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<blockquote data-quote="Sabaron" data-source="post: 219115" data-attributes="member: 285"><p>Isles_DM: When we last left our hero, Slayzer, he had just learned that he needs a large quantity of bat crap to carry out his master plan</p><p>* Isles_DM does NOT DM for 1337 H@::0RZ</p><p>*** Isles_DM is now known as Faing_and_Anton</p><p>Faing_and_Anton: Nintem: "So, are you going to go get it for me?"</p><p>Slayzer: Yes of course</p><p>Faing_and_Anton: "Good. The donkey and cart are right outside. Good luck!"</p><p>Slayzer: Alright</p><p>Slayzer: *gets the cart and heads out of town*</p><p>Faing_and_Anton: Faing: "How are we going to get the guano without disturbing the bats?"</p><p>Slayzer: Don't know...</p><p>Slayzer: I don't think we will be able to do so...</p><p>Slayzer: Bats are nocturnal...</p><p>Slayzer: you have a torch?</p><p>*** Darkwolf has joined #ybfight</p><p>*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Darkwolf</p><p>Faing_and_Anton: Faing: "No, but I'll go get one"</p><p>Faing_and_Anton: Faing: runs off</p><p>Slayzer: Ok</p><p>Slayzer: I think we should go in the daytime.. they should be asleep then</p><p>Faing_and_Anton: Faing: comes back with a torch</p><p>Slayzer: Hopefully there won't be too many</p><p>* Faing_and_Anton follow you out of town</p><p>Slayzer: *goes to the cave*</p><p>Faing_and_Anton: (You march your way to the cave)</p><p>Faing_and_Anton: Day: Trident Location: Cave</p><p>Faing_and_Anton: Ok... you're at the cave. It's early in the afternoon.</p><p>*** Darkwolf is now known as DW_D2</p><p>Slayzer: alright this should be good</p><p>Slayzer: *takes the torch and looks into the cave*</p><p>Faing_and_Anton: You see thousands and thousands of bats on the ceiling. Fortunately, only a few are huge</p><p>Slayzer: Yes ...</p><p>Slayzer: are they sleeping?</p><p>Faing_and_Anton: Yes</p><p>Slayzer: *slowly brings the cart in trying not to disturb the bats*</p><p>Faing_and_Anton: Gen a move</p><p>*** DW_D2 has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The tsunami flips within the glade; shreds the aggression of the cave!</p><p>Slayzer: not sure if that's good</p><p>Faing_and_Anton: "Shields the aggression of the cave" will do nicely</p><p>Faing_and_Anton: You bring the cart into the cave, and manage to keep the donkey calm enough that it doesn't start braying and waking up all the bats</p><p>Slayzer: is there a shovel in the cart?</p><p>Faing_and_Anton: No</p><p>Slayzer: Ugh <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" /></p><p>Slayzer: Faing could you get me a shovel?</p><p>Slayzer: (how far is the town?)</p><p>Faing_and_Anton: (About three miles)</p><p>Faing_and_Anton: (I'll let you have picked up a shovel in the town. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" /> )</p><p>Slayzer: (=P)</p><p>Slayzer: *gets the shovel and looks for guano*</p><p>Faing_and_Anton: Oddly enough, guano is extremely easy to find. In fact, it's everywhere</p><p>Slayzer: heh</p><p>Slayzer: *starts shoveling*</p><p>Faing_and_Anton: Underneath the guano is a strange crystalline substance</p><p>* Faing_and_Anton start gathering that up</p><p>Faing_and_Anton: Anton: "That's the saltpeter"</p><p>Slayzer: yeah like nacre</p><p>Slayzer: *gets the crystaline stuff into the cart</p><p>Faing_and_Anton: After about three hours of smelly, sweaty work, you fill the cart with saltpeter. It's now early evening. Some of the bats begin to stir</p><p>Slayzer: its full now?</p><p>Faing_and_Anton: Yes</p><p>Faing_and_Anton: A few of the smaller bats awaken and fly out of the cave</p><p>Slayzer: *slowly leads the cart out*</p><p>Faing_and_Anton: Gen a move</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The west wind slays the temple where it sweeps facing the feline; parries the speed of the venom!</p><p>Faing_and_Anton: A nasty wind starts blowing. More of the bats come pouring out of the cave</p><p>Slayzer: *keeps moving*</p><p>Faing_and_Anton: Ok... you manage to get away from the cave, and none of you are small enough to make good bat morsels.</p><p>*** Faing_and_Anton is now known as Voice</p><p>Voice: "Dat's a nummy lookin' donkey you got dere"</p><p>Slayzer: Oh great...</p><p>Slayzer: Who are you???</p><p>Voice: "</p><p>Voice: "Me Urob"</p><p>*** Voice is now known as Urob</p><p>Urob: A large ogre steps out from behind a tree</p><p>Slayzer: Ahh an Ogre I see</p><p>Urob: "Can me have you donkey?"</p><p>Slayzer: Its not my donkey to give I am afriad</p><p>Slayzer: If you wait I will bring back some other food for you perhaps?</p><p>Urob: "Me want dat donkey!"</p><p>Urob: "Me hungry now'</p><p>Slayzer: Sorry I need it now</p><p>Slayzer: as well</p><p>Slayzer: Hmmm maybe we can reach an arrangement?</p><p>Urob: "Why not me kill you and dumb udders and get nummy donkey?"</p><p>Slayzer: I have dealt with Ogres before ...</p><p>Urob: "Ahrr arr ahwhat?"</p><p>Slayzer: I am not afraid to fight, but I rather not if possible</p><p>Urob: "Den you give me donkey. It very easy for dumb little man."</p><p>Urob: *little = widdle</p><p>Slayzer: *looks to Faing and Antonunu*</p><p>Urob: Faing and Antonunu: Look back at you, then look at the ogre. They both look a bit scared</p><p>Slayzer: I am sorry its not my donkey or I would</p><p>Urob: Anton: "What sort of arrangement were you thinking of?"