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<blockquote data-quote="Cthulhu's Librarian" data-source="post: 1049668" data-attributes="member: 11064"><p>I'm getting in on this a bit late, but here's my bad GenCon GM quote. I was playing in a game of All Flesh Must Be Eaten, and nobody at the table had ever played before (it was an introductory game). </p><p>The GM sits down, we make introductions, and he says "OK, just to let you know, I just picked up a bag of 100 zombie miniatures, so I'm going to just keep putting them on the table until I run out, so you'll have to keep on killing them." And he proceded to do just that. 4 hours of nothing but shooting zombies in a mall. Whenever we tried to roleplay our characters, he'd drop 10-15 zombie figs on the table and start rolling the dice. 6 players went through 12 or 14 characters in the game. Granted, it IS a zombie game based on Night of the Living Dead, but it gets a bit boring after a couple hours of the same thing. The table next to us was playing the same game, and they were having a great time from the amout of noise and laughter they were making. My table just sat there and played variations of shoot, run, die, shoot, run, die. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f641.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":(" title="Frown :(" data-smilie="3"data-shortname=":(" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Cthulhu's Librarian, post: 1049668, member: 11064"] I'm getting in on this a bit late, but here's my bad GenCon GM quote. I was playing in a game of All Flesh Must Be Eaten, and nobody at the table had ever played before (it was an introductory game). The GM sits down, we make introductions, and he says "OK, just to let you know, I just picked up a bag of 100 zombie miniatures, so I'm going to just keep putting them on the table until I run out, so you'll have to keep on killing them." And he proceded to do just that. 4 hours of nothing but shooting zombies in a mall. Whenever we tried to roleplay our characters, he'd drop 10-15 zombie figs on the table and start rolling the dice. 6 players went through 12 or 14 characters in the game. Granted, it IS a zombie game based on Night of the Living Dead, but it gets a bit boring after a couple hours of the same thing. The table next to us was playing the same game, and they were having a great time from the amout of noise and laughter they were making. My table just sat there and played variations of shoot, run, die, shoot, run, die. :( [/QUOTE]
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