Session Start: Fri Oct 25 16:06:34 2002
Session Ident: #ybfight
*** Now talking in #ybfight
*** Topic is 'YB fighting channel'
*** Set by Char on Sat Oct 19 20:56:42
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*** Sabaron is now known as Lady_Wei
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GardenGnome: jezter6, log it.
Lady_Wei: I've got a log handy, too, if necessary.
GardenGnome: super
jezter6: ok, chat's logging now
jezter6: "I find your presence to be lickspittle, your island to be irrelevant, and your power to be useless."
* Lady_Wei requires insults from the two handsome young fighters
GardenGnome: yes, lemme get my stats, hold up, wasn;t expecting a fight
Lady_Wei: Make that the *one* handsome young fighter and a weird little wooden gnome.
* Lady_Wei looks at jezter
Lady_Wei: Make that the alien freak and the wooden gnome.
* Lady_Wei sighs
jezter6: yes m'lady..no handsome men here
GardenGnome: hey now. Well, let's shoot from memory. Thug0. record of 2-5. Sig Style Trident. No gang, DT1x.
Lady_Wei: No gang?
GardenGnome: !mb ybinsult
MechaMeowth: GardenGnome: I find your father to be slovenly, your graveyard to be dilapidated, and your judo to be jaded.
GardenGnome: No gang
* Lady_Wei debates the merits of the two insults
Lady_Wei: Garden Gnome's insult is nonsensical. Insults to Jezter!
Lady_Wei: !mb ybmaster
MechaMeowth: Lady_Wei: MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the desert north of NorthGuard Keep on the day of the blizzard.
* jezter6 grins as his insult seems to be much more despiteful
jezter6: who goes first?
GardenGnome: whomever
Lady_Wei: You need to pick length and type of match.
* Lady_Wei flips a coin.
Lady_Wei: Heads or tails, Jezter?
jezter6: tails
jezter6: 5 point speed
Lady_Wei: Standard or strategy?
jezter6: standard
GardenGnome: please say standard
GardenGnome: thank you
Lady_Wei: It's tails, so you pick who's up first.
jezter6: I will go first...thank you m'lady
jezter6: !mb ybinsult
MechaMeowth: jezter6: I find your friend to be pig-like, your city to be rotted, and your inner spirit to be amateurish.
Lady_Wei: You are welcome... such a gallant alien.
jezter6: err
GardenGnome: =)
jezter6: !mb ybmove
MechaMeowth: jezter6: The wolf destroys the peaks; shreds the pain of the bone! *yen*
Lady_Wei: No need to insult now! Poor little gnome...
GardenGnome: first move is a yen move? the luck.
* jezter6 lunghes forward towards the top of the gnomes head with a bite
* Lady_Wei giggles
GardenGnome: I guess he's done as he cannot do anything anyway
Lady_Wei: Yup.
GardenGnome: !mb ybmove
MechaMeowth: GardenGnome: The confidant chimera kicks above the volcano; parts the slash of the bird!
Lady_Wei: And you're always done too
GardenGnome: if I go last, yes
* Lady_Wei recoils in horror from Jezter's naked agression
Lady_Wei: That's right... you always go last.
Lady_Wei: Until you use your DT. Oops.
Lady_Wei: No harm done
GardenGnome: none at all
Lady_Wei: Now, to the moves...
Lady_Wei: Jezter lacks grace and style, while the Gnome is confidant in his power. I like that confidence.
Lady_Wei: Point Garden Gnome!
Lady_Wei: 1 point GG, 0 points Jezter
jezter6: ouch...
jezter6: my turn I assume then
Lady_Wei: Yep.
* Lady_Wei tosses a yen to the Gnome
jezter6: !mb ybmove
MechaMeowth: jezter6: The scorpion carves the fountain; conceals the offensive of the blade!
GardenGnome: !mb ybmove
MechaMeowth: GardenGnome: The spear vanquishes the foothills; dodges the speed of the field!
Lady_Wei: A harder one...
Lady_Wei: Jezter's defense, while not perfect, makes more sense. The two offenses are roughly equal.
Lady_Wei: Point Jezter! 1 point all!
jezter6: !mb ybmove
MechaMeowth: jezter6: The turtle lies across the glacier; fends off the roar of the sands!
