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<blockquote data-quote="Sabaron" data-source="post: 229492" data-attributes="member: 285"><p>Session Start: Tue Jun 18 10:08:10 2002</p><p>Session Ident: #ybfight</p><p>*** Now talking in #ybfight</p><p>*** Topic is 'YB Fighting Room'</p><p>*** Set by Azure on Mon Jun 10 14:25:06</p><p>Slayzer: Ok</p><p>*** Sabaron is now known as Isles_DM</p><p>Isles_DM: When we left off, our hero of Kadiya was riding on a cart full of stolen ogre goods.</p><p>*** Isles_DM is now known as Pulag</p><p>* Slayzer thinks</p><p>Slayzer: Hmmm I wait for the ogre near my cart to walk away</p><p>Slayzer: look*</p><p>Pulag: Hehe... he's pulling it. When he walks, the cart follows. ;P</p><p>Slayzer: is he in front though?</p><p>Slayzer: uncovered cart?</p><p>Pulag: Yes and yes</p><p>Slayzer: I wait for a chance to get away then</p><p>Slayzer: I assume he has to look forward ..</p><p>Slayzer: to see where he is going ;P</p><p>Pulag: Yeah... he's looking forward 80% of the time, roughly</p><p>Slayzer: *tries to sneak off*</p><p>Pulag: Gen a move</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The dagger drops near the ricefield; leaps over the aggression of the cave!</p><p>Pulag: You easily and smoothly drop out of the back of the cart, and hide behind a tree while the ogres whisk the carts off into the night.</p><p>*** Pulag is now known as Isles_DM</p><p>Isles_DM: Day: Kama Location: Forest</p><p>Slayzer: Hmm</p><p>Slayzer: I wait and listen</p><p>Isles_DM: You hear the carts rumbling off into the night</p><p>Slayzer: ok</p><p>*** Sollir is now known as Sollir_Very_Gone</p><p>Isles_DM: You hear a "Whoooo"</p><p>Slayzer: *tries to follow within earsot</p><p>Slayzer: owl?</p><p>Isles_DM: It's too dark... you don't see any owls. Sure sounded like one, though</p><p>Slayzer: heh</p><p>Slayzer: hmm I listen</p><p>Isles_DM: Gen a move</p><p>Slayzer: trying to hear what the ogres say</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The southern cross flips close to the village; parries the throw of the body!</p><p>Isles_DM: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Isles_DM: The lizard tracks through the swamp; dodges the quickening of the farm!</p><p>Isles_DM: You don't hear anything from the ogres</p><p>Isles_DM: You don't even hear the carts at this point</p><p>Isles_DM: "Whoooo"</p><p>Slayzer: oh great</p><p>Slayzer: I look around</p><p>Isles_DM: It still looks dark out</p><p>Slayzer: I use my compass and the map <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" /></p><p>Slayzer: Trying to figure out where I am</p><p>Isles_DM: Where are you trying to go?</p><p>Isles_DM: Ah</p><p>Isles_DM: Hmmm... you appear to be in the forest</p><p>Isles_DM: (It's a NAUTICAL map. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" />)</p><p>Slayzer: heh</p><p>Slayzer: but this is an island</p><p>Slayzer: a good part of the land should be on there</p><p>Isles_DM: And you're in an unremarkable section of forest that looks quite a bit like the other sections of forest.</p><p>Slayzer: I try to track where the ogres went</p><p>Isles_DM: Gen a move</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The scorpion lies through the beach; shields the push of the flame! *yen*</p><p>Isles_DM: You find the wagon ruts quite easily and begin following</p><p>Isles_DM: "WHOOOOOO"</p><p>Slayzer: I look up in the sky</p><p>Isles_DM: Nothing remarkable</p><p>Slayzer: Hmm I go into a tree</p><p>Isles_DM: Ok, you climb a tree</p><p>Isles_DM: "WHOOOOOO!"</p><p>Slayzer: ...</p><p>Slayzer: Looks into the sky unobstructed</p><p>Isles_DM: The sky is full of stars</p><p>Slayzer: and owls aparently</p><p>Slayzer: unless its one of those burrowing owls ;P</p><p>Isles_DM: (Maybe... or maybe it's in another tree. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" />)</p><p>Slayzer: (heh)</p><p>Slayzer: (I trace the sound.. or follow the ogres)</p><p>Slayzer: I follow the ogres</p><p>Isles_DM: As you follow the ogres, you notice a glowing red pair of owl eyes glaring at you from a nearby tree</p><p>Slayzer: Lovely <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" /></p><p>Slayzer: I try to follow, keeping an eye on the owl</p><p>Isles_DM: Ok... you continue to follow the tracks, and the owl continues watching you</p><p>Slayzer: lovely</p><p>Isles_DM: Once you get too far ahead of it, it flies to the next tree, to watch you</p><p>Slayzer: alright at that point</p><p>Slayzer: I confront it then</p><p>Slayzer: (damned thing.. could be many things <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" />)</p><p>Isles_DM: What? Do you yell at it?</p><p>Slayzer: I go to its tree</p><p>Isles_DM: It continues watching you</p><p>Slayzer: What are you doing?????!??</p><p>Isles_DM: "WHOOOOOO!"</p><p>*** Isles_DM is now known as Owl</p><p>Slayzer: ...... you aren't fooling me</p><p>Slayzer: Either you are a shapechanger... or a familiar</p><p>* Owl blinks at you</p><p>Slayzer: What do you want??!?!?!?</p><p>Owl: "WHOOOOO!"</p><p>Slayzer: meee damnit <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" /></p><p>Slayzer: shoo shoo</p><p>* Owl continues to stare at you</p><p>Slayzer: I head back on the trail</p><p>* Owl flies after you</p><p>Slayzer: *goes to attack the owl at this point*</p><p>Slayzer: I didn't want to have to...</p><p>* Owl flies higher into it's tree</p><p>Slayzer: *follows after*</p><p>* Owl flies into another tree when you start climbing the one it's in</p><p>Slayzer: How big is it?</p><p>Owl: Roughly three feet tall</p><p>Slayzer: Big owl then</p><p>Slayzer: *I go and get some stones</p><p>Owl: Ok</p><p>Slayzer: *trows them at owl*</p><p>Slayzer: throw</p><p>Owl: Flesh Owl</p><p>Owl: CR 8</p><p>Owl: Hits: 8</p><p>Owl: Master of the Flying Crane style</p><p>Owl: Dirty Trick</p><p>Owl: Shove</p><p>Owl: Chair Shot</p><p>Owl: Bounty Hunter</p><p>Owl: Assassin</p><p>Owl: Master of the Mighty Raven style </p><p>Owl: You first. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></p><p>Slayzer: =P</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The thunder rends the city; dodges the edge of the field!</p><p>Owl: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Owl: The hidden raven silences the cavern; scatters the gaze of the star!</p><p>Owl: (3 pointer)</p><p>Slayzer: shove</p><p>* Owl goes flying off</p><p>Slayzer: I am using the stone btw <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" /></p><p>* Owl swoops back in!</p><p>Owl: k</p><p>Slayzer: (I'll need it... )</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The east wind breaks the island; dances with the storm of the storm!</p><p>Owl: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Owl: The unicorn speaks higher than the temple; averts the rising of the bone and slides across the aggression of the lash!</p><p>Slayzer: lol @ my defense</p><p>Owl: LOL</p><p>Owl: WHO WHO WHO!</p><p>Slayzer: that's as bad as Chi of the Chi</p><p>Owl: Owl takes one hit (7/8)</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The crab moves close to the rapids; grasps the violence of the horn!</p><p>Owl: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Owl: The trident sweeps in the midst of the castle; removes the roar of the rodent!</p><p>Slayzer: Hmmm</p><p>Owl: Powers?</p><p>Slayzer: nah</p><p>Owl: You take one hit (?/?)</p><p>Slayzer: 12/13</p><p>Owl: k</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The crab demolishes the cliff; redirects the aggression of the mire!</p><p>Owl: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Owl: The lightning assaults the beach; avoids the efforts of the settlement and falls from the touch of the storm!</p><p>Slayzer: no powers</p><p>Owl: You take one hit (11/13)</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The lizard strikes facing the forest; fends off the rolling of the stone!