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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Mallus" data-source="post: 3298637" data-attributes="member: 3887">In my homebrew CITY terrible puns are one of the building blocks of matter. You can read about them in the Story Hour in my sig... if you have nothing better to do. Some of my player's favorites, ie, the ones they threatened to hit me for...... a tribe of grass skirt-wearing tropical barbarians who fancied themselves the Master Race called, obviously, the Polyneecheeans (say it out loud)...... who once attacked the Shrine of St. Tarte's Bodice, run by the Mother Superior Tawny Portal (It was her stage name, she was a former exotic dancer).... a black magician named Dr. Mephisophocles, with an imp familiar named Doubting Thomas.... a gang of incompetent swordsmen called 'The Yu-tang Clan'.... a cut-rate vice district called 'the Blue-Light District', home of the 'Blue Light Specials'...... which was run by a colorful thieves guild called the 'Troupe Bleu d'Homme'.... a priest, gambling den owner, and pimp named 'the Right Reverened Don Magic Wand'. He used to own a magic wand. With a succubus in it.</blockquote>