</p><p>Slayzer: I could stay here while you 2 go to town and get food</p><p>Slayzer: (client?)</p><p>Urob: (yes, but I'm back)</p><p>Urob: "Me hungry NOW!</p><p>Slayzer: Then I guess it comes to blows then</p><p>Urob: "Hee hee! Me bash and smash and crash!"</p><p>Urob: Ogre: CR 4, Hits 5, Master of the Sly Claw, Expert of the Ruins, Leather Armor, yen factor 2</p><p>Urob: Anton: "Don't feel bad; it's a stupid brute"</p><p>Urob: !mb ybmove Ogre</p><p>MeowthBot: Urob: The cautious mantis wounds the ricefield; shields against the descent of the garden!</p><p>Urob: (Location: Forest Day: Trident)</p><p>Slayzer: Anton, Faing let me handle this you get the stuff to Nintem</p><p>Urob: @ Annoying food deprivation person (Slayzer)</p><p>Urob: Antonunu and Faing: take donkey and flee</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The joyful turtle flips on top of the waterfall; swiftly silences the touch of the stone!</p><p>Urob: Flipping turtle? Bad idea... Slayzer takes 1 hit</p><p>Urob: !mb ybmove Ogre</p><p>MeowthBot: Urob: The leaping crane punches facing the heavens; leaps over the cut of the flame!</p><p>* Urob tries to imagine an ogre pulling this off</p><p>Slayzer: lol</p><p>Slayzer: 6 Left</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The mace strikes the fountain; dodges the efforts of the farm!</p><p>* Urob can't. Urob takes a hit. 4/5</p><p>Urob: !mb ybmove Ogre</p><p>MeowthBot: Urob: The nunchaku impales the castle; reduces the speed of the club!</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The chimera dexterously demolishes the pillar; dominates the kick of the sickle!</p><p>Slayzer: say lag?</p><p>Urob: Heh</p><p>Urob: Urob takes another hit. 3/5</p><p>Urob: !mb ybmove Ogre</p><p>MeowthBot: Urob: The foot rides facing the marsh; negates the touch of the pole!</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The balancing tsunami strikes before the waterfall; averts the rising of the field!</p><p>Urob: That's an easy one...</p><p>Urob: Urob gets slammed into a tree! 2/5</p><p>Urob: !mb ybmove Ogre</p><p>MeowthBot: Urob: The sword gracefully charges the city; removes the touch of the flower!</p><p>Urob: POING!</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The grasshopper tumbles on top of the swamp and leaps over the barrens; blocks the storm of the field!</p><p>Urob: (BTW, I need a "done" from you, as you have your battery)</p><p>Slayzer: (done?)</p><p>Slayzer: ok</p><p>Slayzer: done</p><p>Urob: (As in "I'm not using Gain Life or Shove)</p><p>Slayzer: (np)</p><p>Urob: Poor Urob can't use a sword at all. 1/5</p><p>Urob: !mb ybmove Ogre</p><p>MeowthBot: Urob: The claw masterfully kicks the castle; blocks the descent of the pole!</p><p>Urob: Uh oh</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The oak sweeps next to the village; guards against the offensive of the iron!</p><p>Slayzer: shove</p><p>Urob: <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></p><p>Urob: !mb ybmove Ogre</p><p>MeowthBot: Urob: The raven becomes one with the cliff; defends against the throw of the flower!</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The wolf drops within the fountain; scatters the terror of the horn!</p><p>Urob: Urob's move is cooler. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /> You take one hit</p><p>Urob: !mb ybmove Ogre</p><p>MeowthBot: Urob: The cherry blossom sucker punches the city; absorbs the touch of the ice! *yen*</p><p>Slayzer: 5 left</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The willow blasts the fountain; defends against the gaze of the bird!</p><p>Urob: Urob goes down.</p><p>*** Urob is now known as Isles_DM</p><p>Isles_DM: You get two yen and 4 hits worth of XP</p><p>Slayzer: ok</p><p>Isles_DM: Urob is dead and Faing and Antonunu are out of sight</p><p>Isles_DM: With the cart and donkey</p><p>Slayzer: lagging</p><p>Slayzer: Ok</p><p>Slayzer: I go after them then</p><p>Slayzer: WTF? Notepad had an error <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" /></p><p>Isles_DM: Since the cart is fairly slow, you catch up pretty easily</p><p>Isles_DM: (Heh... that's psycho)</p><p>*** Isles_DM is now known as Faing_and_Antonunu</p><p>Faing_and_Antonunu: Anton: "You're wounded!"</p><p>Faing_and_Antonunu: Faing: "Did you kill him?"</p><p>*** Slayzer has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)</p><p>*** Slayzer has joined #ybfight</p><p>Faing_and_Antonunu: Isles_DM: Since the cart is fairly slow, you catch up pretty easily</p><p>Faing_and_Antonunu: Isles_DM: (Heh... that's psycho)</p><p>Faing_and_Antonunu: *** Isles_DM is now known as Faing_and_Antonunu</p><p>Faing_and_Antonunu: Faing_and_Antonunu: Anton: "You're wounded!"</p><p>Faing_and_Antonunu: Faing_and_Antonunu: Faing: "Did you kill him?"</p><p>Slayzer: Ok we get to the apothecary's place?</p><p>Slayzer: Yes I did..</p><p>* Faing_and_Antonunu look impressed</p><p>Slayzer: Let's go..</p><p>Faing_and_Antonunu: By late evening you reach the apothecary's shop</p><p>*** Faing_and_Antonunu is now known as Nintem</p><p>Nintem: "Slayzer? Do you have the saltpeter?"</p><p>Slayzer: Yes its in the cart</p><p>Nintem: "Excellent! Now, how much gunpowder did you need?"</p><p>Slayzer: I am not sure</p><p>Slayzer: I would say 6 casks</p><p>Slayzer: can you make them water tight?</p><p>Slayzer: with a waterproof fuse?</p><p>Nintem: "The cooper can make the barrels; I'll arrange to have that done. A waterproof fuse, though, would have to be done with magic."