</p><p>Owl: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Owl: The scorpion appears upon the peaks; dodges the chaos of the flame!</p><p>Owl: (assuming you use no powers)</p><p>Owl: Owl takes one hit (6/8)</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The crane slides atop the canyon; absorbs the motion of the settlement and in addition it conceals the quickening of the horn!</p><p>Slayzer: Yeah</p><p>Owl: POING</p><p>Owl: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Owl: The claw slashes the plain; dodges the descent of the grave!</p><p>Owl: Assassin!</p><p>Slayzer: Poing?</p><p>Slayzer: damn</p><p>Slayzer: crane and raven <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" /></p><p>Owl: Master of the Flying Crane style</p><p>Slayzer: I take it</p><p>Slayzer: 9/13</p><p>Owl: You take three hits (8/13)</p><p>Owl: (Assassin does 2 points)</p><p>Slayzer: 3?</p><p>Slayzer: I shove it then</p><p>Slayzer: I thought it was 1 extra</p><p>Owl: "I take it"</p><p>Owl: Round's over... I gave you your chance to use powers</p><p>Slayzer: I thought assassin did 1 <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" /></p><p>Slayzer: =PPPPP</p><p>Slayzer: fine</p><p>Slayzer: 8/13</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The raven swims within the cemetery; guards against the onslaught of the elements!</p><p>Owl: POING!</p><p>Owl: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Owl: The foot strikes across the brush; fends off the kick of the ledge!</p><p>Slayzer: *sigh*</p><p>Slayzer: of course I rarely get poings <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" /></p><p>Slayzer: 7/13</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The chimera strikes underneath the shrine; avoids the assailment of the star!</p><p>Owl: !mb ybmvoe</p><p>Owl: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Owl: The evasive sword withers the island; guards against the offensive of the flame!</p><p>Owl: POING!</p><p>Owl: Anything you want to do to it?</p><p>Slayzer: heh</p><p>Slayzer: I can't =(</p><p>Slayzer: I am not a power whore</p><p>Owl: Owl takes one hit (5/8)</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The snake sweeps from the vineyard; dodges the assailment of the maze!</p><p>Owl: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Owl: The unicorn shreds the castle; shields the aggression of the reptile!</p><p>Owl: Powers?</p><p>Slayzer: no</p><p>Owl: You take one hit (6/13)</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The foot drowns the plain; waves away the cut of the sickle!</p><p>Owl: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Owl: The turtle kicks over the glade; dominates the onslaught of the blade! *yen*</p><p>* Owl tries to imagine a turtle kicking</p><p>Owl: Owl takes one hit (4/8)</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The spear rides close to the pillar; reduces the violence of the wood! *yen*</p><p>Owl: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Owl: The weasel slashes below the temple; parries the edge of the crevice!</p><p>Owl: You take one hit (5/13)</p><p>Slayzer: no powers</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The nunchaku breaks the brush; reduces the cut of the shell!</p><p>Owl: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Owl: The tsunami shouts on top of the ocean; shields against the chaos of the canine!</p><p>Owl: Owl takes one hit (3/8)</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The wolf speaks upon the badlands; silences the rolling of the sands!</p><p>Owl: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Owl: The fist speaks facing the hells and slashes with the grave; defends against the motion of the venom!</p><p>Slayzer: ???</p><p>Slayzer: Puppet</p><p>Owl: Puppet?</p><p>Owl: Owl takes one hit (2/8)</p><p>Slayzer: Speaking Fist</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The chain bows underneath the foothills; averts the pain of the fortification!</p><p>Owl: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Owl: The topaz lizard destroys the castle; leaps over the edge of the blade! *yen*</p><p>Owl: Powers?</p><p>Slayzer: no</p><p>Owl: Owl takes one hit (defense) (1/8)</p><p>Slayzer: yeah I notices</p><p>Slayzer: tripped him hehe</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The unicorn strikes the pillar; parts the stab of the cave!</p><p>* Owl falls flat on it's face</p><p>Owl: Chair shot!</p><p>* Slayzer prepares for 3 rounds of powers <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" /></p><p>Slayzer: 4/13</p><p>Owl: You take one hit (4/13)</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The fox destroys the volcano; removes the quickening of the canine!</p><p>Owl: Dirty Trick!</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The nunchaku seeks facing the volcano; dodges the aggression of the horn!</p><p>Owl: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Owl: The fang spins across the hells; defends against the kick of the star!</p><p>Slayzer: 2 hot loctaions hehe</p><p>Owl: You take one hit (experience) (3/13)</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The trident overwhelmingly sucker punches the ravine; absorbs the assailment of the crevice!</p><p>Owl: Shove!</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The raven invades the castle; defends against the assailment of the elements!</p><p>Owl: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Owl: The lotus blossom sucker punches the ricefield; protects against the kick of the feline!</p><p>Owl: POING</p><p>Slayzer: I take the 1 (its 1 right <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" />)</p><p>Owl: You take 3 hits and die.</p><p>Owl: j/k</p><p>Owl: You take 1 hit (2/13)</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The claw bows higher than the tower; dominates the tempest of the spring!</p><p>Owl: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Owl: The blizzard falls next to the swamp; protects against the tempest of the lash!</p><p>* Owl dies</p><p>Slayzer: *sits down and rests</p><p>* Slayzer breathign heavy</p><p>Slayzer: *breathing</p><p>Slayzer: Yen Factor?</p><p>Owl: You've never seen an owl this big before... if you stuffed and mounted it it'd be worth at LEAST 2 yen. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></p><p>Owl: Maybe 4</p><p>Owl: You gain 8 xp</p><p>Slayzer: ok</p><p>Slayzer: Phew</p><p>Slayzer: I get the body then</p><p>Owl: Uh oh...</p><p>Slayzer: I try to follow the trail</p><p>Slayzer: ???</p><p>Owl: Undead Flesh Owl</p><p>Owl: CR 9</p><p>Owl: Hits: 10</p><p>Owl: Master of the Flying Crane style</p><p>Owl: Dirty Trick</p><p>Owl: Shove</p><p>Owl: Chair Shot</p><p>Owl: Bounty Hunter</p><p>Owl: Assassin</p><p>Owl: Master of the Mighty Raven style </p><p>Owl: Unholy Warrior</p><p>Owl: Undead</p><p>Slayzer: what?</p><p>Owl: j/k</p><p>Owl: <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></p><p>Slayzer: =P</p><p>Owl: Ok, you follow the trail. It's easy to se</p><p>Owl: *see</p><p>Slayzer: not funny </p><p>Owl: You hear the cart rumbling toward you</p><p>Slayzer: *keeps well behind the ogres</p><p>Slayzer: ack</p><p>Slayzer: I head into the forest and up a tree</p><p>*** Owl is now known as Pulag</p><p>Pulag: "SLAYZER!! OH SLAYZER!!"</p><p>Slayzer: ....</p><p>Pulag: "WHERE ARE YOU?! THE OWLS WILL GET YOU IF YOU DON'T COME HERE NOW!"</p><p>Slayzer: *looks to see if Pulag has his friends with him*</p><p>Pulag: Yep... him and the three ogres are all here</p><p>* Slayzer has a thought</p><p>* Slayzer but decides against it</p><p>Pulag: Ogre: "Hey boss, I tink da ols get him bye nowe."