[21:30] <LadyD> well, Lady Discord is hopefully a bit more charming and slightly insane
[21:30] <LadyD> "little" "peace" Town
[21:31] <Benjamin> Ah
[21:31] <Kalanyr> hey
[21:31] <Benjamin> For YBA?
[21:31] <Kalanyr> don't ""
[21:31] <Kalanyr> the names
[21:31] <Kalanyr>
[21:31] <Benjamin> lol
[21:31] <Kalanyr> it makes the pun to obvious
[21:31] <LadyD> Lady Discord
[21:31] <LadyD> Natural Hits 1
[21:31] <LadyD> Total Hits 2
[21:31] <LadyD> Exp: 0/5
[21:31] <LadyD> Yen: 0
[21:31] <LadyD> Powers: None
[21:31] <LadyD> Armor: None
[21:31] <LadyD> Shield: Chaos Guard (+1 Hit)
[21:31] <LadyD> Accessory: None
[21:31] <LadyD> Weapons: None
[21:31] <Benjamin> Let me go register my new character
[21:31] <Kalanyr> k
[21:31] *** creamsteak has joined #ybfight
[21:31] <LadyD> hiya CS
[21:32] <Kalanyr> hello
[21:32] <Kalanyr> wee
[21:32] <creamsteak> hey S
[21:32] <LadyD> here's an example of a char
[21:32] <Benjamin> Hail.
[21:32] <LadyD> Lady Discord
[21:32] <LadyD> Natural Hits 1
[21:32] <LadyD> Total Hits 2
[21:32] <LadyD> Exp: 0/5
[21:32] <LadyD> Yen: 0
[21:32] <LadyD> Powers: None
[21:32] <LadyD> Armor: None
[21:32] <LadyD> Shield: Chaos Guard (+1 Hit)
[21:32] <LadyD> Accessory: None
[21:32] <LadyD> Weapons: None
[21:32] <Kalanyr> so many to kill
[21:32] <Kalanyr> mwahaha
[21:32] <creamsteak> right, I already have one
[21:32] <Kalanyr> CS has a Char done
[21:32] <creamsteak> posted in the thread
[21:32] <LadyD> k
[21:32] <Kalanyr> C&P here if you would
[21:32] <creamsteak> Here name is Akala, she is a Female Drow Anti-Paladin
[21:32] <Kalanyr> I use the topic bar
[21:32] <LadyD> depending on how many battles you want to fight
[21:32] <Kalanyr> mwahaha
[21:32] <LadyD> Lady D. can do the talking
[21:33] <creamsteak> Experience: 0
[21:33] <Kalanyr> I'm not evil
[21:33] <Kalanyr> just destructive
[21:33] <creamsteak> Experience: 0
[21:33] <creamsteak> Gr... C&P cannot do!
[21:33] <Kalanyr> you use Java applet?
[21:33] <creamsteak> Whatever.. I have 1 natural hit nothing else, and +1 hits from my daedric cuirass
[21:33] <creamsteak> yes
[21:33] <Kalanyr> k
[21:33] <Kalanyr> right
[21:33] <Kalanyr> easy
[21:33] <Benjamin> Character made
[21:34] <Kalanyr> at least you aren't trying to survive with 2 weapons
[21:34] <Kalanyr> and no armour
[21:34] <creamsteak> heh
[21:34] <creamsteak> well have you seen my armor?
[21:34] <creamsteak> It's just too badass looking
[21:34] <creamsteak> and very black-guardish
[21:34] <Benjamin> Benjamin
[21:34] <Benjamin> Natural Hits 1
[21:34] <Benjamin> Total Hits 2
[21:34] <Benjamin> Exp: 0/5
[21:34] <Benjamin> Yen: 0
[21:34] <Benjamin> Powers: None
[21:34] <Benjamin> Armor: Studded Leather (+1 Hit)
[21:34] <Benjamin> Shield: None
[21:34] <Benjamin> Accessory: None
[21:34] <Benjamin> Weapons: None
[21:34] <Benjamin> I could bring in RagingZealot
[21:34] <Benjamin> lol
[21:34] <Kalanyr> hmm
[21:34] <creamsteak> The accursed one that was called the 'reclaimer' came into my home, and murdered my sisters. He murdered my mother. He murdered my own heritage in the name of law and good...
[21:35] <LadyD> nah
[21:35] <Benjamin> I attack the maze!
[21:35] <creamsteak> and I believed every word he told me...
[21:35] <LadyD> I'm just the avatar of Discord ^_^
[21:35] <LadyD> well, not quite
[21:35] <LadyD> but hoping to be
[21:35] <LadyD> ^_^
[21:35] <creamsteak> That fool... he led me to follow the path of law and good... and I became a paladin. I followed the clergy! I did everything they wanted me to do! Wretched! My purpose and life was Wretched! To serve the people that murdered my kin in the name of holiness and love.
[21:35] <Kalanyr> how many different board names do you have ?
[21:35] <Benjamin> Lemme see
[21:35] <creamsteak> I will rise, and replace my lady... my good mother... and bring about the resurection of the Drow. They called her Eclavdra, and she served the queen of all drow. They destroyed my connection with the queen, and my mother... and I'll get them back for it! I'll destroy everything they love so dearly...
[21:35] <Benjamin> Four
[21:35] <Kalanyr> heh
[21:35] <Kalanyr> so many
[21:35] *** creamsteak is now known as Akala
[21:35] <Benjamin> AvarielAvenger, TWW, MasterOfHeaven, and Wizardry
[21:35] <Benjamin> Yeah I'm finicky, as I'm sure you remember.
[21:35] *** Akala is now known as Akala-The-Fiend
[21:36] <Benjamin> Right
[21:36] *** Kalanyr changes topic to 'Topic The Fiend'
[21:36] <Benjamin> Should I do my character biography?
[21:36] <Benjamin> lol
[21:36] <Kalanyr> if you wish
[21:36] <Akala-The-Fiend> http://enworld.cyberstreet.com/showthread.php?threadid=599&pagenumber=2
[21:36] <Benjamin> Hrm
[21:36] <Akala-The-Fiend> That is the link to my picture
[21:36] <Benjamin> Let's just play
[21:36] <Benjamin> I'm a Bard/Holy Liberator
[21:36] <Benjamin> I'll fill in details later
[21:36] <Benjamin> lol
[21:36] <LadyD> "Hello, my name is Lady D., it seems like I have known you for a long time..." Discord wears a black silk outfit, a half-mask lightly rested upon her face, her left hand holding it up as she talks to Akala
[21:37] *** Kalanyr changes topic to '3 1 Hit Wonders Enter Little Peace Town Benjamin Hits 2 (Nat 1) () LadyD Hits 2 (Nat 1) () Akala Hits 2 (Nat 1) () Yen 0*0 Hits Defeated: 0/0 each THD: Monster X Hits (Nat
()'
[21:37] <Akala-The-Fiend> "My name is Akala... I am a Dunmer... you might call us Drow..." Akala wears a very heavy looking suit of ornate full plate mail
[21:37] <Kalanyr> !mb ybmaster
[21:37] <MechaMeowth> Kalanyr: MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the swamp south-west of the Snowy Wastes on the evening of the mace.
[21:38] <LadyD> "And you...you seem just my type." She smiles and winks as she rests her hand on Benjamins armor
[21:38] <Benjamin> "Hello, LD. My name is Benjamin, and I am a wandering Bard." Benjamin wears a simple tunic and leggins of silver and white, his tunic underneath his studded leather.
