floated over and landed on him as he was dying apparently.*** Anyone else have any bad DM experiences they want to share? TLG [/QUOTE]
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