"Hola signiors... I am here to make sure you two cause enough pain to one another before this day is over..."
A foot and a half tall doll with white make-up and a crimson kimono descends onto the field. She is wearing a hula skirt over her new kimono, obviously just returned from the beach. She still has her luggage in hand, which she drops into the middle fo the field.
"Yes, the church is useless and ill-concieved... but the style is more grating than the weapon, Spider wins Insults!"
Ciaran attacks first, rotating normally!