[21:38] <Benjamin> lol
[21:38] *** Kalanyr changes topic to '3 1 Hit Wonders Enter Little Peace Town Benjamin Hits 2 (Nat 1) () LadyD Hits 2 (Nat 1) () Akala Hits 2 (Nat 1) () Yen 0*0 Hits Defeated: 0/0 each THD: Monster X Hits (Nat () Evening:Mace Location:Village'
[21:38] * Akala-The-Fiend looks at Benjamin... with disgust
[21:38] <Benjamin> btw
[21:38] <Kalanyr> if any one wants to learn the Heavens/Cloud/Paradise Locs
[21:38] <Benjamin> I might drop
[21:38] <Benjamin> Server giving me trouble
[21:38] <Kalanyr> Monde can teach tem
[21:38] <Kalanyr> Monde can teach them
[21:38] <Benjamin> Cool
[21:38] <Kalanyr> save you some XP
[21:38] * LadyD laughs lightly as she sees the look in Akala's eyes
[21:38] <Akala-The-Fiend> "So... what are you? Some kind of priest?"
[21:38] <Benjamin> I want to learn the Heavens and Clouds. Maybe paradise.
[21:39] <LadyD> (I might learn paradise)
[21:39] <Akala-The-Fiend> "I once served the priesthood... the idolotry of those innane fools!"
[21:39] <Benjamin> Isn't Mondy another Holy Liberator?
[21:39] <LadyD> "You might...say so, I am a follower of Eres."
[21:39] <Kalanyr> (Well whenever you level up the thread is there somewhere)
[21:39] <Kalanyr> (YUP)
[21:39] <Benjamin> k
[21:39] <LadyD> "Though I am no priestess."
[21:39] <Akala-The-Fiend> "Good... what about you Benjamin?"
[21:39] <Benjamin> I gotta think of a god
[21:39] <Kalanyr> Chaos is Eris
[21:39] <Benjamin> I can't go with Tymora
[21:40] <Kalanyr> I think
[21:40] <Benjamin> Beshaba would be displeased
[21:40] <Kalanyr> I mean Discord
[21:40] <Benjamin> Lemme think
[21:40] <Kalanyr> is Eris
[21:40] <LadyD> thanks
[21:40] <LadyD> Eris
[21:40] <LadyD> correct it to Eris
[21:40] <LadyD> ^_^
[21:40] <LadyD> will say it right in the future
[21:40] <LadyD> ^_^
[21:41] <Kalanyr>
[21:41] <Kalanyr> lala
[21:41] <Kalanyr> Sorry I was a rabid follower of Greek Myth
[21:41] <Benjamin> Any good gods of commerce and trade you guys know of?
[21:41] <LadyD> I am too, although I didn't read very much about Eris
[21:41] <LadyD> Waukeen
[21:41] <Benjamin> She's N, isn't she?
[21:41] <LadyD> no clue
[21:42] <LadyD> Eris is Discord
[21:42] <Akala-The-Fiend> alright... let's get this going while we can
[21:42] <LadyD> that's why Lady Discord is a follower of Eris
[21:42] <LadyD> she's a bit insane...yes
[21:42] <Benjamin> What's Shanduakal rule over?
[21:42] <LadyD> lost whatever original personality she had
[21:42] <LadyD> let's just go
[21:42] <LadyD> you said it yourself
[21:42] <Kalanyr> Shanduakal has dominion over travel
[21:42] <Kalanyr> and exploration
[21:42] <Benjamin> Hrm
[21:42] <LadyD> "Anyways...I checked the front of this little place, it seems heavily guarded, let's look for an...alternative entrance"
[21:42] <Benjamin> I need a people person god
[21:42] <Benjamin> lol
[21:42] <Kalanyr> hmm
[21:43] <Kalanyr> let me think
[21:43] <Kalanyr> holy liberator people person
[21:43] <Kalanyr> Sharess
[21:43] <Benjamin> Aggggh
[21:43] <Benjamin> Yeah, she might work
[21:43] <Benjamin> Actually she's perfect
[21:43] <Benjamin> For a Bard/Holy Liberator
[21:43] <Benjamin> Thanks Kal
[21:43] <Kalanyr> My pleasure
[21:43] <Benjamin> "Alright then. You seem to know the area better than I, so why don't you take the lead?"
[21:43] <Benjamin> ha
[21:44] <Benjamin> So what are we doing?
[21:44] <LadyD> "No, its My Pleasure."
[21:44] <LadyD> Lady D looks around the east side of Little Peace Town
[21:44] <Benjamin> Heh.
[21:45] <Benjamin> Benjamin follos her.
[21:45] <LadyD> (I do hope you put Yen: 1 on some of these critters nowadays)
[21:45] <Benjamin> follows, even.
[21:45] <Benjamin> Kal is a merciful, generous DM when compared to myself.
[21:45] <Benjamin> lol
[21:45] <LadyD> lets not even go there
[21:46] * Akala-The-Fiend tries to stay In Character
[21:46] <Benjamin> Fine.
[21:46] * Benjamin switches to IC brain mode
[21:46] * Akala-The-Fiend also turns on some background music
[21:46] * Akala-The-Fiend is listening to Final Fantasy 4-6 soundtracks
[21:47] <Akala-The-Fiend> So, what to do...
[21:47] <Akala-The-Fiend> I'm looking for someone named the retainer, have either of you heard of him
[21:47] * LadyD waits for Kal to answer his IC statement
[21:47] <Kalanyr> you heading in or for the forest Sollir?
[21:47] <Benjamin> No, I have not heard of anyone named the retainer.
[21:47] <LadyD> (hrm, OOC-The Forest is generally easier with a few bumps, should we try there first?)
[21:48] <Akala-The-Fiend> I'd rather not have read that line
[21:48] <LadyD> "The retainer..."
[21:48] <Benjamin> (OOC: Your character is leading Benjamin at this point, since she apparently knows the area better."
[21:48] <Benjamin> )
[21:48] <LadyD> Forest = 1
[21:48] <LadyD> Village = 2
[21:48] <LadyD> 1d2
[21:48] <Akala-The-Fiend> k
[21:48] <LadyD> dangit
[21:48] <LadyD> can you invite Golem in here Kal
[21:48] <Akala-The-Fiend> get a golem!
[21:48] <LadyD> you'll need him for the random roll table
[21:48] <Kalanyr> oops
[21:48] <Benjamin> heh
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[21:49] <LadyD> k
[21:49] <LadyD> 1d2
[21:49] * BoxCars rolls the dice for LadyD (1d2) and rolled 1.
[21:49] <LadyD> "To the forest." Lady D. smiles =)
[21:49] <Akala-The-Fiend> da dad dda dad da dadda dada da ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .. dadad adad daddada dada dadadada dada dddddd da
[21:49] <LadyD> (Since she is chance, whimsy, discord, I think i'll roll for most of her decisions)
[21:49] <Benjamin> "Once more into the breach..."
[21:49] <Kalanyr> *sigh*
[21:49] <Benjamin> Chance?
[21:49] <Akala-The-Fiend> The forrest...
[21:49] <Benjamin> What is she, a cheap ripoff of the Maid Of Misfortune
[21:49] <Benjamin> ?
[21:49] <Kalanyr> You come to the edge of a forest of dense trees
[21:49] <Benjamin> "Those are some dense trees."
[21:49] * Akala-The-Fiend thinks maybe she can backstab these two wretches... to herself
[21:49] <LadyD> (Eris is one of the original thank you)
[21:50] * LadyD laughs slightly again
[21:50] <Benjamin> (Beshaba is the only true Goddes of Bad Luck.)
