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<blockquote data-quote="Psychotic Jim" data-source="post: 819725" data-attributes="member: 547"><p>I know it's a bit late for April Fool's, but here's something you probably were not expecting.</p><p></p><p>Survey Ladies</p><p>Medium-sized Monstrous Humanoids</p><p>Hit Dice: 6d8 (27 hp) </p><p>Initiative: +6 (+2 Dex, +4 Improved Initiative) </p><p>Speed: 50 ft.</p><p>AC: 12 (+2 Dex); touch 12, flat-footed 10</p><p>Attacks: Unarmed Strike +6 melee</p><p>Damage: Unarmed Strike 1d3</p><p>Face/Reach: .5 ft by 5 ft/5 ft </p><p>Special Attacks: Spell-like abilities, maddening questionnaire</p><p>Special Qualities: Damage reduction 5/silver, SR 14, fast healing 5, there is no escape, relentless pursuit</p><p>Saves: Fort +2, Ref +7, Will +4</p><p>Abilities: Str 10, Dex 14, Con 11, Int 13, Wis 8, Cha 16</p><p>Skills: (27 skill points) Balance +6, Concentration +9, Listen +6, Sense Motive +3, Spot +6</p><p>Feats: Alertness, Dodge, Improved Initiative</p><p>Climate/Terrain: Urban and underground (Shopping malls mostly)</p><p>Organization: Solitary, survey group (2-5)</p><p>Challenge Rating: 5</p><p>Treasure: Standard</p><p>Alignment: Always neutral</p><p>Advancement: By character class</p><p></p><p>Would'ja like to take a survey? </p><p>Do you like beans? </p><p>Do you like George Wendt? </p><p>Do you like movies? </p><p>Do you like movies with George Wendt? </p><p>Do you like movies about beans? </p><p>Would you like to see George Wendt eating beans? </p><p>Would you like to see a movie with George Wendt eating beans?</p><p>Would you like to see a movie with beans eating George Wendt?</p><p></p><p> Survey ladies are strange, incomprehensible beings that exist solely to ask endless barrages of meaningless questions that drive all other sentient beings absolutely insane. This is done not out of malice, bit because of a completely incomprehensible psychology on the part of these enigmatic beings. Survey ladies seem to come from another reality called “Earth” that is said to be so horrible and alien that it makes the Far Realm look comprehensible and ordinary. Survey ladies appear as normal, plain-looking females of the dominant race of the area they are encountered in.</p><p></p><p>Combat</p><p> Survey ladies do not engage in combat, per se. They simply continually assault bystanders with questions and flee if attacked, returning later when their attackers have calmed down. If the nearby beings flee, the survey ladies give chase without a second-though to pursue their alien agendas of continuing their surveys.</p><p></p><p>Spell-like abilities (Sp) At will- Blink, freedom of movement gaseous form, haste, spider climb. These abilities are as the spells cast by a 10th level sorcerer.</p><p>Maddening Questionnaire (Su): A victim of a group of survey ladies’s endless barrage of questions must make a Will Save (DC 16) or be affected by a fear spell for 1d4+1 rounds. The Will save DC increases by 1 per extra survey lady beyond the first.</p><p>There Is No Escape (Su): Someone fleeing survey ladies has no hope of escape. Every round survey ladies appear within movement range of fleeing creatures no matter what obstacles or distance separates them from their prey.</p><p>Relentless Pursuit (Ex): Survey ladies seem to have no need for the normal humanoid requirements for life. They require no food, water or even air to survive and never tire. Survey ladies are also immune to all sleep and dream-related effects.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Psychotic Jim, post: 819725, member: 547"] I know it's a bit late for April Fool's, but here's something you probably were not expecting. Survey Ladies Medium-sized Monstrous Humanoids Hit Dice: 6d8 (27 hp) Initiative: +6 (+2 Dex, +4 Improved Initiative) Speed: 50 ft. AC: 12 (+2 Dex); touch 12, flat-footed 10 Attacks: Unarmed Strike +6 melee Damage: Unarmed Strike 1d3 Face/Reach: .5 ft by 5 ft/5 ft Special Attacks: Spell-like abilities, maddening questionnaire Special Qualities: Damage reduction 5/silver, SR 14, fast healing 5, there is no escape, relentless pursuit Saves: Fort +2, Ref +7, Will +4 Abilities: Str 10, Dex 14, Con 11, Int 13, Wis 8, Cha 16 Skills: (27 skill points) Balance +6, Concentration +9, Listen +6, Sense Motive +3, Spot +6 Feats: Alertness, Dodge, Improved Initiative Climate/Terrain: Urban and underground (Shopping malls mostly) Organization: Solitary, survey group (2-5) Challenge Rating: 5 Treasure: Standard Alignment: Always neutral Advancement: By character class Would'ja like to take a survey? Do you like beans? Do you like George Wendt? Do you like movies? Do you like movies with George Wendt? Do you like movies about beans? Would you like to see George Wendt eating beans? Would you like to see a movie with George Wendt eating beans? Would you like to see a movie with beans eating George Wendt? Survey ladies are strange, incomprehensible beings that exist solely to ask endless barrages of meaningless questions that drive all other sentient beings absolutely insane. This is done not out of malice, bit because of a completely incomprehensible psychology on the part of these enigmatic beings. Survey ladies seem to come from another reality called “Earth” that is said to be so horrible and alien that it makes the Far Realm look comprehensible and ordinary. Survey ladies appear as normal, plain-looking females of the dominant race of the area they are encountered in. Combat Survey ladies do not engage in combat, per se. They simply continually assault bystanders with questions and flee if attacked, returning later when their attackers have calmed down. If the nearby beings flee, the survey ladies give chase without a second-though to pursue their alien agendas of continuing their surveys. Spell-like abilities (Sp) At will- Blink, freedom of movement gaseous form, haste, spider climb. These abilities are as the spells cast by a 10th level sorcerer. Maddening Questionnaire (Su): A victim of a group of survey ladies’s endless barrage of questions must make a Will Save (DC 16) or be affected by a fear spell for 1d4+1 rounds. The Will save DC increases by 1 per extra survey lady beyond the first. There Is No Escape (Su): Someone fleeing survey ladies has no hope of escape. Every round survey ladies appear within movement range of fleeing creatures no matter what obstacles or distance separates them from their prey. Relentless Pursuit (Ex): Survey ladies seem to have no need for the normal humanoid requirements for life. They require no food, water or even air to survive and never tire. Survey ladies are also immune to all sleep and dream-related effects. [/QUOTE]
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