</p><p>* Slayzer tosses the owl body there</p><p>Slayzer: I am not afraid of your owls</p><p>Pulag: "Whoa! It's a dead Flesh Owl!"</p><p>Pulag: "Hey Slayzer! Good to see you!"</p><p>Slayzer: Right</p><p>Slayzer: (I never said my name.... )</p><p>* Pulag goes to check that</p><p>Slayzer: (I don't think.... )</p><p>* Pulag has a record... he can look and see</p><p>Slayzer: (I thought they were looking for me as the Hero <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" />)</p><p>Pulag: Pulag: "Who are you?"</p><p>Pulag: Slayzer: I am Slayzer</p><p>Pulag: "Hey Slayzer! Good to see you!"</p><p>Slayzer: (Ok)</p><p>Pulag: (They don't know the Hero's name)</p><p>Slayzer: (I forgot... then I don't toss the body down <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" />)</p><p>Pulag: (Fine then)</p><p>Slayzer: (*hopes they separate to look for him... but doubts it*)</p><p>Slayzer: (sorry about the misunderstanding <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" />)</p><p>Pulag: (That goes against all sane night-fighting tactics... plus they don't want to be flesh owl food)</p><p>Pulag: ('tis ok)</p><p>Slayzer: heh guess I will have to wait for day...</p><p>Pulag: The ogres pass by</p><p>Slayzer: *follows them as best he can without getting seen*</p><p>Pulag: Gen a move</p><p>Slayzer: !mb ybmove</p><p>MeowthBot: Slayzer: The mighty fox sings with the cemetery; shields the efforts of the abomination!</p><p>Pulag: Hehe... could you BE any less silent? <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></p><p>Slayzer: errr</p><p>Pulag: "Hey, there you are!"</p><p>Slayzer: I found the guy who is following us..</p><p>Pulag: "Hey, great! Where was he?"</p><p>Slayzer: He killed this </p><p>* Slayzer drops body</p><p>Slayzer: hmm not sure.. didn;t want to have to fight him...</p><p>* Pulag looks shocked; the ogres behind him start stinking even more</p><p>Slayzer: I found him about a mile and a half to the east</p><p>Slayzer: (lol)</p><p>Pulag: "hmmm... let's take a roundabout route then."</p><p>Pulag: "Mount up, Slayzer."</p><p>Slayzer: right</p><p>Slayzer: *needs timestop*</p><p>Pulag: (heh)</p><p>Slayzer: (to kill some of these ogres <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" />)</p><p>Pulag: (Are you going to try anything later, or do you let them take you where they're going?)</p><p>Slayzer: (hmmm... gotta comp up with a plan)</p><p>Slayzer: what time is it now?</p><p>Pulag: After midnight</p><p>Slayzer: I gues I will let them take me there then =P</p><p>Slayzer: not close enough to day light</p><p>Pulag: Ok. After a couple of hours, you find yourself on the same beach that you killed the two other ogres on.</p><p>Slayzer: Hmmm</p><p>Slayzer: Guess they are late</p><p>Pulag: "No big deal."</p><p>Slayzer: Damned boats are unreliable</p><p>Pulag: "So, we've got some time. Tell me, Slayzer, how did you get into V's organization?"</p><p>Slayzer: Field work</p><p>Slayzer: I am a merc</p><p>Pulag: "Oh, I see."</p><p>Pulag: "Full time for V or is this a part-time project?"</p><p>Slayzer: Whatever V pays me for</p><p>Slayzer: Hmm how goes the elf and dwarf sitautions?</p><p>Pulag: "The elves are pretty stubborn... they won't work with us. The dwarves are ok, though. We've got a good deal going with them."</p><p>Slayzer: I see</p><p>Slayzer: what irony</p><p>Pulag: "Hmmm? What's ironic?"</p><p>Slayzer: elves being subborn while dwarves are helpful</p><p>Slayzer: usually the other way around</p><p>Pulag: "Where are you from? Elves AND dwarves are usually stubborn, but gold tends to make dwarves feel cooperative."</p><p>* Pulag smiles</p><p>Slayzer: Right</p><p>Slayzer: Hmm</p><p>Slayzer: *looks through the cart*</p><p>Slayzer: (looking for alcholic beverages)</p><p>Pulag: You find a slighly cracked bottle of Sori potato wine</p><p>Slayzer: Damn</p><p>Slayzer: this all the booze you guys got?</p><p>Pulag: "Nah... the ogres have some good stuff. What do you want?"</p><p>Slayzer: Hmm what ya got?</p><p>Pulag: Ogre: "We gots da gud stuf. Spechul ogre bru."</p><p>Slayzer: what's in it?</p><p>Pulag: Ogre: "It's difrent frum botle to botle. Mine's got blud, wiskey, stumick asid and firmentid gras in it."</p><p>Slayzer: I see</p><p>Slayzer: I'll pass on that I think</p><p>Pulag: Ogre: "Yu shure? It's gud..."</p><p>Pulag: Ogre: "Me brudder made it."</p><p>Slayzer: Hmm the ship might have been delayed</p><p>Slayzer: I see</p><p>Slayzer: Well... I want something... normal to drink</p><p>Pulag: "Undoubtedly. I hope it didn't encounter any of those dratted Endrian ships.</p><p>Slayzer: you want anything Pulag?</p><p>Pulag: "Well, there's the potato wine, if you can stand the stuff. I know V loves it."</p><p>Slayzer: Heh that's right but this bottle is a bit cracked..</p><p>Slayzer: I am thinking that Garkanii isn;t too far off... I could get all something good to drink</p><p>Pulag: "Nah... it's best if the locals never see your face."</p><p>Pulag: "Let me see the jug."</p><p>Slayzer: *shows him*</p><p>* Pulag examines it</p><p>Pulag: "Looks fine to me. It's not like the stuff spoils or anything."</p><p>Slayzer: Hmm</p><p>Slayzer: I think we should get more just in case</p><p>Slayzer: Also I am sure you guys woudl liek somethign other than rations </p><p>Slayzer: would like something</p><p>Slayzer: those stupid farmers don't care</p><p>Slayzer: as long as you are human</p><p>Pulag: "Maybe in daylight, but not at night when the flesh owls are out."</p><p>Slayzer: and not endrian</p><p>Slayzer: Right</p><p>Slayzer: I look forward to a good hot breakfast</p><p>Slayzer: hopefully the ship will be here by then</p><p>Pulag: "Hey, there it is!"</p><p>Slayzer: (evil DM)</p><p>Pulag: (The agent was supposed to come on the night that the ship shows up. ;P)</p><p>Slayzer: (heh I get some paper and write a note in that code)</p><p>Slayzer: (my orders)</p><p>Pulag: What do you write?</p><p>Slayzer: Make sure theogres get the gold for the goods. Escort the goods to the ship. No screw ups this time, and make sure you bring the wine. V</p><p>Pulag: And in code?</p><p>Slayzer: Yeah</p><p>Slayzer: I go by name</p><p>Slayzer: or S</p><p>Pulag: The coded version, please?</p><p>Slayzer: T, Nblf tvsf uif phsft hfu uif hpme gps uif hppet. Ftdpsu uif hppet up uif tijq. Op tdsfx vqt uijt ujnf, boe nblf tvsf zpv csjoh uif xjof. W</p><p>Pulag: k</p><p>Pulag: As you finish writing, you see the same short, dark man you saw before talking with Pulag</p><p>Slayzer: can I hear what they are saying?</p><p>Pulag: "I have the goods here for V."</p><p>Pulag: Man: "Good. By the way, who the 'ell is that fellow?"</p><p>Pulag: "That is Slayzer, a merc for V."</p><p>Pulag: Man: "Ok then. I'll load up the goods."</p><p>Pulag: "By the way, Sventunis, tell V that Slayzer is an excellent agent, and that I recommend him for future missions."</p><p>Slayzer: Thanks, Pulag</p><p>Pulag: "Oh, you're done with your writing. You're welcome, Slayzer."</p><p>Pulag: Sven: "I need to see your orders, Slayzer."</p><p>Slayzer: Yeah</p><p>Slayzer: right</p><p>* Slayzer goes through his backpack and pulls out the note he just wrote</p><p>Pulag: Sven: examines the note</p><p>Pulag: Sven: "Ok then. You're done here, Slayzer; V needs you at home."</p><p>Slayzer: What??</p><p>Slayzer: (what time is it?</p><p>Pulag: (Near dawn)</p><p>*** Pulag is now known as Sven</p><p>Sven: V doesn't need you here... he told me to bring you home. He has other tasks for you."</p><p>Slayzer: I was looking forward to having a real meal for once</p><p>Slayzer: Fine fine</p><p>Slayzer: (how far is it to garkanii)</p><p>Slayzer: I hate ships...</p><p>Sven: "V is plenty rich; you'll have lots of food there</p><p>Sven: (about an hour and a half walking south)</p><p>Slayzer: Let me get some real food from Garkanii</p><p>Slayzer: I promised I would give these lads a real breakfast</p><p>Sven: "There's food on the boat, Slayzer."