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<blockquote data-quote="Dannyalcatraz" data-source="post: 3235113" data-attributes="member: 19675"><p>Denny's.</p><p></p><p>I was driving cross-country with my Mom, coming back from a family reunion- it was post 2AM, but we needed caffeine and a snack.</p><p></p><p>There was a 4 some of guys sitting at the counter, the remaining hardcore of a bachelor party. The groom-to-be was sitting at the end, and was completely smashed, hunched over his plate like a gargoyle. As his buddies finished enough of their meals to be happy, they passed them to the right...towards the bachelor.</p><p></p><p>Not only did he finish his, he ate every scrap from every plate passed his direction.</p><p></p><p>I pointed this out to my Mom, and (sensing impending doom) suggested we leave early, and we ate about 1/2 of our food and got up to leave- both of us hitting the bathroom before getting in the checkout line.</p><p></p><p>Three of the guys got in the checkout line just after me, but the bachelor headed to the bathroom.</p><p></p><p>Just as I sign my credit card slip, the entire restaraunt got to hear the sounds of the soon-to-be-groom noisily summoning the Elder Gods...all of them.</p><p></p><p><strong>"c'tHUUUUUUUUUUUULuuuuuuuuuughhhh ftaghghghghgnn! HAAAAAAAAAAsturgurgle! Yog soth-THOOOTHHHHHHHsplash!"</strong></p><p></p><p>I didn't go in to look- I value my (remaining) sanity too much to do things like that- but I suspect it was not a nice place to be.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dannyalcatraz, post: 3235113, member: 19675"] Denny's. I was driving cross-country with my Mom, coming back from a family reunion- it was post 2AM, but we needed caffeine and a snack. There was a 4 some of guys sitting at the counter, the remaining hardcore of a bachelor party. The groom-to-be was sitting at the end, and was completely smashed, hunched over his plate like a gargoyle. As his buddies finished enough of their meals to be happy, they passed them to the right...towards the bachelor. Not only did he finish his, he ate every scrap from every plate passed his direction. I pointed this out to my Mom, and (sensing impending doom) suggested we leave early, and we ate about 1/2 of our food and got up to leave- both of us hitting the bathroom before getting in the checkout line. Three of the guys got in the checkout line just after me, but the bachelor headed to the bathroom. Just as I sign my credit card slip, the entire restaraunt got to hear the sounds of the soon-to-be-groom noisily summoning the Elder Gods...all of them. [b]"c'tHUUUUUUUUUUUULuuuuuuuuuughhhh ftaghghghghgnn! HAAAAAAAAAAsturgurgle! Yog soth-THOOOTHHHHHHHsplash!"[/b] I didn't go in to look- I value my (remaining) sanity too much to do things like that- but I suspect it was not a nice place to be. [/QUOTE]
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