[21:50] <Akala-The-Fiend> "heh... yes... I'll probably be most welcome in the forest"
[21:50] <Kalanyr> 1d100
[21:50] * BoxCars rolls the dice for Kalanyr (1d100) and rolled 9.
[21:50] <Kalanyr> The forest seems quiet but nothing unusual is happening
[21:51] <Benjamin> "Shall we enter?"
[21:51] <LadyD> "Why not? Would such a brave, strong, gentleman go first?"
[21:51] * Akala-The-Fiend examines every type of flower, plant, herb, moss, fungus, and such for alchemical ingrediants
[21:51] <Benjamin> "No problem."
[21:51] * Benjamin walks forth boldy into the forest
[21:51] <Kalanyr> (Make a check CS)
[21:51] <Kalanyr> !mb ybmove
[21:51] <MechaMeowth> Kalanyr: The sword easily scatters the cemetery; removes the energy of the ledge!
[21:51] <Akala-The-Fiend> !mb yb move
[21:52] <LadyD> ybmove is one word
[21:52] <Akala-The-Fiend> !ybmove
[21:52] <LadyD> (!mb ybmove)
[21:52] <Akala-The-Fiend> !mb ybmove
[21:52] <MechaMeowth> Akala-The-Fiend: The leaping whip devours the dungeon; averts the tempest of the shell!
[21:52] <Benjamin> (Nice.)
[21:52] <Kalanyr> hmm
[21:52] <Akala-The-Fiend> Leaping Whip vines, and Dungeon Devourer Lichens?
[21:52] * Benjamin decides it's too quiet and begins humming a song to himself
[21:53] <Kalanyr> Akala spots a haggard looking bandit hiding in the tree, unfortunately she does so a second to late
[21:53] <Kalanyr> as another two of them jump out of the trees
[21:53] <Akala-The-Fiend> Damn...
[21:53] <Kalanyr> "Your money or your lives"
[21:53] <Akala-The-Fiend> "Oh mother of hate!" "Wretches, prepare thineselves for eternal oblivion!" "Don't insult me!"
[21:54] * LadyD chokes on her reply
[21:54] <Benjamin> "My money or my life? Tough call..."
[21:54] * LadyD sighs and follows Akala's lead, whatever it will be
[21:54] * Akala-The-Fiend is a hateful person
[21:54] *** Akala-The-Fiend is now known as Akala
[21:54] * Benjamin follows LadyDs lead
[21:54] <Kalanyr> Worn Out Bandit x3
[21:54] <Kalanyr> Hits 1
[21:54] <Kalanyr> CR 2
[21:54] <Kalanyr> Toughness
[21:54] <Kalanyr> Weapon: Sword (+1 Sword)
[21:54] <Kalanyr> YF 0
[21:54] <LadyD> you mean, CR 1, Hits 2
[21:54] <LadyD> ?
[21:55] <Kalanyr> yes
[21:55] <LadyD> I don't mind the first
[21:55] <Kalanyr> I do
[21:55] <LadyD> ^_^
[21:55] <LadyD> dangit
[21:55] <Kalanyr> oops
[21:55] <Kalanyr> hmm
[21:55] <Kalanyr> well I could mean CR 2 Hits 3
[21:55] <Kalanyr> heh
[21:55] <LadyD> heh
[21:55] <Benjamin> heh
[21:55] <Akala> So, are you ready... children of the darkness... rebirth of truth... demon's crest (prayer)
[21:55] <Benjamin> Roll.
[21:55] <LadyD> them first?
[21:55] <Kalanyr> !mb ybmove
[21:55] <MechaMeowth> Kalanyr: The whip dominates the well; forcefully shields against the beauty of the wood!
[21:55] <Kalanyr> At Akala
[21:55] <Kalanyr> !mb ybmove
[21:55] <MechaMeowth> Kalanyr: The wolf slashes from the prairie; parries the punch of the pole!
[21:55] <Kalanyr> At Akala
[21:55] <Kalanyr> !mb ybmove
[21:55] <MechaMeowth> Kalanyr: The lotus blossom removes the beach; conceals the energy of the spring!
[21:55] <Kalanyr> At Akala
[21:56] <Kalanyr> done
[21:56] <LadyD> (dang Kal's luck)
[21:56] <Akala> !MB ybmove
[21:56] <LadyD> (he is very lucky, silly him)
[21:56] <Akala> !mb ybmove
[21:56] <MechaMeowth> Akala: The scythe falls from the pillar; guards against the slash of the fires!
[21:56] <Kalanyr> at ?
[21:56] <LadyD> (OOC-I would say 2)
[21:56] <Akala> yeah, 2
[21:57] <LadyD> Lady D next
[21:57] <LadyD> (auto-done, since we have no powers0
[21:57] <LadyD> !mb ybmove
[21:57] <MechaMeowth> LadyD: The staff charges the waterfall; parries the blood of the reptile!
[21:57] <LadyD> hmph
[21:57] <LadyD> at #3
[21:57] <LadyD> done
[21:57] * Benjamin begins singing a song of lust and love, and leaps into battle with a grin
[21:57] <Benjamin> !mb ybmove
[21:57] <MechaMeowth> Benjamin: The crane shouts near the dungeon; avoids the blood of the mountain!
[21:57] <Benjamin> (Maybe I oughta call on Beshaba, heh.)
[21:57] <Kalanyr> appropriate move for the description
[21:57] <Benjamin> At #3.
[21:57] <Benjamin> True.
[21:58] <Kalanyr> Number #3 easily parries the two attacks aimed at him and lands a hit on Akala, Number 2 takes 1 hit and Number 1 lands 1 Hit on Akala
[21:58] <Kalanyr> Akala goes to sleep
[21:58] <Kalanyr> !mb ybmove
[21:58] <MechaMeowth> Kalanyr: The spider mangles the cemetery; negates the storm of the bird!
[21:58] <Kalanyr> At LadyD
[21:58] <Kalanyr> !mb ybmove
[21:58] <MechaMeowth> Kalanyr: The blizzard kicks the labyrinth; redirects the blood of the sands!
[21:58] <Kalanyr> At LadyD
[21:58] <Kalanyr> !mb ybmove
[21:58] <MechaMeowth> Kalanyr: The dragon punches higher than the brush; fends off the offensive of the venom!
[21:59] <Kalanyr> At LadyD
[21:59] <LadyD> !mb ybmove
[21:59] <MechaMeowth> LadyD: The trident scatters the ravine; absorbs the quickening of the sands!
[21:59] <LadyD> at: #1
[22:00] <Kalanyr> Benjamin?
[22:00] * Benjamin becomes furious at the bandits repeated cowardly attacks against the females of the group, and
[22:00] <Benjamin> One sec
[22:00] <Benjamin> Was checking a setting
[22:01] <Kalanyr> k
[22:01] <Benjamin> Taunts them, saying, "Attacking from trees, you are like fleas, surrender now and fall to your knees!"
[22:01] <Benjamin> lol
[22:01] <Benjamin> (It's the best I could do on short notice.)
[22:01] <Benjamin> !mb ybmove
[22:01] <MechaMeowth> Benjamin: The dagger kicks the city; parts the push of the mire!
[22:01] <LadyD> (OOC-I suggest #2)
[22:01] <Benjamin> At 2
[22:01] <Benjamin> heh
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[22:03] <Benjamin> (OOC: Is Akala female?)
[22:03] *** Phibrizzo is now known as LadyD
[22:03] <Benjamin> wb
[22:03] <LadyD> what happened this round
[22:04] <Benjamin> Kal still hasn't posted.