</p><p>Slayzer: I am sure Fish Fish Fish =P</p><p>Sven: "You'll get better food when we get home. Come on! We don't have time to waste here; the Endrians are probably closing in on us as we speak!"</p><p>Slayzer: You were followed???</p><p>Slayzer: Anyways I have another job I have to do</p><p>Slayzer: You haven't heard but the Kadiyans sunk one of the Endrian's ships</p><p>Slayzer: they have the captain as a prisoner</p><p>*** Sollir_Very_Gone is now known as Sollir</p><p>Slayzer: V wanted me to get him, since he knows abotu the blockading routes</p><p>Sven: "We weren't followed, but the Endrians are around here all the time. They know this is a good location for that.'</p><p>Slayzer: they are holding him in Garkanii</p><p>Slayzer: Take the goods aboard</p><p>Sven: "Hmmmm..."</p><p>Sven: "I need to check with V. Let's go to the ship</p><p>Slayzer: I will be back in 4 hours... I have to spring him and bring him to V.. for... questioning</p><p>Slayzer: Just tell him that</p><p>Sven: "We don't have four hours to wait, Slayzer."</p><p>Slayzer: Hmmm get the goods...I need to do this... plus</p><p>Slayzer: meet me down at another meeting point</p><p>Sven: "Which one?"</p><p>Slayzer: the Kadiyans plan to execute him son</p><p>Slayzer: soon</p><p>Slayzer: I don't know</p><p>Slayzer: one to the west of garkanii</p><p>Slayzer: s and w</p><p>Slayzer: (solo play is hard.... gotta come up with all the ideas <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" />)</p><p>Sven: "Fine... meet us there tonight."</p><p>Slayzer: I will be there</p><p>Slayzer: Pulag meet me there as well...</p><p>Sven: Pulag: "Fine"</p><p>Slayzer: I will bring you guys some good food and we can eat dinner at least</p><p>* Sven looks annoyed at you</p><p>* Slayzer heads off</p><p>*** Sven is now known as Isles_DM</p><p>Slayzer: I have a complicated plan <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" /></p><p>Isles_DM: Care to tell me or do I learn as I go? <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></p><p>Isles_DM: (Come to think of it, don't tell me)</p><p>Slayzer: hehe</p><p>Slayzer: I get to Garkanii right?</p><p>Isles_DM: Yes... you get to Garkanii without issue</p><p>Slayzer: I go and see everyone</p><p>Slayzer: Mayors house first</p><p>*** Isles_DM is now known as Mayor_Ivanija</p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: "Hello, Slayzer."</p><p>Slayzer: I am in a bit of a jame</p><p>Slayzer: jam\</p><p>Slayzer: you know the Smugglers?</p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: "No, what smugglers?"</p><p>Slayzer: the ones who were selling guns to the ogres</p><p>Slayzer: I encountered them again</p><p>Slayzer: managed to worm my way into their group</p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: "Hmmm... interesting."</p><p>Slayzer: I need you to get meat and bread to feed 4 ogres and at least 2 men</p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: "That is simple."</p><p>* Mayor_Ivanija goes out back</p><p>Slayzer: You have ... fish here right?</p><p>* Mayor_Ivanija comes back in with lots of meat and bread</p><p>Slayzer: I have an idea</p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: "Of course"</p><p>Slayzer: Get Holsbin, the translator</p><p>Slayzer: and Anton and Faing</p><p>Slayzer: This will be hell to pull off...</p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: What are you trying to do?</p><p>Slayzer: its early... the fishermen should be going out or coming in</p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: "Going out, I'd imagine"</p><p>Slayzer: I need to speak with the fishermen...</p><p>Slayzer: then i will tell ya</p><p>Slayzer: Be right back mayor</p><p>Slayzer: *goes to the docks*</p><p>*** Mayor_Ivanija is now known as Fisherman</p><p>Fisherman: "Howdy, Slayzer!"</p><p>Fisherman: "You know, you're getting into a nasty habit of going off and not coming back for long stretches o' time."</p><p>Slayzer: I need to know about the fish in the area</p><p>Slayzer: yes I am sorry about that</p><p>Fisherman: "What about them?"</p><p>Slayzer: unexpected events..</p><p>Slayzer: you have a delicacy here?</p><p>Slayzer: Puffer Fish</p><p>Fisherman: "Puffer Fish? No, we don't have that around here. What is it?"</p><p>Slayzer: (DOH <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" />)</p><p>Slayzer: its a fish with spines</p><p>Slayzer: they bloat up with air</p><p>Fisherman: "Hmmm... we have monkfish? Is that the same thing? Ugly little critters, but they don't puff up"</p><p>Slayzer: also known as blowfish</p><p>Fisherman: "Yeah, we have blowfish, but nobody eats those"</p><p>Slayzer: (Err I don;t know Monkfish.... enlighten me <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" />)</p><p>Slayzer: Hmm</p><p>Slayzer: Could you catch soem fo rme</p><p>Slayzer: some</p><p>Slayzer: or better know where I can get some?</p><p>Fisherman: (Just an ugly but normal fish)</p><p>Fisherman: "I suppose I could try to catch one. Might take me a day or two... I don't know where they live or what they like."</p><p>Slayzer: Damn.. don't you have nets?</p><p>Fisherman: "Yes, but I doubt they'd catch blowfish"</p><p>Slayzer: (Err I think that's how they catch em normally... nto sure.... not an expert fisherman)</p><p>Fisherman: (This guy knows almost nothing about blowfish)</p><p>Slayzer: Do you know where I can get some easy?</p><p>Fisherman: "Nobody catches 'em on purpose... I suppose you could check with the other fishermen."</p><p>Slayzer: (Don't make me go and look this up... <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" />)</p><p>Slayzer: ok</p><p>* Slayzer checks with all fishermen</p><p>Fisherman: (You do know that only one particular kind of blowfish is that weird poisonous one you have to cut exactly right, right?)</p><p>Sollir: (and its used for a potion which makes people fall into a deep sleep)</p><p>Sollir: <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt="(:" title="Smile (:" data-smilie="1"data-shortname="(:" />))</p><p>Slayzer: (Not exactly.. most have the toxin)</p><p>Fisherman: (Really? I guess there's only one tasty one, then. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" /> )</p><p>*** Fisherman is now known as Ugly_Old_Fisherman</p><p>Slayzer: they get it from eating algae</p><p>Slayzer: yep</p><p>Ugly_Old_Fisherman: "Yeah, I got one of those blowfish ya want. But why should I give it to you? Yer a dirty foreigner"</p><p>Slayzer: I am trying to help out Kadiya</p><p>Slayzer: its worthless for food anyways....</p><p>Ugly_Old_Fisherman: "Fine, fine."</p><p>* Ugly_Old_Fisherman tosses you the blowfish</p><p>Slayzer: You can ask the mayor if you want</p><p>Slayzer: Do you know where I can get more of these?</p><p>Ugly_Old_Fisherman: "Sure, I have a whole bucket of them."</p><p>Slayzer: I will need quite a few</p><p>Ugly_Old_Fisherman: "I'll give them to you for a yen."</p><p>Ugly_Old_Fisherman: "Hey, nice owl!"</p><p>Slayzer: Alright</p><p>Slayzer: Yeah I killed it in the woods...</p><p>Slayzer: Want to trade?</p><p>Ugly_Old_Fisherman: "I'll give you four yen and these fish for it."</p><p>Slayzer: Ok</p><p>Slayzer: Thanks</p><p>Slayzer: this will help immensely</p><p>* Ugly_Old_Fisherman whistles</p><p>Slayzer: *goes to the mayor's*</p><p>Ugly_Old_Fisherman: "This is the biggest owl I've ever seen! And look at those eyes!"</p><p>Slayzer: Yes?</p><p>*** Ugly_Old_Fisherman is now known as Mayor_Ivanija</p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: "You're back. What's with the bucket of ugly fish?"</p><p>Slayzer: Yeah I know.. he almost killed me =P</p><p>Slayzer: to fisherman</p><p>Slayzer: These are blowfish</p><p>Slayzer: they are poisonous</p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: "Poisonous fish?"