</p><p>Slayzer: Ok</p><p>Nintem: "I can have six casks ready by tomorrow afternoon. Ivanija will compensating me for this?"</p><p>Slayzer: How much will it be?</p><p>Slayzer: (small casks ... enough to take out a ship*</p><p>Nintem: "8 yen"</p><p>Slayzer: I guess I should cash in this voucher and give you the money now</p><p>Nintem: "I'd recommend Pantur's casks over Georis', though."</p><p>Nintem: "Don't worry about it; I'll talk to Ivanija myself'</p><p>Slayzer: Ok</p><p>Nintem: "Pantur charges more, but he makes the better barrel. It would be 3 yen for 6 of his, or 2 yen for Georis'. Which do you want me to get?"</p><p>Slayzer: Get Pantur's then... these need to be completely water tight</p><p>Nintem: "Ok. He should have some left over stock available; we haven't need gunpowder casks for a while"</p><p>Nintem: "Come back tomorrow afternoon. The bill comes to 11 yen."</p><p>Slayzer: can you tell me anything about the King's wizard?</p><p>Nintem: "Sure"</p><p>Slayzer: Woudl he be willing to make the fuzes?</p><p>Nintem: "Larian Frustya is a bit of a joke. He has a nasty lisp and a silly little toad for a familiar. He is brave, though; he went on a dinosaur hunting excursion up north with some foreign adventurers once."</p><p>Nintem: "I think he would"</p><p>Slayzer: I see</p><p>Slayzer: thanks </p><p>Slayzer: *bows*</p><p>Slayzer: Let's rest here I suppose</p><p>Nintem: Antonunu: "I'd recommend the Happy Piglet Inn here."</p><p>Slayzer: *finds an Inn*</p><p>Slayzer: Ok</p><p>Slayzer: Let us rest</p><p>*** Nintem is now known as Isles_DM</p><p>Isles_DM: You awaken refreshed the next morning.</p><p>Isles_DM: After a short prayer, you are enlightened: Today is the Day of the Lotus Blossom</p><p>Slayzer: Alright let's go get the casks and head to the capital</p><p>Isles_DM: Faing: "Can you spar with us while we wait?"</p><p>Slayzer: Sure</p><p>Isles_DM: You spar with Faing and Antonunu for an afternoon, granting them a small .5 hits worth of XP</p><p>Isles_DM: After that, you head to Nintem's</p><p>*** Isles_DM is now known as Nintem</p><p>Slayzer: Ok</p><p>Nintem: "You're here to pick up the casks?"</p><p>Slayzer: *bows* Are they ready Nintem?</p><p>Nintem: "Yes. You'll need some way to secretly transport them out of Lunkiba; it would be a disaster if word got our that you were transporting gunpowder."</p><p>Slayzer: Yes</p><p>Slayzer: Hmm I see</p><p>Slayzer: Any secret paths out of town?</p><p>Nintem: "Every elf, dwarf and goblin in the forest would go after it"</p><p>Slayzer: or shoudl we disguise them as something else?</p><p>Nintem: "Not really... we're on the southwest coast of the island"</p><p>Nintem: "If you can do so, do it."</p><p>Slayzer: Hmmm</p><p>Slayzer: let me think</p><p>Slayzer: Perhaps we can pretend to be transporting other goods?</p><p>Slayzer: what are your exports?</p><p>Nintem: Meat, canned rations, metal goods, barrels, shoes, leather goods, stone and tiles</p><p>Slayzer: anything you would store in barrels?</p><p>Nintem: "Fish, mostly"</p><p>Nintem: "Water"</p><p>Slayzer: the canned rations maybe?</p><p>Slayzer: ok</p><p>Nintem: "Why? They're already in cans"</p><p>Slayzer: is there a caravan due out anytime soon?</p><p>Slayzer: for transport</p><p>Slayzer: (small cans anyways)</p><p>Nintem: "Fainis Pavlarga is heading to Shevra in two days. He's a trader."</p><p>Slayzer: Hmmm I see</p><p>Slayzer: do you know where he is staying?</p><p>Nintem: "The Happy Piglet"</p><p>Slayzer: Alright</p><p>Slayzer: Thanks</p><p>Slayzer: *goes there*</p><p>Nintem: (A note about the cans: these aren't modern, vacuum-packed cans. They're pretty much just metal boxes)</p><p>*** Nintem is now known as Fainis</p><p>* Fainis is having an ale at the bar</p><p>Slayzer: How many are in the room?</p><p>Fainis: There are five people in the room: The innkeeper/bartender, Fainis, two farmers loudly debating the merits of wheat vs. barley, and a serving wench.</p><p>Slayzer: *goes to sit next to Fainis*</p><p>* Fainis looks at you</p><p>Fainis: "Who are you?"</p><p>Slayzer: *waits for bartender to move away*</p><p>Slayzer: Hello</p><p>Fainis: Bartender: approaches you</p><p>Slayzer: I am Slyzer Izoyoi</p><p>Fainis: Bartender: "Care for a drink?"</p><p>Slayzer: *Slayzer</p><p>Slayzer: I will have Sake if you have it... </p><p>Fainis: Bartender: "Rice wine? Rice is hard to get here; I'm afraid we don't have any."</p><p>Slayzer: I see what do you have then?</p><p>Fainis: "I am Fainis Pavlarga. Where are you from?"</p><p>Fainis: Bartender: "Ale, beer, potato wine and mead."</p><p>Slayzer: I will have mead then I suppose</p><p>Slayzer: I am from Yberia</p><p>Fainis: "Yberia? Never heard of it."</p><p>Fainis: "What's it like?"</p><p>Slayzer: its a land to the South</p><p>Slayzer: hmmm</p><p>Slayzer: a land of warriors </p><p>Slayzer: many evil things there</p><p>Slayzer: In any case I heard you were a merchant, yes?</p><p>Fainis: "I am a trader. I transport goods between the towns of Kadiya."</p><p>Slayzer: I see</p><p>Fainis: "My home is here in Lunkiba."</p><p>Fainis: "You seemed to be seeking me. Did you need something transported?"</p><p>Slayzer: I wish to transport some goods, and I was wondering if you needed someone to protect your goods as well?</p><p>Fainis: "More protection is always handy. What are you looking to have hauled?"</p><p>Fainis: "That's an interesting sword... may I see it?"