[22:04] <LadyD> k
[22:04] <Kalanyr> Number 2 drops, Number 3 fails to inflict any damage and Number 1 inflicts 1 Hit on ladyD
[22:04] <Kalanyr> !mb ybmove
[22:04] <MechaMeowth> Kalanyr: The trident carves the canyon; silences the thrust of the holy ground!
[22:04] <Kalanyr> At LadyD
[22:04] <Kalanyr> !mb ybmove
[22:04] <MechaMeowth> Kalanyr: The ki-rin cruelly parts the cavern; absorbs the cut of the horn!
[22:04] <Kalanyr> At LadyD
[22:04] <Kalanyr> done
[22:04] <Kalanyr> wow
[22:04] <Kalanyr> my luck roxxors
[22:05] <Benjamin> At least no sword moves.
[22:05] <Benjamin> heh
[22:05] <LadyD> !mb ybmove
[22:05] <MechaMeowth> LadyD: The ki-rin tracks above the desert; waves away the chaos of the grave!
[22:05] <LadyD> at #1
[22:05] <LadyD> done
[22:06] * Benjamin sings more bad poetry at the villians, hoping to induce a headache, as he says "Your attacks lack, that is a fact, and now you will see that you must fall back!"
[22:06] <Benjamin> !mb ybmove
[22:06] <MechaMeowth> Benjamin: The trident destroys the forest; shreds the efforts of the horn as it flips facing the roar of the canine!
[22:06] <Benjamin> At 1
[22:07] <Kalanyr> Number 1 takes 1 Hit LadyD takes 2 hits and goes to sleep
[22:07] <Kalanyr> !mb ybmove
[22:07] <MechaMeowth> Kalanyr: The panther moves in the midst of the dungeon; absorbs the beauty of the barrens!
[22:07] <Kalanyr> At Benjamin
[22:07] <Kalanyr> !mb ybmove
[22:07] <MechaMeowth> Kalanyr: The cherry blossom penetrates the cavern; scatters the motion of the body!
[22:07] <Kalanyr> At Benjamin
[22:07] <Kalanyr> hmm
[22:07] <Kalanyr> Benjamin seems to be charmed
[22:07] <Benjamin> heh
[22:07] <Kalanyr> I can't kill him as easily as the others
[22:07] <Kalanyr>
[22:07] <Benjamin> lol
[22:08] <Kalanyr> you are up though
[22:08] * Benjamin laughs at the villanious bandits as he continues his song and attacks, "Your cowardly ways, have caused my patience to fray, and now I will send your conciousness away!"
[22:08] <Benjamin> !mb ybmove
[22:08] <MechaMeowth> Benjamin: The manticore swims below the wastelands; blocks the efforts of the horn!
[22:08] <Benjamin> At 1
[22:09] <Kalanyr> 1 Drops Benjamin takes 1 hit
[22:09] <Kalanyr> !mb ybmove
[22:09] <MechaMeowth> Kalanyr: The hidden scorpion flips within the glade; removes the blood of the settlement before it removes the violence of the lash!
[22:09] <Kalanyr> done
[22:09] <Kalanyr> At Benjamin obviously
[22:09] <Kalanyr> and its Benjamins turn
[22:10] * Benjamin raises his voice and the melodic words continue to flow, "As long as Sharess remains my goddess, I know my attacks will always be flawless!"
[22:10] <Benjamin> !mb ybmove
[22:10] <MechaMeowth> Benjamin: The chimera nails the atoll; quells the rolling of the tides!
[22:10] <Benjamin> At the last bandit
[22:10] <Benjamin> Man coming up with this stuff is amusing
[22:12] * LadyD whistles
[22:12] <LadyD> I may have to restart in a minute, dunno
[22:12] * Benjamin begins singing Zip Dee Doo Dah
[22:13] <LadyD> my dad messed around with the comp and I
[22:13] <Benjamin> Zip A Dee Doh, that is
[22:13] <LadyD> I'm getting a popup error message
[22:13] <LadyD> that won't go away
[22:13] <Benjamin> Ah
[22:13] <Benjamin> I've had that before
[22:13] <Benjamin> Chcknet
[22:13] <Benjamin> or something
[22:13] <Kalanyr> Number 3 takes 1 hit
[22:13] <Kalanyr> !mb ybmove
[22:13] <MechaMeowth> Kalanyr: The weasel tramples the atoll; conceals the edge of the wood! *yen*
[22:13] <Kalanyr> at Benjamin
[22:14] * Benjamin stops singing, and says a limerick as he follows through on his next attack, saying "Lucky you may be, but great am I, and soon you shall fly into the sky!"
[22:14] <Benjamin> !mb ybmove
[22:14] <MechaMeowth> Benjamin: The spider shatters the cavern and glides through the Vineyard of Xian's Song; wards off the rolling of the reptile!
[22:14] <Benjamin> At the last bandit
[22:15] <Kalanyr> the bandid drops
[22:15] <Kalanyr> winning you each 1 Hit Defeated
[22:15] <Kalanyr> and 3 swords between you
[22:15] <LadyD> Lady D wakes up and hugs Benjamin, "My hero! You will catch me next time, right?"
[22:16] <Benjamin> "Of course."
[22:16] * LadyD divides up the swords equally
[22:16] * Benjamin winks at Lady D as he takes a sword
[22:16] * Akala takes the silver claymore
[22:16] <LadyD> (any yen?)
[22:16] <Benjamin> One yen move
[22:16] <Akala> Lady D, please take the yen
[22:16] * Benjamin graciously picks up the yen and tosses it to Lady D
[22:16] <LadyD> (did they have a yen factor Kal?)
[22:16] <Akala> next one goes to benjamin, then me (OOC)
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[22:17] <Benjamin> "You ladies ought to be more careful. I won't always be around to protect you, though I admit not being in the presence of such beauty would pain me."
[22:17] <Benjamin> Hi Kit.
[22:17] <Kit> (hello is it okay if i watch)
[22:17] <LadyD> I don't mind
[22:18] <Benjamin> Sure.
[22:18] * Akala smirks at Benjamin... then grins... you see her fang-like teeth
[22:18] <Kalanyr> they had 0 YF
[22:18] <Kalanyr> Hi Kit
[22:18] <LadyD>
[22:18] * Benjamin is intrigued... how exotic!
[22:18] <LadyD> "Lets explore some more!"
[22:19] <Benjamin> "Indeed! More villianous cowards await my vainglorious verse and epics!"
[22:19] <Akala> "Condemnable thugs..."
[22:19] <Kalanyr> You a fight clubber Kit ?
[22:19] * LadyD leads the way deeper into the forest
[22:19] <Kalanyr> or a channel surfer?
[22:19] * Kalanyr has to go offline soon
[22:19] <LadyD> how long?
[22:19] <Kalanyr> bout 5 mins
[22:19] <Kit> ((Doesnt know what a fight clubber is lol ))
[22:19] <Kalanyr> so no use starting anything
[22:20] <LadyD> how long will you be offline that i
[22:20] <LadyD> is*
[22:20] <Kalanyr> dunno
[22:20] <LadyD> estimated ETA?
[22:20] <Kalanyr> 24d3
[22:20] * BoxCars rolls the dice for Kalanyr (24d3) and rolled 43.
[22:20] <Kalanyr> "24d3" hours
[22:20] <LadyD>
[22:20] <LadyD> well
[22:20] <LadyD> I'm going to restart my comp
[22:20] <LadyD> if you guys stay here
[22:20] <Kalanyr> k
[22:20] *** Kit has left #ybfight
[22:21] <Kalanyr> cya
[21:30] <LadyD> "little" "peace" Town
[21:31] <Benjamin> Ah
[21:31] <Kalanyr> hey
[21:31] <Benjamin> For YBA?
