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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Sabaron" data-source="post: 439432" data-attributes="member: 285">Session Start: Fri Oct 25 16:06:34 2002Session Ident: #ybfight*** Now talking in #ybfight*** Topic is 'YB fighting channel'*** Set by Char on Sat Oct 19 20:56:42*** Kalanyr has quit IRC (QUIT: Departs with a flourish)*** jezter6 has joined #ybfight*** Sabaron is now known as Lady_Wei*** GardenGnome has joined #ybfightGardenGnome: jezter6, log it.Lady_Wei: I've got a log handy, too, if necessary.GardenGnome: superjezter6: ok, chat's logging nowjezter6: "I find your presence to be lickspittle, your island to be irrelevant, and your power to be useless."* Lady_Wei requires insults from the two handsome young fightersGardenGnome: yes, lemme get my stats, hold up, wasn;t expecting a fightLady_Wei: Make that the *one* handsome young fighter and a weird little wooden gnome. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue    :P"  data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" />* Lady_Wei looks at jezterLady_Wei: Make that the alien freak and the wooden gnome.* Lady_Wei sighsjezter6: yes m'lady..no handsome men hereGardenGnome: hey now. Well, let's shoot from memory.  Thug0.  record of 2-5.  Sig Style Trident.  No gang, DT1x.Lady_Wei: No gang?GardenGnome: !mb ybinsultMechaMeowth: GardenGnome: I find your father to be slovenly, your graveyard to be dilapidated, and your judo to be jaded.GardenGnome: No gang* Lady_Wei debates the merits of the two insultsLady_Wei: Garden Gnome's insult is nonsensical.  Insults to Jezter!Lady_Wei: !mb ybmasterMechaMeowth: Lady_Wei: MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the desert north of NorthGuard Keep on the day of the blizzard.* jezter6 grins as his insult seems to be much more despitefuljezter6: who goes first?GardenGnome: whomeverLady_Wei: You need to pick length and type of match.* Lady_Wei flips a coin.Lady_Wei: Heads or tails, Jezter?jezter6: tailsjezter6: 5 point speedLady_Wei: Standard or strategy?jezter6: standardGardenGnome: please say standardGardenGnome: thank youLady_Wei: It's tails, so you pick who's up first.jezter6: I will go first...thank you m'ladyjezter6: !mb ybinsultMechaMeowth: jezter6: I find your friend to be pig-like, your city to be rotted, and your inner spirit to be amateurish.Lady_Wei: You are welcome... such a gallant alien.jezter6: errGardenGnome: =)jezter6: !mb ybmoveMechaMeowth: jezter6: The wolf destroys the peaks; shreds the pain of the bone! *yen*Lady_Wei: No need to insult now!  Poor little gnome...GardenGnome: first move is a yen move?  the luck.* jezter6 lunghes forward towards the top of the gnomes head with a bite* Lady_Wei gigglesGardenGnome: I guess he's done as he cannot do anything anywayLady_Wei: Yup.GardenGnome: !mb ybmoveMechaMeowth: GardenGnome: The confidant chimera kicks above the volcano; parts the slash of the bird!Lady_Wei: And you're always done tooGardenGnome: if I go last, yes* Lady_Wei recoils in horror from Jezter's naked agressionLady_Wei: That's right... you always go last.Lady_Wei: Until you use your DT.  Oops. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />Lady_Wei: No harm doneGardenGnome: none at allLady_Wei: Now, to the moves...Lady_Wei: Jezter lacks grace and style, while the Gnome is confidant in his power.  I like that confidence.Lady_Wei: Point Garden Gnome!Lady_Wei: 1 point GG, 0 points Jezterjezter6: ouch...jezter6: my turn I assume thenLady_Wei: Yep.* Lady_Wei tosses a yen to the Gnomejezter6: !mb ybmoveMechaMeowth: jezter6: The scorpion carves the fountain; conceals the offensive of the blade!GardenGnome: !mb ybmoveMechaMeowth: GardenGnome: The spear vanquishes the foothills; dodges the speed of the field!Lady_Wei: A harder one...Lady_Wei: Jezter's defense, while not perfect, makes more sense.  The two offenses are roughly equal.Lady_Wei: Point Jezter!  