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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Set" data-source="post: 4052566" data-attributes="member: 41584">Nice!But does it make music?  And wow, my mind just went to a bad place...Awesome!This is me, pretending I can fight.New options;Eyes of Arrow Catching.  At least it won't hurt.Pants of Bashing.  Hippy-hippy SLAM ATTACK!Slippers of Cold Resistance.  Your feet never get cold.  The rest of you?  Well, uh...Rod of Splenda.  Shaking this rod over food makes it taste better, or perhaps chalky.Rod of Dithering.  Pointing this rod at someone as a standard action causes them to lose their next action.Immovable Rod.  Once created, this rod can't be moved.  There is no command word to turn this effect off.Periapt of Fzoul Rotting.  This gem causes uncurable Mummy Rot in any character named Fzoul.  Since that persons death, it's been a paperweight.Mace of Brood.  This mace can impregnate any female struck.  On a critical hit, it can impregnate a male.Restraining Spoon.  A touch attack with this spoon can pin any target of your own size class or smaller.Hammer, Dwarven Thrower.  This hammer throws angry Dwarves at the target, generally using any Dwarf holding the hammer as ammunition.  (It falls in the square of origin, while the Dwarf flies into the target.)Arrow of Slayer.  This arrow has it's own soundtrack, but rarely hits.Fun Blade.  This sword looks like a long sword, but acts as a dagger for all particulars (ease of use, damage, etc.).  It does extra damage to lawful people and curmudgeons.  When swung overhead vigorously, it causes lightning to flash down, thunder to smash and the user to appear much larger and stronger, while his hair whips around in sudden winds.  His voice becomes deep and booming.</blockquote>

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