</p><p>Slayzer: I need to go to the kitchen</p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: "Why?"</p><p>Slayzer: to feed to the ogres</p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: "Ah, I see."</p><p>Slayzer: It will paralyze them at least... maybe kill them</p><p>Slayzer: now normally you would cut away the liver and kidneys...</p><p>Slayzer: they are where the toxin builds up</p><p>Slayzer: in this case I will need a lot of it</p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: "Well, go ahead. Just clean off my knives very carefully when you're done."</p><p>Slayzer: Ok</p><p>Slayzer: *gets a jar for the parts*</p><p>Slayzer: Did you get everyone together?</p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: "I'll have that done."</p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: "By the time you get the fish bits all sliced up."</p><p>Slayzer: Ok</p><p>Slayzer: I only hope this works</p><p>* Slayzer cuts up the fish and gets the parts he needs</p><p>Slayzer: I will need some alcohol too to wash this down</p><p>Slayzer: they won't know what hit em</p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: "I have plenty of Potato Wine</p><p>Slayzer: Ok</p><p>Slayzer: Their leader seems to have a fondness for it</p><p>Slayzer: *finishes the meals*</p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: That was pretty dumb... you die.</p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: Why did you eat it?</p><p>Sollir: he dies?</p><p>Sollir: no fort check?</p><p>Slayzer: =P</p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: He finished the meals. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></p><p>Slayzer: Not funny</p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" /></p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: So, what do you do now?</p><p>Slayzer: I finished preparing as a chef <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" /></p><p>Slayzer: I need everyone here</p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: "I got them all here"</p><p>Slayzer: Ok</p><p>Slayzer: Hello everyone</p><p>Slayzer: *bows*</p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: Sumaria: "What are we here for?"</p><p>Slayzer: Alright... on my way to get the map we needed</p><p>Slayzer: I encountered the smuglers from before</p><p>Slayzer: I managed to worm my way into their trust</p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: Faing: "Did you kill them all?"</p><p>Slayzer: Unfortunately they are very smart... and numerous</p><p>Slayzer: I finally got a chance to get here</p><p>Slayzer: Faing and Anton you will have to pretend that you are my men</p><p>Slayzer: its a ruse I made up</p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: Anton: "Pretend?" He smiles</p><p>Slayzer: Holsbin here will play the part of an Endrian Captain</p><p>Slayzer: Sumaria I need you to tell him what I am planning</p><p>Slayzer: He will need to wear fake manacles and play along</p><p>Slayzer: In case one of them speaks endrian as well</p><p>Slayzer: I will be making the Ogres dinner</p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: Sumaria: "Sie täuschen vor, ein Endrian Kapitän zu sein. Ich muß Sie in Begrenzungen einsetzen."</p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: Sumaria: "Slayzer wird Abendessen für die ogres bilden. </p><p>Slayzer: adding this will make it poisonous...</p><p>Slayzer: so they will be paralyzed</p><p>Slayzer: But even so.. we will have a lot of fighting to do</p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: Sumaria: "Das Addieren dieses bildet es giftig, also werden sie angehalten. Aber allerdings haben wir eine Menge Kämpfen, zum zu tun."</p><p>Slayzer: ok</p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: Faing: "I'm ready."</p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: Anton: "Me too."</p><p>Slayzer: Ok</p><p>Slayzer: is Holsbin ready?</p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: Hosbin: "Ja"</p><p>Sollir: (Don't tell me, the other guy goes, "Da")</p><p>Sollir: (World's hardest logic puzzle <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" />)</p><p>Slayzer: hehe</p><p>Slayzer: Ok</p><p>Slayzer: Let's go then</p><p>Slayzer: *gets the meat and breads*</p><p>Slayzer: You have any fruit?</p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: Yes</p><p>Mayor_Ivanija: (Time is up)</p><p>Slayzer: Ok</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sabaron, post: 229492, member: 285"] Session Start: Tue Jun 18 10:08:10 2002 Session Ident: #ybfight *** Now talking in #ybfight *** Topic is 'YB Fighting Room' *** Set by Azure on Mon Jun 10 14:25:06 Slayzer: Ok *** Sabaron is now known as Isles_DM Isles_DM: When we left off, our hero of Kadiya was riding on a cart full of stolen ogre goods. *** Isles_DM is now known as Pulag * Slayzer thinks Slayzer: Hmmm I wait for the ogre near my cart to walk away Slayzer: look* Pulag: Hehe... he's pulling it. When he walks, the cart follows. ;P Slayzer: is he in front though? Slayzer: uncovered cart? Pulag: Yes and yes Slayzer: I wait for a chance to get away then Slayzer: I assume he has to look forward .. Slayzer: to see where he is going ;P Pulag: Yeah... he's looking forward 80% of the time, roughly Slayzer: *tries to sneak off* Pulag: Gen a move Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The dagger drops near the ricefield; leaps over the aggression of the cave! Pulag: You easily and smoothly drop out of the back of the cart, and hide behind a tree while the ogres whisk the carts off into the night. *** Pulag is now known as Isles_DM Isles_DM: Day: Kama Location: Forest Slayzer: Hmm Slayzer: I wait and listen Isles_DM: You hear the carts rumbling off into the night Slayzer: ok *** Sollir is now known as Sollir_Very_Gone Isles_DM: You hear a "Whoooo" Slayzer: *tries to follow within earsot Slayzer: owl? Isles_DM: It's too dark... you don't see any owls. Sure sounded like one, though Slayzer: heh Slayzer: hmm I listen Isles_DM: Gen a move Slayzer: trying to hear what the ogres say Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The southern cross flips close to the village; parries the throw of the body! Isles_DM: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Isles_DM: The lizard tracks through the swamp; dodges the quickening of the farm! Isles_DM: You don't hear anything from the ogres Isles_DM: You don't even hear the carts at this point Isles_DM: "Whoooo" Slayzer: oh great Slayzer: I look around Isles_DM: It still looks dark out Slayzer: I use my compass and the map :P Slayzer: Trying to figure out where I am Isles_DM: Where are you trying to go? Isles_DM: Ah Isles_DM: Hmmm... you appear to be in the forest Isles_DM: (It's a NAUTICAL map. :P) Slayzer: heh Slayzer: but this is an island Slayzer: a good part of the land should be on there Isles_DM: And you're in an unremarkable section of forest that looks quite a bit like the other sections of forest. Slayzer: I try to track where the ogres went Isles_DM: Gen a move Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The scorpion lies through the beach; shields the push of the flame! *yen* Isles_DM: You find the wagon ruts quite easily and begin following Isles_DM: "WHOOOOOO" Slayzer: I look up in the sky Isles_DM: Nothing remarkable Slayzer: Hmm I go into a tree Isles_DM: Ok, you climb a tree Isles_DM: "WHOOOOOO!" Slayzer: ... Slayzer: Looks into the sky unobstructed Isles_DM: The sky is full of stars Slayzer: and owls aparently Slayzer: unless its one of those burrowing owls ;P Isles_DM: (Maybe... or maybe it's in another tree. :P) Slayzer: (heh) Slayzer: (I trace the sound.. or follow the ogres) Slayzer: I follow the ogres