1 point all!jezter6: !mb ybmoveMechaMeowth: jezter6: The turtle lies across the glacier; fends off the roar of the sands!GardenGnome: Dirty Trick* Lady_Wei looks startledLady_Wei: You're up first, Garden GnomeGardenGnome: !mb ybmoveMechaMeowth: GardenGnome: The nunchaku removes the glade; silences the violence of the reptile!jezter6: hmm...i'jezter6: errjezter6: !mb ybmoveMechaMeowth: jezter6: The chain drowns the badlands; conceals the chi of the flower!jezter6: (I apologize for trying to keep up with the dirty trick rules)Lady_Wei: (np)Lady_Wei: Let's see...Lady_Wei: Jezter uses a flower, which is a huge plus.  His offense is also slightly better.Lady_Wei: Point Jezter!  2 points Jezter, 1 point Garden Gnome.* Lady_Wei is the Flower Girljezter6: (now do we start alternating?)Lady_Wei: (Yes, you're up first)jezter6: !mb ybmoveMechaMeowth: jezter6: The stealthy tsunami slides within the volcano; reduces the cut of the holy ground!GardenGnome: !mb ybmoveMechaMeowth: GardenGnome: The fist drifts underneath the rapids; dominates the gaze of the flame!* Lady_Wei finds it unlikely that a volcano is a good habitat for a tsunami, plus GG's defense is good here.Lady_Wei: Point Garden Gnome!  2 points all!GardenGnome: !mb ybmoveMechaMeowth: GardenGnome: The tsunami scourges the hells and in addition it poetically overwhelms the Baths at Lo Xiang; cruelly dodges the offensive of the sky as it moves across the motion of the pole!jezter6: !mb ybmoveMechaMeowth: jezter6: The superior lizard lies through the dungeon; removes the foray of the fires!* Lady_Wei is poetically overwhelmedLady_Wei: Point Garden Gnome!  3 points GG, 2 points Jezter!jezter6: !mb ybmoveMechaMeowth: jezter6: The fang punches above the paradise; wards off the assailment of the bone!GardenGnome: !mb ybmoveMechaMeowth: GardenGnome: The cherry blossom leaps higher than the clouds; averts the blood of the ice!Lady_Wei: A flower! <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" />GardenGnome: For you, miladyLady_Wei: Thank you! <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />Lady_Wei: Point Garden Gnome!  4 points GG, 2 points Jezter!GardenGnome: !mb ybmoveMechaMeowth: GardenGnome: The southern cross flies facing the brush; drops within the foray of the feline!jezter6: !mb ybmoveMechaMeowth: jezter6: The whip bows close to the foothills; quells the stab of the canine!Lady_Wei: HrmmmLady_Wei: A star that flies erratically is not as good as a whip poised to strikeLady_Wei: Point Jezter!  4 points GG, 3 points Jezter!jezter6: !mb ybmoveMechaMeowth: jezter6: The mantis fiercely devastates the glacier; shields the chaos of the field!GardenGnome: !mb ybmoveMechaMeowth: GardenGnome: The rat drops through the vineyard; quells the gaze of the ice!* Lady_Wei recoils in horror from Jezter againLady_Wei: But with the Gnome beaten that badly, I can't really give the round to him* Lady_Wei looks sorry for the poor bloody gnomeLady_Wei: Point Jezter!  4 flags all!GardenGnome: I've had worse beatins milady.  It's all in a days work.* jezter6 smiles showing his many teethGardenGnome: !mb ybmoveMechaMeowth: GardenGnome: The east wind lies from the canyon; protects against the pain of the insect!jezter6: !mb ybmoveMechaMeowth: jezter6: The foot drops upon the swamp; defends against the cut of the field!* Lady_Wei recoils in even more horrorLady_Wei: You have lots of teeth! <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f631.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":o" title="Eek!    :o"  data-smilie="9"data-shortname=":o" />Lady_Wei: Let's see here...jezter6: Pointy too m'ladyLady_Wei: A wind that lies, enticing people into a treacherous canyon, is MEAN!  You MEAN, MEAN gnome!Lady_Wei: Point and match Garden Gnome.* jezter6 bows to both his fierce competitor and the judge* GardenGnome bows to jezter6* GardenGnome bows to Lady_Wei.jezter6: It was an honorable fight little one, we will meet again someday I assure youGardenGnome: I shall look forward to it.  Thank you bothLady_Wei: Garden Gnome, you poor bloody wreck, you've clawed your way to Thug 1 with a record of 3-5.  Enjoy your yen; don't spend it all in one place!GardenGnome: again, thank you.Lady_Wei: Jezter6, you've lost your match, but no one minds.  A white belt is forgiven losses.  Your record is now 0-1.</blockquote>

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