</p><p>Slayzer: Sure</p><p>Slayzer: *hands him the sword*</p><p>* Fainis examines it</p><p>* Fainis gasps</p><p>Fainis: "Where did you get this?!"</p><p>Slayzer: From a tomb in Yberia why</p><p>Slayzer: ?</p><p>Slayzer: (hehe literal truth)</p><p>Fainis: "This looks exactly like the swords the Lichguard carries!"</p><p>Slayzer: I see</p><p>Slayzer: Lichguard?</p><p>Fainis: "The personal bodyguards of the Emperor Vladimir. They wore strange armor and carried swords like that."</p><p>Slayzer: Ahh I see</p><p>Fainis: "You don't look like one, though; they were all pure Sori."</p><p>Slayzer: It is an old sword style from my homeland</p><p>Fainis: "I wonder how the Emperor found out about that... well never mind, it's not important. What do you need to transport and where?"</p><p>Slayzer: *writes down something on a sheet of paper* that's our list of goods</p><p>Slayzer: (on the paper is the reason why we are transporting it)</p><p>* Fainis 's eyes practically bug out</p><p>* Fainis whispers furiously "That's highly illegal!"</p><p>* Slayzer whispers back I know, but I am trying to end the blockade...</p><p>* Fainis whispers "Does the King know about this?!"</p><p>* Slayzer whispers not yet, I am going to Shevra to tell him</p><p>* Fainis whispers "How did you get the gunpowder?"</p><p>* Slayzer whispers had it made</p><p>* Fainis whispers "Does any authority figure know about this?"</p><p>* Slayzer whispers The Mayor of Ivanija</p><p>* Fainis whispers "You mean Mayor Ivanija? Of Garkanii?"</p><p>* Slayzer whispers yes</p><p>* Fainis whispers "ARE YOU INSANE?!"</p><p>* Fainis whispers "The Mayor's a bit... reckless"</p><p>Fainis: "/me whispers "Talk with the King before doing ANYTHING further!"</p><p>* Slayzer whispers something has to be done...</p><p>* Slayzer whispers I will... but will you help in the meantime</p><p>* Fainis whispers "NO! I'd need an order from the king first."</p><p>* Slayzer whispers alright...</p><p>Slayzer: *drinks his drink then leaves the INN*</p><p>*** Fainis is now known as Faing</p><p>Faing: "Did he agree to help?"</p><p>Slayzer: he says we need the King's permision first</p><p>Slayzer: SO let's hurry to Shevra</p><p>Faing: "Maybe we can find another trader"</p><p>Slayzer: No he is right.. we should inform the King of our intentions</p><p>Slayzer: The King would approve of our actions.. right?</p><p>Faing: Antonunu: "I think so"</p><p>Faing: Faing: "I don't think it matters."</p><p>Slayzer: we need to at least speak with him</p><p>Slayzer: The trader seemed like a good enough fellow...</p><p>Slayzer: let's hurry</p><p>* Faing and Anton follow you</p><p>Slayzer: *goes to the Apothecary to tell him that he will be back as soon as possible*</p><p>Slayzer: *goes to Shevra then*</p><p>Faing: Nintem: "Ailov be with you"</p><p>Faing: Gen a move</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The manticore devours the hells; wards off the quickening of the blade!</p><p>Faing: Uh oh... a fiendish manticore! :0</p><p>Faing: j/k. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></p><p>Slayzer: hehe</p><p>Faing: You get to Shevra by midnight</p><p>Slayzer: lets try to get an appointment to see the plane</p><p>Slayzer: umm</p><p>Faing: "Plane?"</p><p>Slayzer: King</p><p>* Slayzer slaps Slayzer around a bit with a large trout</p><p>Faing: "Is 'Plane' Yberian for King?"</p><p>Slayzer: no</p><p>Slayzer: (=P brain fart there <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" />)</p><p>Faing: "No point in doing that tonight; let's head over to the Golden Frog."</p><p>Slayzer: Ok</p><p>*** Faing is now known as Isles_DM</p><p>Isles_DM: You get a refreshing night's sleep. Upon waking, you realize that today is the Day of the Trident... again.</p><p>Slayzer: *gets some much needed sleep but awakes early to get to see the king*</p><p>Slayzer: its all the commoners</p><p>Slayzer: voting for the pithfork</p><p>Isles_DM: <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></p><p>Isles_DM: Pithfork?</p><p>Isles_DM: <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" /></p><p>Slayzer: =P</p><p>Isles_DM: So, you're off to see the King? Do you bring Anton and Faing?</p><p>Slayzer: I ask if I should</p><p>Isles_DM: If you should what?</p><p>Slayzer: *doesn't know the rules of etiquette here*</p><p>Isles_DM: Faing: "Etiquette? We Sori are very informal; just stick to calling him 'Your Majesty' and don't be rude."</p><p>Slayzer: are commoners allowed to see the King</p><p>Slayzer: ?</p><p>Slayzer: ok</p><p>Isles_DM: Faing: "Sure... the king in a big place like Kadiya has nothing better to do than see commoners all the time." He winks.</p><p>Slayzer: Well let's go then</p><p>Isles_DM: You reach the King's tower. That's what it is: a 40' diameter, 20' high tower. Must have taken eons to build with the local labor pool being what it is. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></p><p>Isles_DM: One guard stands out front.</p><p>Slayzer: *goes to the guard*</p><p>Slayzer: I wish to see the King of Kadiya</p><p>Isles_DM: "Go right in. Don't use that sword on him, ok?"</p><p>Slayzer: I have no intention of that</p><p>Slayzer: *goes in*</p><p>*** Isles_DM is now known as King_Vladmera</p><p>King_Vladmera: "You must be Slayzer Izoyoi. Greetings."</p><p>* King_Vladmera is a short, very skinny and very bald old man.