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<blockquote data-quote="Richards" data-source="post: 7864792" data-attributes="member: 508"><p>I wrote an adventure where the PCs were hired as additional security for a nobleman's daughter's sweet 16 party. She had recently had an encounter with a young druid who wanted her to be his wife (after having just seen her the once), and she had her half-orc bodyguards beat him up and toss him in the gutter, calling him a "gutter rat." She didn't want him showing up at the party and making a scene, hence the PCs' involvement.</p><p></p><p>The druid, however, had been plotting his revenge. He crafted a <em>pipe of the sewers</em> so he could sneak into the party disguised as one of the musicians (it was a costume party - that helped) and summon swarms of "gutter rats" to attack her guests. However, he was plagued with thoughts of the young woman - whose name was Bunnihilde (her father called her "Bunni") - during the construction of the magic pipes, so instead of summoning rats it accidentally summoned bunnies.</p><p></p><p>The day of the party, the PCs were on watch when all of a sudden there was screaming from the outside patio - hundreds of rabbits were pouring out of the forest and attacking the guests. Besides the normal bunnies, there were also a few dire rabbits, a jackalope, and even an al-mi'raj. The PCs fought off the rabbits (and rabbitlike creatures), discovered the druid who was responsible, and captured him for the nobleman.</p><p></p><p>The name of the adventure? "Bad Hare Day."</p><p></p><p>Johnathan</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Richards, post: 7864792, member: 508"] I wrote an adventure where the PCs were hired as additional security for a nobleman's daughter's sweet 16 party. She had recently had an encounter with a young druid who wanted her to be his wife (after having just seen her the once), and she had her half-orc bodyguards beat him up and toss him in the gutter, calling him a "gutter rat." She didn't want him showing up at the party and making a scene, hence the PCs' involvement. The druid, however, had been plotting his revenge. He crafted a [I]pipe of the sewers[/I] so he could sneak into the party disguised as one of the musicians (it was a costume party - that helped) and summon swarms of "gutter rats" to attack her guests. However, he was plagued with thoughts of the young woman - whose name was Bunnihilde (her father called her "Bunni") - during the construction of the magic pipes, so instead of summoning rats it accidentally summoned bunnies. The day of the party, the PCs were on watch when all of a sudden there was screaming from the outside patio - hundreds of rabbits were pouring out of the forest and attacking the guests. Besides the normal bunnies, there were also a few dire rabbits, a jackalope, and even an al-mi'raj. The PCs fought off the rabbits (and rabbitlike creatures), discovered the druid who was responsible, and captured him for the nobleman. The name of the adventure? "Bad Hare Day." Johnathan [/QUOTE]
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