GardenGnome: Dirty Trick
* Lady_Wei looks startled
Lady_Wei: You're up first, Garden Gnome
GardenGnome: !mb ybmove
MechaMeowth: GardenGnome: The nunchaku removes the glade; silences the violence of the reptile!
jezter6: hmm...i'
jezter6: err
jezter6: !mb ybmove
MechaMeowth: jezter6: The chain drowns the badlands; conceals the chi of the flower!
jezter6: (I apologize for trying to keep up with the dirty trick rules)
Lady_Wei: (np)
Lady_Wei: Let's see...
Lady_Wei: Jezter uses a flower, which is a huge plus. His offense is also slightly better.
Lady_Wei: Point Jezter! 2 points Jezter, 1 point Garden Gnome.
* Lady_Wei is the Flower Girl
jezter6: (now do we start alternating?)
Lady_Wei: (Yes, you're up first)
jezter6: !mb ybmove
MechaMeowth: jezter6: The stealthy tsunami slides within the volcano; reduces the cut of the holy ground!
GardenGnome: !mb ybmove
MechaMeowth: GardenGnome: The fist drifts underneath the rapids; dominates the gaze of the flame!
* Lady_Wei finds it unlikely that a volcano is a good habitat for a tsunami, plus GG's defense is good here.
Lady_Wei: Point Garden Gnome! 2 points all!
GardenGnome: !mb ybmove
MechaMeowth: GardenGnome: The tsunami scourges the hells and in addition it poetically overwhelms the Baths at Lo Xiang; cruelly dodges the offensive of the sky as it moves across the motion of the pole!
jezter6: !mb ybmove
MechaMeowth: jezter6: The superior lizard lies through the dungeon; removes the foray of the fires!
* Lady_Wei is poetically overwhelmed
Lady_Wei: Point Garden Gnome! 3 points GG, 2 points Jezter!
jezter6: !mb ybmove
MechaMeowth: jezter6: The fang punches above the paradise; wards off the assailment of the bone!
GardenGnome: !mb ybmove
MechaMeowth: GardenGnome: The cherry blossom leaps higher than the clouds; averts the blood of the ice!
Lady_Wei: A flower!
GardenGnome: For you, milady
Lady_Wei: Thank you!
Lady_Wei: Point Garden Gnome! 4 points GG, 2 points Jezter!
GardenGnome: !mb ybmove
MechaMeowth: GardenGnome: The southern cross flies facing the brush; drops within the foray of the feline!
jezter6: !mb ybmove
MechaMeowth: jezter6: The whip bows close to the foothills; quells the stab of the canine!
Lady_Wei: Hrmmm
Lady_Wei: A star that flies erratically is not as good as a whip poised to strike
Lady_Wei: Point Jezter! 4 points GG, 3 points Jezter!
jezter6: !mb ybmove
MechaMeowth: jezter6: The mantis fiercely devastates the glacier; shields the chaos of the field!
GardenGnome: !mb ybmove
MechaMeowth: GardenGnome: The rat drops through the vineyard; quells the gaze of the ice!
* Lady_Wei recoils in horror from Jezter again
Lady_Wei: But with the Gnome beaten that badly, I can't really give the round to him
* Lady_Wei looks sorry for the poor bloody gnome
Lady_Wei: Point Jezter! 4 flags all!
GardenGnome: I've had worse beatins milady. It's all in a days work.
* jezter6 smiles showing his many teeth
GardenGnome: !mb ybmove
MechaMeowth: GardenGnome: The east wind lies from the canyon; protects against the pain of the insect!
jezter6: !mb ybmove
MechaMeowth: jezter6: The foot drops upon the swamp; defends against the cut of the field!
* Lady_Wei recoils in even more horror
Lady_Wei: You have lots of teeth!
Lady_Wei: Let's see here...
jezter6: Pointy too m'lady
Lady_Wei: A wind that lies, enticing people into a treacherous canyon, is MEAN! You MEAN, MEAN gnome!
Lady_Wei: Point and match Garden Gnome.
* jezter6 bows to both his fierce competitor and the judge
* GardenGnome bows to jezter6
* GardenGnome bows to Lady_Wei.
jezter6: It was an honorable fight little one, we will meet again someday I assure you
GardenGnome: I shall look forward to it. Thank you both
Lady_Wei: Garden Gnome, you poor bloody wreck, you've clawed your way to Thug 1 with a record of 3-5. Enjoy your yen; don't spend it all in one place!
GardenGnome: again, thank you.
Lady_Wei: Jezter6, you've lost your match, but no one minds. A white belt is forgiven losses. Your record is now 0-1.