</p><p>Slayzer: Hail and well met, Your Majesty *bows deeply*</p><p>* King_Vladmera grins at you</p><p>King_Vladmera: "Get up, silly man. No one bows to me."</p><p>King_Vladmera: "What do you want?"</p><p>* King_Vladmera also has a very deep voice</p><p>Slayzer: I have a plan to deal with the Enrius Blockade</p><p>King_Vladmera: "That is interesting. What is it?"</p><p>Slayzer: I plan to use casks of gunpowder to blow them up from underneath... at night</p><p>Slayzer: I will use a small fishing vessel and get within swimming distance of the ships and the place the casks</p><p>Slayzer: with long fuses to buy me time to escape</p><p>King_Vladmera: "And if you fail? Then the Endrians will have a nice, large stock fo gunpowder, just waiting to explode and burn our islands off the map."</p><p>Slayzer: I will only use 2 casks at a time... secondly I need the assistance of your mage to make the fuses... he could also make them explode after a set period of time.. assuming I fail..</p><p>King_Vladmera: "That's possible..."</p><p>King_Vladmera: "Alright, you have my approval for the plan and to talk to Larian."</p><p>King_Vladmera: "He's in his quarters."</p><p>Slayzer: Alright thank you Majesty</p><p>Slayzer: *goes to the Royal Wizard's quarters*</p><p>*** King_Vladmera is now known as Larian_Frustya</p><p>Larian_Frustya: "Greetingth, Thlayther!"</p><p>Larian_Frustya: (You have a terrible name for poor Larian. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f641.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":(" title="Frown :(" data-smilie="3"data-shortname=":(" /> )</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sabaron, post: 219115, member: 285"] Isles_DM: When we last left our hero, Slayzer, he had just learned that he needs a large quantity of bat crap to carry out his master plan * Isles_DM does NOT DM for 1337 H@::0RZ *** Isles_DM is now known as Faing_and_Anton Faing_and_Anton: Nintem: "So, are you going to go get it for me?" Slayzer: Yes of course Faing_and_Anton: "Good. The donkey and cart are right outside. Good luck!" Slayzer: Alright Slayzer: *gets the cart and heads out of town* Faing_and_Anton: Faing: "How are we going to get the guano without disturbing the bats?" Slayzer: Don't know... Slayzer: I don't think we will be able to do so... Slayzer: Bats are nocturnal... Slayzer: you have a torch? *** Darkwolf has joined #ybfight *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Darkwolf Faing_and_Anton: Faing: "No, but I'll go get one" Faing_and_Anton: Faing: runs off Slayzer: Ok Slayzer: I think we should go in the daytime.. they should be asleep then Faing_and_Anton: Faing: comes back with a torch Slayzer: Hopefully there won't be too many * Faing_and_Anton follow you out of town Slayzer: *goes to the cave* Faing_and_Anton: (You march your way to the cave) Faing_and_Anton: Day: Trident Location: Cave Faing_and_Anton: Ok... you're at the cave. It's early in the afternoon. *** Darkwolf is now known as DW_D2 Slayzer: alright this should be good Slayzer: *takes the torch and looks into the cave* Faing_and_Anton: You see thousands and thousands of bats on the ceiling. Fortunately, only a few are huge Slayzer: Yes ... Slayzer: are they sleeping? Faing_and_Anton: Yes Slayzer: *slowly brings the cart in trying not to disturb the bats* Faing_and_Anton: Gen a move *** DW_D2 has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The tsunami flips within the glade; shreds the aggression of the cave! Slayzer: not sure if that's good Faing_and_Anton: "Shields the aggression of the cave" will do nicely Faing_and_Anton: You bring the cart into the cave, and manage to keep the donkey calm enough that it doesn't start braying and waking up all the bats Slayzer: is there a shovel in the cart? Faing_and_Anton: No Slayzer: Ugh :P Slayzer: Faing could you get me a shovel? Slayzer: (how far is the town?) Faing_and_Anton: (About three miles) Faing_and_Anton: (I'll let you have picked up a shovel in the town. ;) ) Slayzer: (=P) Slayzer: *gets the shovel and looks for guano* Faing_and_Anton: Oddly enough, guano is extremely easy to find. In fact, it's everywhere Slayzer: heh Slayzer: *starts shoveling* Faing_and_Anton: Underneath the guano is a strange crystalline substance * Faing_and_Anton start gathering that up Faing_and_Anton: Anton: "That's the saltpeter" Slayzer: yeah like nacre Slayzer: *gets the crystaline stuff into the cart Faing_and_Anton: After about three hours of smelly, sweaty work, you fill the cart with saltpeter. It's now early evening. Some of the bats begin to stir Slayzer: its full now? Faing_and_Anton: Yes Faing_and_Anton: A few of the smaller bats awaken and fly out of the cave Slayzer: *slowly leads the cart out* Faing_and_Anton: Gen a move Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The west wind slays the temple where it sweeps facing the feline; parries the speed of the venom! Faing_and_Anton: A nasty wind starts blowing. More of the bats come pouring out of the cave Slayzer: *keeps moving* Faing_and_Anton: Ok... you manage to get away from the cave, and none of you are small enough to make good bat morsels. *** Faing_and_Anton is now known as Voice Voice: "Dat's a nummy lookin' donkey you got dere" Slayzer: Oh great... Slayzer: Who are you??? Voice: " Voice: "Me Urob" *** Voice is now known as Urob Urob: A large ogre steps out from behind a tree Slayzer: Ahh an Ogre I see Urob: "Can me have you donkey?" Slayzer: Its not my donkey to give I am afriad Slayzer: If you wait I will bring back some other food for you perhaps? Urob: "Me want dat donkey!" Urob: "Me hungry now' Slayzer: Sorry I need it now Slayzer: as well Slayzer: Hmmm maybe we can reach an arrangement? Urob: "Why not me kill you and dumb udders and get nummy donkey?" Slayzer: I have dealt with Ogres before ... Urob: "Ahrr arr ahwhat?" Slayzer: I am not afraid to fight, but I rather not if possible Urob: "Den you give me donkey. It very easy for dumb little man." Urob: *little = widdle Slayzer: *looks to Faing and Antonunu* Urob: Faing and Antonunu: Look back at you, then look at the ogre. They both look a bit scared Slayzer: I am sorry its not my donkey or I would Urob: Anton: "What sort of arrangement were you thinking of?" Slayzer: I could stay here while you 2 go to town and get food Slayzer: (client?) Urob: (yes, but I'm back) Urob: "Me hungry NOW! Slayzer: Then I guess it comes to blows then Urob: "Hee hee! Me bash and smash and crash!" Urob: Ogre: CR 4, Hits 5, Master of the Sly Claw, Expert of the Ruins, Leather Armor, yen factor 2 Urob: Anton: "Don't feel bad; it's a stupid brute" Urob: !mb ybmove Ogre MeowthBot: Urob: The cautious mantis wounds the ricefield; shields against the descent of the garden! Urob: (Location: Forest Day: Trident) Slayzer: Anton, Faing let me handle this you get the stuff to Nintem Urob: @ Annoying food deprivation person (Slayzer) Urob: Antonunu and Faing: take donkey and flee Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The joyful turtle flips on top of the waterfall; swiftly silences the touch of the stone! Urob: Flipping turtle? Bad idea... Slayzer takes 1 hit Urob: !mb ybmove Ogre MeowthBot: Urob: The leaping crane punches facing the heavens; leaps over the cut of the flame! * Urob tries to imagine an ogre pulling this off Slayzer: lol Slayzer: 6 Left Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The mace strikes the fountain; dodges the efforts of the farm! * Urob can't. Urob takes a hit. 4/5 Urob: !mb ybmove Ogre MeowthBot: Urob: The nunchaku impales the castle; reduces the speed of the club! Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The chimera dexterously demolishes the pillar; dominates the kick of the sickle! Slayzer: say lag? Urob: Heh Urob: Urob takes another hit. 3/5 Urob: !mb ybmove Ogre MeowthBot: Urob: The foot rides facing the marsh; negates the touch of the pole! Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The balancing tsunami strikes before the waterfall; averts the rising of the field! Urob: That's an easy one... Urob: Urob gets slammed into a tree! 2/5 Urob: !mb ybmove Ogre MeowthBot: Urob: The sword gracefully charges the city; removes the touch of the flower! Urob: POING! Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The grasshopper tumbles on top of the swamp and leaps over the barrens; blocks the storm of the field! Urob: (BTW, I need a "done" from you, as you have your battery) Slayzer: (done?) Slayzer: ok Slayzer: done Urob: (As in "I'm not using Gain Life or Shove) Slayzer: (np) Urob: Poor Urob can't use a sword at all. 1/5 Urob: !mb ybmove Ogre MeowthBot: Urob: The claw masterfully kicks the castle; blocks the descent of the pole! Urob: Uh oh Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The oak sweeps next to the village; guards against the offensive of the iron! Slayzer: shove Urob: :) Urob: !mb ybmove Ogre MeowthBot: Urob: The raven becomes one with the cliff; defends against the throw of the flower! Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The wolf drops within the fountain; scatters the terror of the horn! Urob: Urob's move is cooler. :) You take one hit Urob: !mb ybmove Ogre MeowthBot: Urob: The cherry blossom sucker punches the city; absorbs the touch of the ice! *yen* Slayzer: 5 left Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The willow blasts the fountain; defends against the gaze of the bird! Urob: Urob goes down. *** Urob is now known as Isles_DM Isles_DM: You get two yen and 4 hits worth of XP Slayzer: ok Isles_DM: Urob is dead and Faing and Antonunu are out of sight Isles_DM: With the cart and donkey Slayzer: lagging Slayzer: Ok Slayzer: I go after them then Slayzer: WTF? Notepad had an error :P Isles_DM: Since the cart is fairly slow, you catch up pretty easily Isles_DM: (Heh... that's psycho) *** Isles_DM is now known as Faing_and_Antonunu Faing_and_Antonunu: Anton: "You're wounded!" Faing_and_Antonunu: Faing: "Did you kill him?" *** Slayzer has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) *** Slayzer has joined #ybfight Faing_and_Antonunu: Isles_DM: Since the cart is fairly slow, you catch up pretty easily Faing_and_Antonunu: Isles_DM: (Heh... that's psycho) Faing_and_Antonunu: *** Isles_DM is now known as Faing_and_Antonunu Faing_and_Antonunu: Faing_and_Antonunu: Anton: "You're wounded!" Faing_and_Antonunu: Faing_and_Antonunu: Faing: "Did you kill him?" Slayzer: Ok we get to the apothecary's place? Slayzer: Yes I did.. * Faing_and_Antonunu look impressed Slayzer: Let's go.. Faing_and_Antonunu: By late evening you reach the apothecary's shop *** Faing_and_Antonunu is now known as Nintem Nintem: "Slayzer? Do you have the saltpeter?" Slayzer: Yes its in the cart Nintem: "Excellent! Now, how much gunpowder did you need?" Slayzer: I am not sure Slayzer: I would say 6 casks Slayzer: can you make them