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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Anti-Sean" data-source="post: 2405622" data-attributes="member: 11797">*gasps and swoons, settling into a nearby chaise lounge to avoid a fainting spell*Sheer, unadulterated balderdash! Warforged make me tingly all over. Born of eldritch magic beyond the ken of their creators for the sole purpose of war, they are cast adrift searching for the meaning of their existence now that a shaky peace has been established. Ohhh, the sheer depth and scope of the angsty, angtsy roleplaying potential inherent in each warforged makes me quiver audibly.The whiny angst of ten thousand Drizzizzizzizzitseses cannot compare to the potential for over the top melodrama and scenery chewing that a single 'forged represents. Plus, each of them is filled with a delicious, creamy nougat center. Man, I loves me some warforged!If it was any old lich, it might get my vote. But noooo, they had to make it a drow. A *drow*! Boooooring! Overhyped, overused, done to death. Bleh. But ooooh, look! The phylactery is not just an Iron Golem, but an Iron Golem shaped like a *spider*, for extra drow-y goodness! *yawn*Facts:1. Warforged Ninjas are Living Constructs.2. Warforged Ninjas fight ALL the time.3. The purpose of the Warforged Ninja is to flip out and kill people.He'd totally uppercut the big baby drow lich just for opening a window.</blockquote>