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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Mathew_Freeman" data-source="post: 863202" data-attributes="member: 1846">Ladies and gentlemen! We present, stolen from the future (don't ask us how, we don't know!) lyrics from LotR: The Musical. The notation "Gollum!" has been used to signify the throat wrenching noise he occasionally makes.Castle On A Cloud, sung by GollumThere is a castle on a cloudGOLLUM!I like to go there in my sleepGOLLUM!Aren't any floors for me to sweepGOLLUM!Not in my castle on a cloud(But they tortures us, they do...)There is a room that's full of toysThere are a hundred boys and hobbits(We hates them, precious...)Nobody shouts or talks too loudNot in my castle on a cloudGOLLUM!There is a lady all in white(Elfses! Ack!)Holds me and sings a lullaby(It burns! It burns!)Shes nice to smell and she's soft to touch(IT BURNSSSS USSSS, PRECIOUSSSS!!!)She says "Smeagol, I love you very much..."I know a place where no one's lostI know a place where no one criesCrying at all is not allowed(Or they beats, you, precious)Not in my castle on a cloud...GOLLUM!-----------Thank you, thank you...</blockquote>