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<blockquote data-quote="SSquirrel" data-source="post: 4205757" data-attributes="member: 5202"><p><a href="http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=8210593&postcount=88" target="_blank">Brazilian Death Squad DM</a> </p><p></p><p>Yeah that's just plain weird. It's a repost from the original thread. Amazing the things that typing: Brazilian death squad rpg will bring up in google <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" /></p><p></p><p>More tales of the bizarre from rpg.net, the <a href="http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=2616342&postcount=46" target="_blank">Ruptrued Halfling</a> </p><p></p><p>"Oh, and I even managed to find the Ruptured Halfling story.</p><p></p><p>Rose was a halfling character this guy made up for my husband's GURPS game. I suppose we should've spotted the trouble back when he described her response to the male halfling character as 'flirtatious'-- his definition of 'flirtation' apparently being 'dry-hump her pony's saddlehorn and moan.'</p><p></p><p>Anyway, in a later session we had some kind of fight with orcs who ambushed us from the cross-sides of an intersection of corridors. The guy, who had (and doubtlessly still has) a hard time visualizing how his "clever plans" ignore certain aspects of physics and/or the current situation, did an acrobatic dodge or tumble to get to the other side of the two Orcs in the front line -- oblivious to the fact that there were four more behind them. After the maneuver, the tactical disadvantage of his chosen position dawned on him. My husband notes that Rose is now disarmed and more or less surrounded. "So, what do you do?"</p><p></p><p>His response: "I say 'I WANT SOME!' and lunge for the nearest orc's crotch."</p><p></p><p>Everyone is silent for a long moment. My husband decides even the orcs are taken aback by this and the targeted one pries the deranged halfling off him. "Holding you at arms' length, the orcs have a short conversation in orcish, with repeated mutterings of 'Mongo' followed by a short burst of laughter."</p><p></p><p>Mongo-- a tame Ogre working for the orcs-- shambles forward. There was no need to describe what happened next except that everyone was amazed Rose survived and the tale of the Ruptured Halfling became legendary."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SSquirrel, post: 4205757, member: 5202"] [URL=http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=8210593&postcount=88]Brazilian Death Squad DM[/URL] Yeah that's just plain weird. It's a repost from the original thread. Amazing the things that typing: Brazilian death squad rpg will bring up in google ;) More tales of the bizarre from rpg.net, the [URL=http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=2616342&postcount=46]Ruptrued Halfling[/URL] "Oh, and I even managed to find the Ruptured Halfling story. Rose was a halfling character this guy made up for my husband's GURPS game. I suppose we should've spotted the trouble back when he described her response to the male halfling character as 'flirtatious'-- his definition of 'flirtation' apparently being 'dry-hump her pony's saddlehorn and moan.' Anyway, in a later session we had some kind of fight with orcs who ambushed us from the cross-sides of an intersection of corridors. The guy, who had (and doubtlessly still has) a hard time visualizing how his "clever plans" ignore certain aspects of physics and/or the current situation, did an acrobatic dodge or tumble to get to the other side of the two Orcs in the front line -- oblivious to the fact that there were four more behind them. After the maneuver, the tactical disadvantage of his chosen position dawned on him. My husband notes that Rose is now disarmed and more or less surrounded. "So, what do you do?" His response: "I say 'I WANT SOME!' and lunge for the nearest orc's crotch." Everyone is silent for a long moment. My husband decides even the orcs are taken aback by this and the targeted one pries the deranged halfling off him. "Holding you at arms' length, the orcs have a short conversation in orcish, with repeated mutterings of 'Mongo' followed by a short burst of laughter." Mongo-- a tame Ogre working for the orcs-- shambles forward. There was no need to describe what happened next except that everyone was amazed Rose survived and the tale of the Ruptured Halfling became legendary." [/QUOTE]
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