[21:31] <Kalanyr> don't ""
[21:31] <Kalanyr> the names
[21:31] <Kalanyr>
[21:31] <Benjamin> lol
[21:31] <Kalanyr> it makes the pun to obvious
[21:31] <LadyD> Lady Discord
[21:31] <LadyD> Natural Hits 1
[21:31] <LadyD> Total Hits 2
[21:31] <LadyD> Exp: 0/5
[21:31] <LadyD> Yen: 0
[21:31] <LadyD> Powers: None
[21:31] <LadyD> Armor: None
[21:31] <LadyD> Shield: Chaos Guard (+1 Hit)
[21:31] <LadyD> Accessory: None
[21:31] <LadyD> Weapons: None
[21:31] <Benjamin> Let me go register my new character
[21:31] <Kalanyr> k
[21:31] *** creamsteak has joined #ybfight
[21:31] <LadyD> hiya CS
[21:32] <Kalanyr> hello
[21:32] <Kalanyr> wee
[21:32] <creamsteak> hey S
[21:32] <LadyD> here's an example of a char
[21:32] <Benjamin> Hail.
[21:32] <LadyD> Lady Discord
[21:32] <LadyD> Natural Hits 1
[21:32] <LadyD> Total Hits 2
[21:32] <LadyD> Exp: 0/5
[21:32] <LadyD> Yen: 0
[21:32] <LadyD> Powers: None
[21:32] <LadyD> Armor: None
[21:32] <LadyD> Shield: Chaos Guard (+1 Hit)
[21:32] <LadyD> Accessory: None
[21:32] <LadyD> Weapons: None
[21:32] <Kalanyr> so many to kill
[21:32] <Kalanyr> mwahaha
[21:32] <creamsteak> right, I already have one
[21:32] <Kalanyr> CS has a Char done
[21:32] <creamsteak> posted in the thread
[21:32] <LadyD> k
[21:32] <Kalanyr> C&P here if you would
[21:32] <creamsteak> Here name is Akala, she is a Female Drow Anti-Paladin
[21:32] <Kalanyr> I use the topic bar
[21:32] <LadyD> depending on how many battles you want to fight
[21:32] <Kalanyr> mwahaha
[21:32] <LadyD> Lady D. can do the talking
[21:33] <creamsteak> Experience: 0
[21:33] <Kalanyr> I'm not evil
[21:33] <Kalanyr> just destructive
[21:33] <creamsteak> Experience: 0
[21:33] <creamsteak> Gr... C&P cannot do!
[21:33] <Kalanyr> you use Java applet?
[21:33] <creamsteak> Whatever.. I have 1 natural hit nothing else, and +1 hits from my daedric cuirass
[21:33] <creamsteak> yes
[21:33] <Kalanyr> k
[21:33] <Kalanyr> right
[21:33] <Kalanyr> easy
[21:33] <Benjamin> Character made
[21:34] <Kalanyr> at least you aren't trying to survive with 2 weapons
[21:34] <Kalanyr> and no armour
[21:34] <creamsteak> heh
[21:34] <creamsteak> well have you seen my armor?
[21:34] <creamsteak> It's just too badass looking
[21:34] <creamsteak> and very black-guardish
[21:34] <Benjamin> Benjamin
[21:34] <Benjamin> Natural Hits 1
[21:34] <Benjamin> Total Hits 2
[21:34] <Benjamin> Exp: 0/5
[21:34] <Benjamin> Yen: 0
[21:34] <Benjamin> Powers: None
[21:34] <Benjamin> Armor: Studded Leather (+1 Hit)
[21:34] <Benjamin> Shield: None
[21:34] <Benjamin> Accessory: None
[21:34] <Benjamin> Weapons: None
[21:34] <Benjamin> I could bring in RagingZealot
[21:34] <Benjamin> lol
[21:34] <Kalanyr> hmm
[21:34] <creamsteak> The accursed one that was called the 'reclaimer' came into my home, and murdered my sisters. He murdered my mother. He murdered my own heritage in the name of law and good...
[21:35] <LadyD> nah
[21:35] <Benjamin> I attack the maze!
[21:35] <creamsteak> and I believed every word he told me...
[21:35] <LadyD> I'm just the avatar of Discord ^_^
[21:35] <LadyD> well, not quite
[21:35] <LadyD> but hoping to be
[21:35] <LadyD> ^_^
[21:35] <creamsteak> That fool... he led me to follow the path of law and good... and I became a paladin. I followed the clergy! I did everything they wanted me to do! Wretched! My purpose and life was Wretched! To serve the people that murdered my kin in the name of holiness and love.
[21:35] <Kalanyr> how many different board names do you have ?
[21:35] <Benjamin> Lemme see
[21:35] <creamsteak> I will rise, and replace my lady... my good mother... and bring about the resurection of the Drow. They called her Eclavdra, and she served the queen of all drow. They destroyed my connection with the queen, and my mother... and I'll get them back for it! I'll destroy everything they love so dearly...
[21:35] <Benjamin> Four
[21:35] <Kalanyr> heh
[21:35] <Kalanyr> so many
[21:35] *** creamsteak is now known as Akala
[21:35] <Benjamin> AvarielAvenger, TWW, MasterOfHeaven, and Wizardry
[21:35] <Benjamin> Yeah I'm finicky, as I'm sure you remember.
[21:35] *** Akala is now known as Akala-The-Fiend
[21:36] <Benjamin> Right
[21:36] *** Kalanyr changes topic to 'Topic The Fiend'
[21:36] <Benjamin> Should I do my character biography?
[21:36] <Benjamin> lol
[21:36] <Kalanyr> if you wish
[21:36] <Akala-The-Fiend> http://enworld.cyberstreet.com/showthread.php?threadid=599&pagenumber=2
[21:36] <Benjamin> Hrm
[21:36] <Akala-The-Fiend> That is the link to my picture
[21:36] <Benjamin> Let's just play
[21:36] <Benjamin> I'm a Bard/Holy Liberator
[21:36] <Benjamin> I'll fill in details later
[21:36] <Benjamin> lol
[21:36] <LadyD> "Hello, my name is Lady D., it seems like I have known you for a long time..." Discord wears a black silk outfit, a half-mask lightly rested upon her face, her left hand holding it up as she talks to Akala
[21:37] *** Kalanyr changes topic to '3 1 Hit Wonders Enter Little Peace Town Benjamin Hits 2 (Nat 1) () LadyD Hits 2 (Nat 1) () Akala Hits 2 (Nat 1) () Yen 0*0 Hits Defeated: 0/0 each THD: Monster X Hits (Nat
()'[21:37] <Akala-The-Fiend> "My name is Akala... I am a Dunmer... you might call us Drow..." Akala wears a very heavy looking suit of ornate full plate mail
[21:37] <Kalanyr> !mb ybmaster
[21:37] <MechaMeowth> Kalanyr: MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the swamp south-west of the Snowy Wastes on the evening of the mace.
[21:38] <LadyD> "And you...you seem just my type." She smiles and winks
as she rests her hand on Benjamins armor[21:38] <Benjamin> "Hello, LD. My name is Benjamin, and I am a wandering Bard." Benjamin wears a simple tunic and leggins of silver and white, his tunic underneath his studded leather.