water tight? Slayzer: with a waterproof fuse? Nintem: "The cooper can make the barrels; I'll arrange to have that done. A waterproof fuse, though, would have to be done with magic." Slayzer: Ok Nintem: "I can have six casks ready by tomorrow afternoon. Ivanija will compensating me for this?" Slayzer: How much will it be? Slayzer: (small casks ... enough to take out a ship* Nintem: "8 yen" Slayzer: I guess I should cash in this voucher and give you the money now Nintem: "I'd recommend Pantur's casks over Georis', though." Nintem: "Don't worry about it; I'll talk to Ivanija myself' Slayzer: Ok Nintem: "Pantur charges more, but he makes the better barrel. It would be 3 yen for 6 of his, or 2 yen for Georis'. Which do you want me to get?" Slayzer: Get Pantur's then... these need to be completely water tight Nintem: "Ok. He should have some left over stock available; we haven't need gunpowder casks for a while" Nintem: "Come back tomorrow afternoon. The bill comes to 11 yen." Slayzer: can you tell me anything about the King's wizard? Nintem: "Sure" Slayzer: Woudl he be willing to make the fuzes? Nintem: "Larian Frustya is a bit of a joke. He has a nasty lisp and a silly little toad for a familiar. He is brave, though; he went on a dinosaur hunting excursion up north with some foreign adventurers once." Nintem: "I think he would" Slayzer: I see Slayzer: thanks Slayzer: *bows* Slayzer: Let's rest here I suppose Nintem: Antonunu: "I'd recommend the Happy Piglet Inn here." Slayzer: *finds an Inn* Slayzer: Ok Slayzer: Let us rest *** Nintem is now known as Isles_DM Isles_DM: You awaken refreshed the next morning. Isles_DM: After a short prayer, you are enlightened: Today is the Day of the Lotus Blossom Slayzer: Alright let's go get the casks and head to the capital Isles_DM: Faing: "Can you spar with us while we wait?" Slayzer: Sure Isles_DM: You spar with Faing and Antonunu for an afternoon, granting them a small .5 hits worth of XP Isles_DM: After that, you head to Nintem's *** Isles_DM is now known as Nintem Slayzer: Ok Nintem: "You're here to pick up the casks?" Slayzer: *bows* Are they ready Nintem? Nintem: "Yes. You'll need some way to secretly transport them out of Lunkiba; it would be a disaster if word got our that you were transporting gunpowder." Slayzer: Yes Slayzer: Hmm I see Slayzer: Any secret paths out of town? Nintem: "Every elf, dwarf and goblin in the forest would go after it" Slayzer: or shoudl we disguise them as something else? Nintem: "Not really... we're on the southwest coast of the island" Nintem: "If you can do so, do it." Slayzer: Hmmm Slayzer: let me think Slayzer: Perhaps we can pretend to be transporting other goods? Slayzer: what are your exports? Nintem: Meat, canned rations, metal goods, barrels, shoes, leather goods, stone and tiles Slayzer: anything you would store in barrels? Nintem: "Fish, mostly" Nintem: "Water" Slayzer: the canned rations maybe? Slayzer: ok Nintem: "Why? They're already in cans" Slayzer: is there a caravan due out anytime soon? Slayzer: for transport Slayzer: (small cans anyways) Nintem: "Fainis Pavlarga is heading to Shevra in two days. He's a trader." Slayzer: Hmmm I see Slayzer: do you know where he is staying? Nintem: "The Happy Piglet" Slayzer: Alright Slayzer: Thanks Slayzer: *goes there* Nintem: (A note about the cans: these aren't modern, vacuum-packed cans. They're pretty much just metal boxes) *** Nintem is now known as Fainis * Fainis is having an ale at the bar Slayzer: How many are in the room? Fainis: There are five people in the room: The innkeeper/bartender, Fainis, two farmers loudly debating the merits of wheat vs. barley, and a serving wench. Slayzer: *goes to sit next to Fainis* * Fainis looks at you Fainis: "Who are you?" Slayzer: *waits for bartender to move away* Slayzer: Hello Fainis: Bartender: approaches you Slayzer: I am Slyzer Izoyoi Fainis: Bartender: "Care for a drink?" Slayzer: *Slayzer Slayzer: I will have Sake if you have it... Fainis: Bartender: "Rice wine? Rice is hard to get here; I'm afraid we don't have any." Slayzer: I see what do you have then? Fainis: "I am Fainis Pavlarga. Where are you from?" Fainis: Bartender: "Ale, beer, potato wine and mead." Slayzer: I will have mead then I suppose Slayzer: I am from Yberia Fainis: "Yberia? Never heard of it." Fainis: "What's it like?" Slayzer: its a land to the South Slayzer: hmmm Slayzer: a land of warriors Slayzer: many evil things there Slayzer: In any case I heard you were a merchant, yes? Fainis: "I am a trader. I transport goods between the towns of Kadiya." Slayzer: I see Fainis: "My home is here in Lunkiba." Fainis: "You seemed to be seeking me. Did you need something transported?" Slayzer: I wish to transport some goods, and I was wondering if you needed someone to protect your goods as well? Fainis: "More protection is always handy. What are you looking to have hauled?" Fainis: "That's an interesting sword... may I see it?" Slayzer: Sure Slayzer: *hands him the sword* * Fainis examines it * Fainis gasps Fainis: "Where did you get this?!" Slayzer: From a tomb in Yberia why Slayzer: ? Slayzer: (hehe literal truth) Fainis: "This looks exactly like the swords the Lichguard carries!" Slayzer: I see Slayzer: Lichguard? Fainis: "The personal bodyguards of the Emperor Vladimir. They wore strange armor and carried swords like that." Slayzer: Ahh I see Fainis: "You don't look