Isles_DM: As you follow the ogres, you notice a glowing red pair of owl eyes glaring at you from a nearby tree Slayzer: Lovely :P Slayzer: I try to follow, keeping an eye on the owl Isles_DM: Ok... you continue to follow the tracks, and the owl continues watching you Slayzer: lovely Isles_DM: Once you get too far ahead of it, it flies to the next tree, to watch you Slayzer: alright at that point Slayzer: I confront it then Slayzer: (damned thing.. could be many things :P) Isles_DM: What? Do you yell at it? Slayzer: I go to its tree Isles_DM: It continues watching you Slayzer: What are you doing?????!?? Isles_DM: "WHOOOOOO!" *** Isles_DM is now known as Owl Slayzer: ...... you aren't fooling me Slayzer: Either you are a shapechanger... or a familiar * Owl blinks at you Slayzer: What do you want??!?!?!? Owl: "WHOOOOO!" Slayzer: meee damnit :P Slayzer: shoo shoo * Owl continues to stare at you Slayzer: I head back on the trail * Owl flies after you Slayzer: *goes to attack the owl at this point* Slayzer: I didn't want to have to... * Owl flies higher into it's tree Slayzer: *follows after* * Owl flies into another tree when you start climbing the one it's in Slayzer: How big is it? Owl: Roughly three feet tall Slayzer: Big owl then Slayzer: *I go and get some stones Owl: Ok Slayzer: *trows them at owl* Slayzer: throw Owl: Flesh Owl Owl: CR 8 Owl: Hits: 8 Owl: Master of the Flying Crane style Owl: Dirty Trick Owl: Shove Owl: Chair Shot Owl: Bounty Hunter Owl: Assassin Owl: Master of the Mighty Raven style Owl: You first. :) Slayzer: =P Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The thunder rends the city; dodges the edge of the field! Owl: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Owl: The hidden raven silences the cavern; scatters the gaze of the star! Owl: (3 pointer) Slayzer: shove * Owl goes flying off Slayzer: I am using the stone btw :P * Owl swoops back in! Owl: k Slayzer: (I'll need it... ) Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The east wind breaks the island; dances with the storm of the storm! Owl: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Owl: The unicorn speaks higher than the temple; averts the rising of the bone and slides across the aggression of the lash! Slayzer: lol @ my defense Owl: LOL Owl: WHO WHO WHO! Slayzer: that's as bad as Chi of the Chi Owl: Owl takes one hit (7/8) Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The crab moves close to the rapids; grasps the violence of the horn! Owl: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Owl: The trident sweeps in the midst of the castle; removes the roar of the rodent! Slayzer: Hmmm Owl: Powers? Slayzer: nah Owl: You take one hit (?/?) Slayzer: 12/13 Owl: k Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The crab demolishes the cliff; redirects the aggression of the mire! Owl: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Owl: The lightning assaults the beach; avoids the efforts of the settlement and falls from the touch of the storm! Slayzer: no powers Owl: You take one hit (11/13) Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The lizard strikes facing the forest; fends off the rolling of the stone! Owl: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Owl: The scorpion appears upon the peaks; dodges the chaos of the flame! Owl: (assuming you use no powers) Owl: Owl takes one hit (6/8) Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The crane slides atop the canyon; absorbs the motion of the settlement and in addition it conceals the quickening of the horn! Slayzer: Yeah Owl: POING Owl: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Owl: The claw slashes the plain; dodges the descent of the grave! Owl: Assassin! Slayzer: Poing? Slayzer: damn Slayzer: crane and raven :P Owl: Master of the Flying Crane style Slayzer: I take it Slayzer: 9/13 Owl: You take three hits (8/13) Owl: (Assassin does 2 points) Slayzer: 3? Slayzer: I shove it then Slayzer: I thought it was 1 extra Owl: "I take it" Owl: Round's over... I gave you your chance to use powers Slayzer: I thought assassin did 1 :P Slayzer: =PPPPP Slayzer: fine Slayzer: 8/13 Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The raven swims within the cemetery; guards against the onslaught of the elements! Owl: POING! Owl: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Owl: The foot strikes across the brush; fends off the kick of the ledge! Slayzer: *sigh* Slayzer: of course I rarely get poings :P Slayzer: 7/13 Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The chimera strikes underneath the shrine; avoids the assailment of the star! Owl: !mb ybmvoe Owl: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Owl: The evasive sword withers the island; guards against the offensive of the flame! Owl: POING! Owl: Anything you want to do to it? Slayzer: heh Slayzer: I can't =( Slayzer: I am not a power whore Owl: Owl takes one hit (5/8) Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The snake sweeps from the vineyard; dodges the assailment of the maze! Owl: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Owl: The unicorn shreds the castle; shields the aggression of the reptile! Owl: Powers? Slayzer: no Owl: You take one hit (6/13) Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The foot drowns the plain; waves away the cut of the sickle! Owl: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Owl: The turtle kicks over the glade; dominates the onslaught of the blade! *yen* * Owl tries to imagine a turtle kicking Owl: Owl takes one hit (4/8) Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The spear rides close to the pillar; reduces the violence of the wood! *yen* Owl: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Owl: The weasel slashes below the temple; parries the edge of the crevice! Owl: You take one hit (5/13) Slayzer: no powers Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The nunchaku breaks the brush; reduces the cut of the shell! Owl: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Owl: The tsunami shouts on top of the ocean; shields against the chaos of the canine! Owl: Owl takes one hit (3/8) Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The wolf speaks upon the badlands; silences the rolling of the sands! Owl: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Owl: The fist speaks facing the hells and slashes with the grave; defends against the motion of the venom! Slayzer: ??? Slayzer: Puppet Owl: Puppet? Owl: Owl takes one hit (2/8) Slayzer: Speaking Fist Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The chain bows underneath the foothills; averts the pain of the fortification! Owl: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Owl: The topaz lizard destroys the castle; leaps over the edge of the blade! *yen* Owl: Powers? Slayzer: no Owl: Owl takes one hit (defense) (1/8) Slayzer: yeah I notices Slayzer: tripped him hehe Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The unicorn strikes the pillar; parts the stab of the cave! * Owl falls flat on it's face Owl: Chair shot! * Slayzer prepares for 3 rounds of powers :P Slayzer: 4/13 Owl: You take one hit (4/13) Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The fox destroys the volcano; removes the quickening of the canine! Owl: Dirty Trick! Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The nunchaku seeks facing the volcano; dodges the aggression of the horn! Owl: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Owl: The fang spins across the hells; defends against the kick of the star! Slayzer: 2 hot loctaions hehe Owl: You take one hit (experience) (3/13) Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The trident overwhelmingly sucker punches the ravine; absorbs the assailment of the crevice! Owl: Shove! Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The raven invades the castle; defends against the assailment of the elements! Owl: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Owl: The lotus blossom sucker punches the ricefield; protects against the kick of the feline! Owl: POING Slayzer: I take the 1 (its 1 right :P) Owl: You take 3 hits and die. Owl: j/k Owl: You take 1 hit (2/13) Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The claw bows higher than the tower; dominates the tempest of the spring! Owl: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Owl: The blizzard falls next to the swamp; protects against the tempest of the lash! * Owl dies Slayzer: *sits down and rests * Slayzer breathign heavy Slayzer: *breathing Slayzer: Yen Factor? Owl: You've never seen an owl this big before... if you stuffed and mounted it it'd be worth at LEAST 2 yen. :) Owl: Maybe 4 Owl: You gain 8 xp Slayzer: ok Slayzer: Phew Slayzer: I get the body then Owl: Uh oh... Slayzer: I try to follow the trail Slayzer: ??? Owl: Undead Flesh Owl Owl: CR 9 Owl: Hits: 10 Owl: Master of the Flying Crane style Owl: Dirty Trick Owl: Shove Owl: Chair Shot Owl: Bounty Hunter Owl: Assassin Owl: Master of the Mighty Raven style Owl: Unholy Warrior Owl: Undead Slayzer: what? Owl: j/k Owl: :D Slayzer: =P Owl: Ok, you follow the trail. It's easy to se Owl: *see Slayzer: not funny Owl: You hear the cart rumbling toward you Slayzer: *keeps well behind the ogres Slayzer: ack Slayzer: I head into the forest and up a tree *** Owl is now known as Pulag Pulag: "SLAYZER!! OH SLAYZER!!" Slayzer: .... Pulag: "WHERE ARE YOU?! THE OWLS WILL GET YOU IF YOU DON'T COME HERE NOW!" Slayzer: *looks to see if Pulag has his friends with him* Pulag: Yep... him and the three ogres are all here * Slayzer has a thought * Slayzer but decides against it Pulag: Ogre: "Hey boss, I tink da ols get him bye nowe." * Slayzer tosses the owl body there Slayzer: I am not afraid of your owls Pulag: "Whoa! It's a dead Flesh Owl!" Pulag: "Hey Slayzer! Good to see you!" Slayzer: Right Slayzer: (I never said my name.... ) * Pulag goes to check that Slayzer: (I don't think.... ) * Pulag has a record... he can look and see Slayzer: (I thought they were looking for me as the Hero :P) Pulag: Pulag: "Who are you?" Pulag: Slayzer: I am Slayzer Pulag: "Hey Slayzer! Good to see you!" Slayzer: (Ok) Pulag: (They don't know the Hero's name) Slayzer: (I forgot... then I don't toss the body down :P) Pulag: (Fine then) Slayzer: (*hopes they separate to look for him... but doubts it*) Slayzer: (sorry about the misunderstanding :P) Pulag: (That goes against all sane night-fighting tactics... plus they don't want to be flesh owl food) Pulag: ('tis ok) Slayzer: heh guess I will have to wait for day... Pulag: The ogres pass by Slayzer: *follows them as best he can without getting seen* Pulag: Gen a move Slayzer: !mb ybmove MeowthBot: Slayzer: The mighty fox sings with the cemetery; shields the efforts of the abomination! Pulag: Hehe... could you BE any less silent? :) Slayzer: errr Pulag: "Hey, there you are!" Slayzer: I found the guy who is following us.. Pulag: "Hey, great! Where was he?" Slayzer: He killed this * Slayzer drops body Slayzer: hmm not sure.. didn;t want to have to fight him... * Pulag looks shocked; the ogres behind him start stinking even more Slayzer: I found him about a mile and a half to the east Slayzer: (lol) Pulag: "hmmm... let's take a roundabout route then." Pulag: "Mount up, Slayzer." Slayzer: right Slayzer: *needs timestop* Pulag: (heh) Slayzer: (to kill some of these ogres :P) Pulag: (Are you going to try anything later, or do you let them take you where they're going?) Slayzer: (hmmm... gotta comp up with a plan) Slayzer: what time is it now? Pulag: After midnight Slayzer: I gues I will let them take me there then =P Slayzer: not close enough to day light Pulag: Ok. After a couple of hours, you find yourself on the same beach that you killed the two other ogres on. Slayzer: Hmmm Slayzer: Guess they are late Pulag: "No big deal." Slayzer: Damned boats are unreliable Pulag: "So, we've got some time. Tell me, Slayzer, how did you get into V's organization?" Slayzer: Field work Slayzer: I am a merc Pulag: "Oh, I see." Pulag: "Full time for V or is this a part-time project?" Slayzer: Whatever V pays me for Slayzer: Hmm how goes the elf and dwarf sitautions? Pulag: "The elves are pretty stubborn... they won't work with us. The dwarves are ok, though. We've got a good deal going with them." Slayzer: I see Slayzer: what irony Pulag: "Hmmm? What's ironic?" Slayzer: elves being subborn while dwarves are helpful Slayzer: usually the other way around Pulag: "Where are you from? Elves AND dwarves are usually stubborn, but gold tends to make dwarves feel cooperative." * Pulag smiles Slayzer: Right Slayzer: Hmm Slayzer: *looks through the cart* Slayzer: (looking for alcholic beverages) Pulag: You find a slighly cracked bottle of Sori potato wine Slayzer: Damn Slayzer: this all the booze you guys got? Pulag: "Nah... the ogres have some good stuff. What do you want?" Slayzer: Hmm what ya got? Pulag: Ogre: "We gots da gud stuf. Spechul ogre bru." Slayzer: what's in it? Pulag: Ogre: "It's difrent frum botle to botle. Mine's got blud, wiskey, stumick asid and firmentid gras in it." Slayzer: I see Slayzer: I'll pass on that I think Pulag: Ogre: "Yu shure? It's gud..." Pulag: Ogre: "Me brudder made it." Slayzer: Hmm the ship might have been delayed Slayzer: I see Slayzer: Well... I want something... normal to drink Pulag: "Undoubtedly. I hope it didn't encounter any of those dratted Endrian ships. Slayzer: you want anything Pulag? Pulag: "Well, there's the potato wine, if you can stand the stuff. I know V loves it." Slayzer: Heh that's right but this bottle is a bit cracked.. Slayzer: I am thinking that Garkanii isn;t too far off... I could get all something good to drink Pulag: "Nah... it's best if the locals never see your face." Pulag: "Let me see the jug." Slayzer: *shows him* * Pulag examines it Pulag: "Looks fine to me. It's not like the stuff spoils or anything." Slayzer: Hmm Slayzer: I think we should get more just in case Slayzer: Also I am sure you guys woudl liek somethign other than rations Slayzer: would like something Slayzer: those stupid farmers don't care Slayzer: as long as you are human Pulag: "Maybe in daylight, but not at night when the flesh owls are out." Slayzer: and not endrian Slayzer: Right Slayzer: I look forward to a good hot breakfast Slayzer: hopefully the ship will be here by then Pulag: "Hey, there it is!" Slayzer: (evil DM) Pulag: (The agent was supposed to come on the night that the ship shows up. ;P) Slayzer: (heh I get some paper and write a note in that code) Slayzer: (my orders) Pulag: What do you write? Slayzer: Make sure theogres get the gold for the goods. Escort the goods to the ship. No screw ups this time, and make sure you bring the wine. V Pulag: And in code? Slayzer: Yeah Slayzer: I go by name Slayzer: or S Pulag: The coded version, please? Slayzer: T, Nblf tvsf uif phsft hfu uif hpme gps uif hppet. Ftdpsu uif hppet up uif tijq. Op tdsfx vqt uijt ujnf, boe nblf tvsf zpv csjoh uif xjof. W Pulag: k Pulag: As you finish writing, you see the same short, dark man you saw before talking with Pulag Slayzer: can I hear what they are saying? Pulag: "I have the goods here for V." Pulag: Man: "Good. By the way, who the 'ell is that fellow?" Pulag: "That is Slayzer, a merc for V." Pulag: Man: "Ok then. I'll load up the goods." Pulag: "By the way, Sventunis, tell V that Slayzer is an excellent agent, and that I recommend him for future missions." Slayzer: Thanks, Pulag Pulag: "Oh, you're done with your writing. You're welcome, Slayzer." Pulag: Sven: "I need to