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<blockquote data-quote="Nuclear Platypus" data-source="post: 1958027" data-attributes="member: 17507"><p>"PUPPIES!"</p><p>"Oh grow up! Those are gnolls!"</p><p>"Well, not to say they're stupid but they've got an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt."</p><p>"Maybe so King but the tag champs are about to get whipped like government mules. This is gonna be a real slobberknocker."</p><p>*ground begins to shake as a T-rex stomps in*</p><p>"MY GAWD! MY GAWD! MY GAWD! Business is about to pick up. This has shades of classic Andre the Giant vs King Kong Bundy matches."</p><p>"A real 'Battle of the Bulge' right JR?"</p><p>"Uh... if you say so King. That <em>Rey Pequeño</em> is still quicker than a hiccup, already clearing the ring while <em>Cerdo Fuerte</em> is having fun stomping a mudhole in Bling-Bling! It's no wonder <em>Los Vatos Locos</em> were once tag champs and are destined to wear the gold again. Oh my. Look at all the blood! Bling-Bling's been busted wide open!"</p><p>"They were seeing red before and now all he's seeing is red! Just proves that the older those Gnoll Boyz get, the better they used to be."</p><p>"Uh oh. I think Momma T-Rex's little baby boy just caught wind of all that blood too and it doesn't look like he'll play any favorites. I'm sorry folks but we have to take our last commercial break."</p><p></p><p>*insert commercial for D&D 4.0 with various WWE superstars complain about bad rolls and rules changes while Mick Foley peers over the DM screen, grinning widely*</p><p></p><p></p><p>Hey, I couldn't resist a challenge nor some wishful thinking. <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/devious.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":]" title="Devious :]" data-shortname=":]" /> </p><p></p><p>Naturally Los Vatos Locos composed of Rey Pequeño (halfling luchador) and Cerdo Fuerte (half orc um... luchador). As for the Gnoll Boyz (Bling-Bling and ?), I kinda envision the gnoll pimp in the d20 Modern book. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Nuclear Platypus, post: 1958027, member: 17507"] "PUPPIES!" "Oh grow up! Those are gnolls!" "Well, not to say they're stupid but they've got an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt." "Maybe so King but the tag champs are about to get whipped like government mules. This is gonna be a real slobberknocker." *ground begins to shake as a T-rex stomps in* "MY GAWD! MY GAWD! MY GAWD! Business is about to pick up. This has shades of classic Andre the Giant vs King Kong Bundy matches." "A real 'Battle of the Bulge' right JR?" "Uh... if you say so King. That [I]Rey Pequeño[/I] is still quicker than a hiccup, already clearing the ring while [I]Cerdo Fuerte[/I] is having fun stomping a mudhole in Bling-Bling! It's no wonder [I]Los Vatos Locos[/I] were once tag champs and are destined to wear the gold again. Oh my. Look at all the blood! Bling-Bling's been busted wide open!" "They were seeing red before and now all he's seeing is red! Just proves that the older those Gnoll Boyz get, the better they used to be." "Uh oh. I think Momma T-Rex's little baby boy just caught wind of all that blood too and it doesn't look like he'll play any favorites. I'm sorry folks but we have to take our last commercial break." *insert commercial for D&D 4.0 with various WWE superstars complain about bad rolls and rules changes while Mick Foley peers over the DM screen, grinning widely* Hey, I couldn't resist a challenge nor some wishful thinking. :] Naturally Los Vatos Locos composed of Rey Pequeño (halfling luchador) and Cerdo Fuerte (half orc um... luchador). As for the Gnoll Boyz (Bling-Bling and ?), I kinda envision the gnoll pimp in the d20 Modern book. :D [/QUOTE]
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