like one, though; they were all pure Sori." Slayzer: It is an old sword style from my homeland Fainis: "I wonder how the Emperor found out about that... well never mind, it's not important. What do you need to transport and where?" Slayzer: *writes down something on a sheet of paper* that's our list of goods Slayzer: (on the paper is the reason why we are transporting it) * Fainis 's eyes practically bug out * Fainis whispers furiously "That's highly illegal!" * Slayzer whispers back I know, but I am trying to end the blockade... * Fainis whispers "Does the King know about this?!" * Slayzer whispers not yet, I am going to Shevra to tell him * Fainis whispers "How did you get the gunpowder?" * Slayzer whispers had it made * Fainis whispers "Does any authority figure know about this?" * Slayzer whispers The Mayor of Ivanija * Fainis whispers "You mean Mayor Ivanija? Of Garkanii?" * Slayzer whispers yes * Fainis whispers "ARE YOU INSANE?!" * Fainis whispers "The Mayor's a bit... reckless" Fainis: "/me whispers "Talk with the King before doing ANYTHING further!" * Slayzer whispers something has to be done... * Slayzer whispers I will... but will you help in the meantime * Fainis whispers "NO! I'd need an order from the king first." * Slayzer whispers alright... Slayzer: *drinks his drink then leaves the INN* *** Fainis is now known as Faing Faing: "Did he agree to help?" Slayzer: he says we need the King's permision first Slayzer: SO let's hurry to Shevra Faing: "Maybe we can find another trader" Slayzer: No he is right.. we should inform the King of our intentions Slayzer: The King would approve of our actions.. right? Faing: Antonunu: "I think so" Faing: Faing: "I don't think it matters." Slayzer: we need to at least speak with him Slayzer: The trader seemed like a good enough fellow... Slayzer: let's hurry * Faing and Anton follow you Slayzer: *goes to the Apothecary to tell him that he will be back as soon as possible* Slayzer: *goes to Shevra then* Faing: Nintem: "Ailov be with you" Faing: Gen a move Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The manticore devours the hells; wards off the quickening of the blade! Faing: Uh oh... a fiendish manticore! :0 Faing: j/k. :) Slayzer: hehe Faing: You get to Shevra by midnight Slayzer: lets try to get an appointment to see the plane Slayzer: umm Faing: "Plane?" Slayzer: King * Slayzer slaps Slayzer around a bit with a large trout Faing: "Is 'Plane' Yberian for King?" Slayzer: no Slayzer: (=P brain fart there :P) Faing: "No point in doing that tonight; let's head over to the Golden Frog." Slayzer: Ok *** Faing is now known as Isles_DM Isles_DM: You get a refreshing night's sleep. Upon waking, you realize that today is the Day of the Trident... again. Slayzer: *gets some much needed sleep but awakes early to get to see the king* Slayzer: its all the commoners Slayzer: voting for the pithfork Isles_DM: :D Isles_DM: Pithfork? Isles_DM: ;) Slayzer: =P Isles_DM: So, you're off to see the King? Do you bring Anton and Faing? Slayzer: I ask if I should Isles_DM: If you should what? Slayzer: *doesn't know the rules of etiquette here* Isles_DM: Faing: "Etiquette? We Sori are very informal; just stick to calling him 'Your Majesty' and don't be rude." Slayzer: are commoners allowed to see the King Slayzer: ? Slayzer: ok Isles_DM: Faing: "Sure... the king in a big place like Kadiya has nothing better to do than see commoners all the time." He winks. Slayzer: Well let's go then Isles_DM: You reach the King's tower. That's what it is: a 40' diameter, 20' high tower. Must have taken eons to build with the local labor pool being what it is. :) Isles_DM: One guard stands out front. Slayzer: *goes to the guard* Slayzer: I wish to see the King of Kadiya Isles_DM: "Go right in. Don't use that sword on him, ok?" Slayzer: I have no intention of that Slayzer: *goes in* *** Isles_DM is now known as King_Vladmera King_Vladmera: "You must be Slayzer Izoyoi. Greetings." * King_Vladmera is a short, very skinny and very bald old man. Slayzer: Hail and well met, Your Majesty *bows deeply* * King_Vladmera grins at you King_Vladmera: "Get up, silly man. No one bows to me." King_Vladmera: "What do you want?" * King_Vladmera also has a very deep voice Slayzer: I have a plan to deal with the Enrius Blockade King_Vladmera: "That is interesting. What is it?" Slayzer: I plan to use casks of gunpowder to blow them up from underneath... at night Slayzer: I will use a small fishing vessel and get within swimming distance of the ships and the place the casks Slayzer: with long fuses to buy me time to escape King_Vladmera: "And if you fail? Then the Endrians will have a nice, large stock fo gunpowder, just waiting to explode and burn our islands off the map." Slayzer: I will only use 2 casks at a time... secondly I need the assistance of your mage to make the fuses... he could also make them explode after a set period of time.. assuming I fail.. King_Vladmera: "That's possible..." King_Vladmera: "Alright, you have my approval for the plan and to talk to Larian." King_Vladmera: "He's in his quarters." Slayzer: Alright thank you Majesty Slayzer: *goes to the Royal Wizard's quarters* *** King_Vladmera is now known as Larian_Frustya Larian_Frustya: "Greetingth, Thlayther!" Larian_Frustya: (You have a terrible name for poor Larian. :( ) [/QUOTE]
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