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<blockquote data-quote="Vraille Darkfang" data-source="post: 2294081" data-attributes="member: 16989">I've used half-black dragon squirrels in my game before.Not DIRE squirrels, just your standard Fox Squirrel/Black Dragon Hybrid.I mean, that happens all the time right?&nbsp; Young, Innocent Black Dragon is seduced by that bad-boy squirrel from the other side of the tracks.&nbsp; Volatile passions ensue in a tragic, star crossed tale of boundless passion until....The dragon gets hungry &amp; eats the squirrel for a snack, only to find she has been left with egg.Really, imagine how much better Romeo &amp; Juliet would have been if one had been a small, acrobatic rat with a better tail, and the other a massive killing machine bent on killing all in her path.Plus, seeing your players' reaction when a bunch of squirrels breathe a cone of acid at them are the moments DM's LIVE for.Ohhhhhh.&nbsp; Awakened Celetial Half-Dragon Squirrel Monks.&nbsp; My players shall curse you now.PS. I have also unleashed Awakened Chicken Monks of Hastur on my party.&nbsp; My wife then told me I couldn't DM after taking a double shot of cold medicine.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Vraille Darkfang, post: 2294081, member: 16989"] I've used half-black dragon squirrels in my game before. Not DIRE squirrels, just your standard Fox Squirrel/Black Dragon Hybrid. I mean, that happens all the time right? Young, Innocent Black Dragon is seduced by that bad-boy squirrel from the other side of the tracks. Volatile passions ensue in a tragic, star crossed tale of boundless passion until.... The dragon gets hungry & eats the squirrel for a snack, only to find she has been left with egg. Really, imagine how much better Romeo & Juliet would have been if one had been a small, acrobatic rat with a better tail, and the other a massive killing machine bent on killing all in her path. Plus, seeing your players' reaction when a bunch of squirrels breathe a cone of acid at them are the moments DM's LIVE for. Ohhhhhh. Awakened Celetial Half-Dragon Squirrel Monks. My players shall curse you now. PS. I have also unleashed Awakened Chicken Monks of Hastur on my party. My wife then told me I couldn't DM after taking a double shot of cold medicine. [/QUOTE]

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