[21:38] <Benjamin> lol
[21:38] *** Kalanyr changes topic to '3 1 Hit Wonders Enter Little Peace Town Benjamin Hits 2 (Nat 1) () LadyD Hits 2 (Nat 1) () Akala Hits 2 (Nat 1) () Yen 0*0 Hits Defeated: 0/0 each THD: Monster X Hits (Nat
() Evening:Mace Location:Village'[21:38] * Akala-The-Fiend looks at Benjamin... with disgust
[21:38] <Benjamin> btw
[21:38] <Kalanyr> if any one wants to learn the Heavens/Cloud/Paradise Locs
[21:38] <Benjamin> I might drop
[21:38] <Benjamin> Server giving me trouble
[21:38] <Kalanyr> Monde can teach tem
[21:38] <Kalanyr> Monde can teach them
[21:38] <Benjamin> Cool
[21:38] <Kalanyr> save you some XP
[21:38] * LadyD laughs lightly as she sees the look in Akala's eyes
[21:38] <Akala-The-Fiend> "So... what are you? Some kind of priest?"
[21:38] <Benjamin> I want to learn the Heavens and Clouds. Maybe paradise.
[21:39] <LadyD> (I might learn paradise)
[21:39] <Akala-The-Fiend> "I once served the priesthood... the idolotry of those innane fools!"
[21:39] <Benjamin> Isn't Mondy another Holy Liberator?
[21:39] <LadyD> "You might...say so, I am a follower of Eres."
[21:39] <Kalanyr> (Well whenever you level up the thread is there somewhere)
[21:39] <Kalanyr> (YUP)
[21:39] <Benjamin> k
[21:39] <LadyD> "Though I am no priestess."
[21:39] <Akala-The-Fiend> "Good... what about you Benjamin?"
[21:39] <Benjamin> I gotta think of a god
[21:39] <Kalanyr> Chaos is Eris
[21:39] <Benjamin> I can't go with Tymora
[21:40] <Kalanyr> I think
[21:40] <Benjamin> Beshaba would be displeased
[21:40] <Kalanyr> I mean Discord
[21:40] <Benjamin> Lemme think
[21:40] <Kalanyr> is Eris
[21:40] <LadyD> thanks
[21:40] <LadyD> Eris
[21:40] <LadyD> correct it to Eris
[21:40] <LadyD> ^_^
[21:40] <LadyD> will say it right in the future
[21:40] <LadyD> ^_^
[21:41] <Kalanyr>
[21:41] <Kalanyr> lala
[21:41] <Kalanyr> Sorry I was a rabid follower of Greek Myth
[21:41] <Benjamin> Any good gods of commerce and trade you guys know of?
[21:41] <LadyD> I am too, although I didn't read very much about Eris
[21:41] <LadyD> Waukeen
[21:41] <Benjamin> She's N, isn't she?
[21:41] <LadyD> no clue
[21:42] <LadyD> Eris is Discord
[21:42] <Akala-The-Fiend> alright... let's get this going while we can
[21:42] <LadyD> that's why Lady Discord is a follower of Eris
[21:42] <LadyD> she's a bit insane...yes
[21:42] <Benjamin> What's Shanduakal rule over?
[21:42] <LadyD> lost whatever original personality she had
[21:42] <LadyD> let's just go
[21:42] <LadyD> you said it yourself
[21:42] <Kalanyr> Shanduakal has dominion over travel
[21:42] <Kalanyr> and exploration
[21:42] <Benjamin> Hrm
[21:42] <LadyD> "Anyways...I checked the front of this little place, it seems heavily guarded, let's look for an...alternative entrance"
[21:42] <Benjamin> I need a people person god
[21:42] <Benjamin> lol
[21:42] <Kalanyr> hmm
[21:43] <Kalanyr> let me think
[21:43] <Kalanyr> holy liberator people person
[21:43] <Kalanyr> Sharess
[21:43] <Benjamin> Aggggh
[21:43] <Benjamin> Yeah, she might work
[21:43] <Benjamin> Actually she's perfect
[21:43] <Benjamin> For a Bard/Holy Liberator
[21:43] <Benjamin> Thanks Kal
[21:43] <Kalanyr> My pleasure
[21:43] <Benjamin> "Alright then. You seem to know the area better than I, so why don't you take the lead?"
[21:43] <Benjamin> ha
[21:44] <Benjamin> So what are we doing?
[21:44] <LadyD> "No, its My Pleasure."
[21:44] <LadyD> Lady D looks around the east side of Little Peace Town
[21:44] <Benjamin> Heh.
[21:45] <Benjamin> Benjamin follos her.
[21:45] <LadyD> (I do hope you put Yen: 1 on some of these critters nowadays
)[21:45] <Benjamin> follows, even.
[21:45] <Benjamin> Kal is a merciful, generous DM when compared to myself.
[21:45] <Benjamin> lol
[21:45] <LadyD> lets not even go there
[21:46] * Akala-The-Fiend tries to stay In Character
[21:46] <Benjamin> Fine.
[21:46] * Benjamin switches to IC brain mode
[21:46] * Akala-The-Fiend also turns on some background music
[21:46] * Akala-The-Fiend is listening to Final Fantasy 4-6 soundtracks
[21:47] <Akala-The-Fiend> So, what to do...
[21:47] <Akala-The-Fiend> I'm looking for someone named the retainer, have either of you heard of him
[21:47] * LadyD waits for Kal to answer his IC statement
[21:47] <Kalanyr> you heading in or for the forest Sollir?
[21:47] <Benjamin> No, I have not heard of anyone named the retainer.
[21:47] <LadyD> (hrm, OOC-The Forest is generally easier with a few bumps, should we try there first?)
[21:48] <Akala-The-Fiend> I'd rather not have read that line
[21:48] <LadyD> "The retainer..."
[21:48] <Benjamin> (OOC: Your character is leading Benjamin at this point, since she apparently knows the area better."
[21:48] <Benjamin> )
[21:48] <LadyD> Forest = 1
[21:48] <LadyD> Village = 2
[21:48] <LadyD> 1d2
[21:48] <Akala-The-Fiend> k
[21:48] <LadyD> dangit
[21:48] <LadyD> can you invite Golem in here Kal
[21:48] <Akala-The-Fiend> get a golem!
[21:48] <LadyD> you'll need him for the random roll table
[21:48] <Kalanyr> oops
[21:48] <Benjamin> heh
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[21:49] <LadyD> k
[21:49] <LadyD> 1d2
[21:49] * BoxCars rolls the dice for LadyD (1d2) and rolled 1.
[21:49] <LadyD> "To the forest." Lady D. smiles =)
[21:49] <Akala-The-Fiend> da dad dda dad da dadda dada da ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .. dadad adad daddada dada dadadada dada dddddd da
[21:49] <LadyD> (Since she is chance, whimsy, discord, I think i'll roll for most of her decisions)
[21:49] <Benjamin> "Once more into the breach..."
[21:49] <Kalanyr> *sigh*
[21:49] <Benjamin> Chance?
[21:49] <Akala-The-Fiend> The forrest...
[21:49] <Benjamin> What is she, a cheap ripoff of the Maid Of Misfortune
[21:49] <Benjamin> ?
[21:49] <Kalanyr> You come to the edge of a forest of dense trees
[21:49] <Benjamin> "Those are some dense trees."
[21:49] * Akala-The-Fiend thinks maybe she can backstab these two wretches... to herself
[21:49] <LadyD> (Eris is one of the original thank you)
[21:50] * LadyD laughs slightly again
[21:50] <Benjamin> (Beshaba is the only true Goddes of Bad Luck.)
[21:50] <Akala-The-Fiend> "heh... yes... I'll probably be most welcome in the forest"
[21:50] <Kalanyr> 1d100
[21:50] * BoxCars rolls the dice for Kalanyr (1d100) and rolled 9.
[21:50] <Kalanyr> The forest seems quiet but nothing unusual is happening
[21:51] <Benjamin> "Shall we enter?"
[21:51] <LadyD> "Why not? Would such a brave, strong, gentleman go first?"
[21:51] * Akala-The-Fiend examines every type of flower, plant, herb, moss, fungus, and such for alchemical ingrediants
[21:51] <Benjamin> "No problem."
[21:51] * Benjamin walks forth boldy into the forest
[21:51] <Kalanyr> (Make a check CS)
[21:51] <Kalanyr> !mb ybmove
[21:51] <MechaMeowth> Kalanyr: The sword easily scatters the cemetery; removes the energy of the ledge!
[21:51] <Akala-The-Fiend> !mb yb move
[21:52] <LadyD> ybmove is one word
[21:52] <Akala-The-Fiend> !ybmove
[21:52] <LadyD> (!mb ybmove)
[21:52] <Akala-The-Fiend> !mb ybmove
[21:52] <MechaMeowth> Akala-The-Fiend: The leaping whip devours the dungeon; averts the tempest of the shell!
[21:52] <Benjamin> (Nice.)
[21:52] <Kalanyr> hmm
[21:52] <Akala-The-Fiend> Leaping Whip vines, and Dungeon Devourer Lichens?
[21:52] * Benjamin decides it's too quiet and begins humming a song to himself
[21:53] <Kalanyr> Akala spots a haggard looking bandit hiding in the tree, unfortunately she does so a second to late
[21:53] <Kalanyr> as another two of them jump out of the trees
[21:53] <Akala-The-Fiend> Damn...
[21:53] <Kalanyr> "Your money or your lives"
[21:53] <Akala-The-Fiend> "Oh mother of hate!" "Wretches, prepare thineselves for eternal oblivion!" "Don't insult me!"
[21:54] * LadyD chokes on her reply
[21:54] <Benjamin> "My money or my life? Tough call..."
[21:54] * LadyD sighs and follows Akala's lead, whatever it will be
[21:54] * Akala-The-Fiend is a hateful person
[21:54] *** Akala-The-Fiend is now known as Akala
[21:54] * Benjamin follows LadyDs lead
[21:54] <Kalanyr> Worn Out Bandit x3
[21:54] <Kalanyr> Hits 1
[21:54] <Kalanyr> CR 2
[21:54] <Kalanyr> Toughness
[21:54] <Kalanyr> Weapon: Sword (+1 Sword)
[21:54] <Kalanyr> YF 0
[21:54] <LadyD> you mean, CR 1, Hits 2
[21:54] <LadyD> ?
[21:55] <Kalanyr> yes
[21:55] <LadyD> I don't mind the first
[21:55] <Kalanyr> I do
[21:55] <LadyD> ^_^
[21:55] <LadyD> dangit
[21:55] <Kalanyr> oops
[21:55] <Kalanyr> hmm
[21:55] <Kalanyr> well I could mean CR 2 Hits 3
[21:55] <Kalanyr> heh
[21:55] <LadyD> heh
[21:55] <Benjamin> heh
[21:55] <Akala> So, are you ready... children of the darkness... rebirth of truth... demon's crest (prayer)
[21:55] <Benjamin> Roll.
[21:55] <LadyD> them first?
[21:55] <Kalanyr> !mb ybmove
[21:55] <MechaMeowth> Kalanyr: The whip dominates the well; forcefully shields against the beauty of the wood!
[21:55] <Kalanyr> At Akala
[21:55] <Kalanyr> !mb ybmove
[21:55] <MechaMeowth> Kalanyr: The wolf slashes from the prairie; parries the punch of the pole!
[21:55] <Kalanyr> At Akala
[21:55] <Kalanyr> !mb ybmove
[21:55] <MechaMeowth> Kalanyr: The lotus blossom removes the beach; conceals the energy of the spring!
[21:55] <Kalanyr> At Akala
[21:56] <Kalanyr> done
[21:56] <LadyD> (dang Kal's luck)
[21:56] <Akala> !MB ybmove
[21:56] <LadyD> (he is very lucky, silly him)
[21:56] <Akala> !mb ybmove
[21:56] <MechaMeowth> Akala: The scythe falls from the pillar; guards against the slash of the fires!
[21:56] <Kalanyr> at ?
[21:56] <LadyD> (OOC-I would say 2)
[21:56] <Akala> yeah, 2
[21:57] <LadyD> Lady D next
[21:57] <LadyD> (auto-done, since we have no powers0
[21:57] <LadyD> !mb ybmove
[21:57] <MechaMeowth> LadyD: The staff charges the waterfall; parries the blood of the reptile!
[21:57] <LadyD> hmph
[21:57] <LadyD> at #3
[21:57] <LadyD> done
[21:57] * Benjamin begins singing a song of lust and love, and leaps into battle with a grin
[21:57] <Benjamin> !mb ybmove
[21:57] <MechaMeowth> Benjamin: The crane shouts near the dungeon; avoids the blood of the mountain!
[21:57] <Benjamin> (Maybe I oughta call on Beshaba, heh.)
[21:57] <Kalanyr> appropriate move for the description
[21:57] <Benjamin> At #3.
[21:57] <Benjamin> True.
[21:58] <Kalanyr> Number #3 easily parries the two attacks aimed at him and lands a hit on Akala, Number 2 takes 1 hit and Number 1 lands 1 Hit on Akala
[21:58] <Kalanyr> Akala goes to sleep
[21:58] <Kalanyr> !mb ybmove
[21:58] <MechaMeowth> Kalanyr: The spider mangles the cemetery; negates the storm of the bird!
[21:58] <Kalanyr> At LadyD
[21:58] <Kalanyr> !mb ybmove
[21:58] <MechaMeowth> Kalanyr: The blizzard kicks the labyrinth; redirects the blood of the sands!
[21:58] <Kalanyr> At LadyD
[21:58] <Kalanyr> !mb ybmove
[21:58] <MechaMeowth> Kalanyr: The dragon punches higher than the brush; fends off the offensive of the venom!
[21:59] <Kalanyr> At LadyD
[21:59] <LadyD> !mb ybmove
[21:59] <MechaMeowth> LadyD: The trident scatters the ravine; absorbs the quickening of the sands!
[21:59] <LadyD> at: #1
[22:00] <Kalanyr> Benjamin?
[22:00] * Benjamin becomes furious at the bandits repeated cowardly attacks against the females of the group, and
[22:00] <Benjamin> One sec
[22:00] <Benjamin> Was checking a setting
[22:01] <Kalanyr> k
[22:01] <Benjamin> Taunts them, saying, "Attacking from trees, you are like fleas, surrender now and fall to your knees!"
[22:01] <Benjamin> lol
[22:01] <Benjamin> (It's the best I could do on short notice.)
[22:01] <Benjamin> !mb ybmove
[22:01] <MechaMeowth> Benjamin: The dagger kicks the city; parts the push of the mire!
[22:01] <LadyD> (OOC-I suggest #2)
[22:01] <Benjamin> At 2
[22:01] <Benjamin> heh
[22:03] *** LadyD has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
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[22:03] <Benjamin> (OOC: Is Akala female?)
[22:03] *** Phibrizzo is now known as LadyD
[22:03] <Benjamin> wb
[22:03] <LadyD> what happened this round
[22:04] <Benjamin> Kal still hasn't posted.
[22:04] <LadyD> k
[22:04] <Kalanyr> Number 2 drops, Number 3 fails to inflict any damage and Number 1 inflicts 1 Hit on ladyD
[22:04] <Kalanyr> !mb ybmove
[22:04] <MechaMeowth> Kalanyr: The trident carves the canyon; silences the thrust of the holy ground!
[22:04] <Kalanyr> At LadyD
[22:04] <Kalanyr> !mb ybmove
[22:04] <MechaMeowth> Kalanyr: The ki-rin cruelly parts the cavern; absorbs the cut of the horn!
[22:04] <Kalanyr> At LadyD
[22:04] <Kalanyr> done
[22:04] <Kalanyr> wow
[22:04] <Kalanyr> my luck roxxors
[22:05] <Benjamin> At least no sword moves.
[22:05] <Benjamin> heh
[22:05] <LadyD> !mb ybmove
[22:05] <MechaMeowth> LadyD: The ki-rin tracks above the desert; waves away the chaos of the grave!
[22:05] <LadyD> at #1
[22:05] <LadyD> done
[22:06] * Benjamin sings more bad poetry at the villians, hoping to induce a headache, as he says "Your attacks lack, that is a fact, and now you will see that you must fall back!"
[22:06] <Benjamin> !mb ybmove
[22:06] <MechaMeowth> Benjamin: The trident destroys the forest; shreds the efforts of the horn as it flips facing the roar of the canine!
[22:06] <Benjamin> At 1
[22:07] <Kalanyr> Number 1 takes 1 Hit LadyD takes 2 hits and goes to sleep
[22:07] <Kalanyr> !mb ybmove
[22:07] <MechaMeowth> Kalanyr: The panther moves in the midst of the dungeon; absorbs the beauty of the barrens!
[22:07] <Kalanyr> At Benjamin
[22:07] <Kalanyr> !mb ybmove
[22:07] <MechaMeowth> Kalanyr: The cherry blossom penetrates the cavern; scatters the motion of the body!
[22:07] <Kalanyr> At Benjamin
[22:07] <Kalanyr> hmm
[22:07] <Kalanyr> Benjamin seems to be charmed
[22:07] <Benjamin> heh
[22:07] <Kalanyr> I can't kill him as easily as the others
[22:07] <Kalanyr>
[22:07] <Benjamin> lol
[22:08] <Kalanyr> you are up though
[22:08] * Benjamin laughs at the villanious bandits as he continues his song and attacks, "Your cowardly ways, have caused my patience to fray, and now I will send your conciousness away!"
[22:08] <Benjamin> !mb ybmove
[22:08] <MechaMeowth> Benjamin: The manticore swims below the wastelands; blocks the efforts of the horn!
[22:08] <Benjamin> At 1
[22:09] <Kalanyr> 1 Drops Benjamin takes 1 hit
[22:09] <Kalanyr> !mb ybmove
[22:09] <MechaMeowth> Kalanyr: The hidden scorpion flips within the glade; removes the blood of the settlement before it removes the violence of the lash!
[22:09] <Kalanyr> done
[22:09] <Kalanyr> At Benjamin obviously
[22:09] <Kalanyr> and its Benjamins turn
[22:10] * Benjamin raises his voice and the melodic words continue to flow, "As long as Sharess remains my goddess, I know my attacks will always be flawless!"
[22:10] <Benjamin> !mb ybmove
[22:10] <MechaMeowth> Benjamin: The chimera nails the atoll; quells the rolling of the tides!
[22:10] <Benjamin> At the last bandit
[22:10] <Benjamin> Man coming up with this stuff is amusing
[22:12] * LadyD whistles
[22:12] <LadyD> I may have to restart in a minute, dunno
[22:12] * Benjamin begins singing Zip Dee Doo Dah
[22:13] <LadyD> my dad messed around with the comp and I
[22:13] <Benjamin> Zip A Dee Doh, that is
[22:13] <LadyD> I'm getting a popup error message
[22:13] <LadyD> that won't go away
[22:13] <Benjamin> Ah
[22:13] <Benjamin> I've had that before
[22:13] <Benjamin> Chcknet
[22:13] <Benjamin> or something
[22:13] <Kalanyr> Number 3 takes 1 hit
[22:13] <Kalanyr> !mb ybmove
[22:13] <MechaMeowth> Kalanyr: The weasel tramples the atoll; conceals the edge of the wood! *yen*
[22:13] <Kalanyr> at Benjamin
[22:14] * Benjamin stops singing, and says a limerick as he follows through on his next attack, saying "Lucky you may be, but great am I, and soon you shall fly into the sky!"
[22:14] <Benjamin> !mb ybmove
[22:14] <MechaMeowth> Benjamin: The spider shatters the cavern and glides through the Vineyard of Xian's Song; wards off the rolling of the reptile!
[22:14] <Benjamin> At the last bandit
[22:15] <Kalanyr> the bandid drops
[22:15] <Kalanyr> winning you each 1 Hit Defeated
[22:15] <Kalanyr> and 3 swords between you
[22:15] <LadyD> Lady D wakes up and hugs Benjamin, "My hero! You will catch me next time, right?"
[22:16] <Benjamin> "Of course."
[22:16] * LadyD divides up the swords equally
[22:16] * Benjamin winks at Lady D as he takes a sword
[22:16] * Akala takes the silver claymore
[22:16] <LadyD> (any yen?)
[22:16] <Benjamin> One yen move
[22:16] <Akala> Lady D, please take the yen
[22:16] * Benjamin graciously picks up the yen and tosses it to Lady D
[22:16] <LadyD> (did they have a yen factor Kal?)
[22:16] <Akala> next one goes to benjamin, then me (OOC)
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[22:17] <Benjamin> "You ladies ought to be more careful. I won't always be around to protect you, though I admit not being in the presence of such beauty would pain me."
[22:17] <Benjamin> Hi Kit.
[22:17] <Kit> (hello is it okay if i watch)
[22:17] <LadyD> I don't mind
[22:18] <Benjamin> Sure.
[22:18] * Akala smirks at Benjamin... then grins... you see her fang-like teeth
[22:18] <Kalanyr> they had 0 YF
[22:18] <Kalanyr> Hi Kit
[22:18] <LadyD>
[22:18] * Benjamin is intrigued... how exotic!
[22:18] <LadyD> "Lets explore some more!"
[22:19] <Benjamin> "Indeed! More villianous cowards await my vainglorious verse and epics!"
[22:19] <Akala> "Condemnable thugs..."
[22:19] <Kalanyr> You a fight clubber Kit ?
[22:19] * LadyD leads the way deeper into the forest
[22:19] <Kalanyr> or a channel surfer?
[22:19] * Kalanyr has to go offline soon
[22:19] <LadyD> how long?
[22:19] <Kalanyr> bout 5 mins
[22:19] <Kit> ((Doesnt know what a fight clubber is lol ))
[22:19] <Kalanyr> so no use starting anything
[22:20] <LadyD> how long will you be offline that i
[22:20] <LadyD> is*
[22:20] <Kalanyr> dunno
[22:20] <LadyD> estimated ETA?
[22:20] <Kalanyr> 24d3
[22:20] * BoxCars rolls the dice for Kalanyr (24d3) and rolled 43.
[22:20] <Kalanyr> "24d3" hours
[22:20] <LadyD>
[22:20] <LadyD> well
[22:20] <LadyD> I'm going to restart my comp
[22:20] <LadyD> if you guys stay here
[22:20] <Kalanyr> k
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[22:21] <Kalanyr> cya
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