see your orders, Slayzer." Slayzer: Yeah Slayzer: right * Slayzer goes through his backpack and pulls out the note he just wrote Pulag: Sven: examines the note Pulag: Sven: "Ok then. You're done here, Slayzer; V needs you at home." Slayzer: What?? Slayzer: (what time is it? Pulag: (Near dawn) *** Pulag is now known as Sven Sven: V doesn't need you here... he told me to bring you home. He has other tasks for you." Slayzer: I was looking forward to having a real meal for once Slayzer: Fine fine Slayzer: (how far is it to garkanii) Slayzer: I hate ships... Sven: "V is plenty rich; you'll have lots of food there Sven: (about an hour and a half walking south) Slayzer: Let me get some real food from Garkanii Slayzer: I promised I would give these lads a real breakfast Sven: "There's food on the boat, Slayzer." Slayzer: I am sure Fish Fish Fish =P Sven: "You'll get better food when we get home. Come on! We don't have time to waste here; the Endrians are probably closing in on us as we speak!" Slayzer: You were followed??? Slayzer: Anyways I have another job I have to do Slayzer: You haven't heard but the Kadiyans sunk one of the Endrian's ships Slayzer: they have the captain as a prisoner *** Sollir_Very_Gone is now known as Sollir Slayzer: V wanted me to get him, since he knows abotu the blockading routes Sven: "We weren't followed, but the Endrians are around here all the time. They know this is a good location for that.' Slayzer: they are holding him in Garkanii Slayzer: Take the goods aboard Sven: "Hmmmm..." Sven: "I need to check with V. Let's go to the ship Slayzer: I will be back in 4 hours... I have to spring him and bring him to V.. for... questioning Slayzer: Just tell him that Sven: "We don't have four hours to wait, Slayzer." Slayzer: Hmmm get the goods...I need to do this... plus Slayzer: meet me down at another meeting point Sven: "Which one?" Slayzer: the Kadiyans plan to execute him son Slayzer: soon Slayzer: I don't know Slayzer: one to the west of garkanii Slayzer: s and w Slayzer: (solo play is hard.... gotta come up with all the ideas :P) Sven: "Fine... meet us there tonight." Slayzer: I will be there Slayzer: Pulag meet me there as well... Sven: Pulag: "Fine" Slayzer: I will bring you guys some good food and we can eat dinner at least * Sven looks annoyed at you * Slayzer heads off *** Sven is now known as Isles_DM Slayzer: I have a complicated plan :P Isles_DM: Care to tell me or do I learn as I go? :) Isles_DM: (Come to think of it, don't tell me) Slayzer: hehe Slayzer: I get to Garkanii right? Isles_DM: Yes... you get to Garkanii without issue Slayzer: I go and see everyone Slayzer: Mayors house first *** Isles_DM is now known as Mayor_Ivanija Mayor_Ivanija: "Hello, Slayzer." Slayzer: I am in a bit of a jame Slayzer: jam\ Slayzer: you know the Smugglers? Mayor_Ivanija: "No, what smugglers?" Slayzer: the ones who were selling guns to the ogres Slayzer: I encountered them again Slayzer: managed to worm my way into their group Mayor_Ivanija: "Hmmm... interesting." Slayzer: I need you to get meat and bread to feed 4 ogres and at least 2 men Mayor_Ivanija: "That is simple." * Mayor_Ivanija goes out back Slayzer: You have ... fish here right? * Mayor_Ivanija comes back in with lots of meat and bread Slayzer: I have an idea Mayor_Ivanija: "Of course" Slayzer: Get Holsbin, the translator Slayzer: and Anton and Faing Slayzer: This will be hell to pull off... Mayor_Ivanija: What are you trying to do? Slayzer: its early... the fishermen should be going out or coming in Mayor_Ivanija: "Going out, I'd imagine" Slayzer: I need to speak with the fishermen... Slayzer: then i will tell ya Slayzer: Be right back mayor Slayzer: *goes to the docks* *** Mayor_Ivanija is now known as Fisherman Fisherman: "Howdy, Slayzer!" Fisherman: "You know, you're getting into a nasty habit of going off and not coming back for long stretches o' time." Slayzer: I need to know about the fish in the area Slayzer: yes I am sorry about that Fisherman: "What about them?" Slayzer: unexpected events.. Slayzer: you have a delicacy here? Slayzer: Puffer Fish Fisherman: "Puffer Fish? No, we don't have that around here. What is it?" Slayzer: (DOH :P) Slayzer: its a fish with spines Slayzer: they bloat up with air Fisherman: "Hmmm... we have monkfish? Is that the same thing? Ugly little critters, but they don't puff up" Slayzer: also known as blowfish Fisherman: "Yeah, we have blowfish, but nobody eats those" Slayzer: (Err I don;t know Monkfish.... enlighten me :P) Slayzer: Hmm Slayzer: Could you catch soem fo rme Slayzer: some Slayzer: or better know where I can get some? Fisherman: (Just an ugly but normal fish) Fisherman: "I suppose I could try to catch one. Might take me a day or two... I don't know where they live or what they like." Slayzer: Damn.. don't you have nets? Fisherman: "Yes, but I doubt they'd catch blowfish" Slayzer: (Err I think that's how they catch em normally... nto sure.... not an expert fisherman) Fisherman: (This guy knows almost nothing about blowfish) Slayzer: Do you know where I can get some easy? Fisherman: "Nobody catches 'em on purpose... I suppose you could check with the other fishermen." Slayzer: (Don't make me go and look this up... :P) Slayzer: ok * Slayzer checks with all fishermen Fisherman: (You do know that only one particular kind of blowfish is that weird poisonous one you have to cut exactly right, right?) Sollir: (and its used for a potion which makes people fall into a deep sleep) Sollir: (:)) Slayzer: (Not exactly.. most have the toxin) Fisherman: (Really? I guess there's only one tasty one, then. ;) ) *** Fisherman is now known as Ugly_Old_Fisherman Slayzer: they get it from eating algae Slayzer: yep Ugly_Old_Fisherman: "Yeah, I got one of those blowfish ya want. But why should I give it to you? Yer a dirty foreigner" Slayzer: I am trying to help out Kadiya Slayzer: its worthless for food anyways.... Ugly_Old_Fisherman: "Fine, fine." * Ugly_Old_Fisherman tosses you the blowfish Slayzer: You can ask the mayor if you want Slayzer: Do you know where I can get more of these? Ugly_Old_Fisherman: "Sure, I have a whole bucket of them." Slayzer: I will need quite a few Ugly_Old_Fisherman: "I'll give them to you for a yen." Ugly_Old_Fisherman: "Hey, nice owl!" Slayzer: Alright Slayzer: Yeah I killed it in the woods... Slayzer: Want to trade? Ugly_Old_Fisherman: "I'll give you four yen and these fish for it." Slayzer: Ok Slayzer: Thanks Slayzer: this will help immensely * Ugly_Old_Fisherman whistles Slayzer: *goes to the mayor's* Ugly_Old_Fisherman: "This is the biggest owl I've ever seen! And look at those eyes!" Slayzer: Yes? *** Ugly_Old_Fisherman is now known as Mayor_Ivanija Mayor_Ivanija: "You're back. What's with the bucket of ugly fish?" Slayzer: Yeah I know.. he almost killed me =P Slayzer: to fisherman Slayzer: These are blowfish Slayzer: they are poisonous Mayor_Ivanija: "Poisonous fish?" Slayzer: I need to go to the kitchen Mayor_Ivanija: "Why?" Slayzer: to feed to the ogres Mayor_Ivanija: "Ah, I see." Slayzer: It will paralyze them at least... maybe kill them Slayzer: now normally you would cut away the liver and kidneys... Slayzer: they are where the toxin builds up Slayzer: in this case I will need a lot of it Mayor_Ivanija: "Well, go ahead. Just clean off my knives very carefully when you're done." Slayzer: Ok Slayzer: *gets a jar for the parts* Slayzer: Did you get everyone together? Mayor_Ivanija: "I'll have that done." Mayor_Ivanija: "By the time you get the fish bits all sliced up." Slayzer: Ok Slayzer: I only hope this works * Slayzer cuts up the fish and gets the parts he needs Slayzer: I will need some alcohol too to wash this down Slayzer: they won't know what hit em Mayor_Ivanija: "I have plenty of Potato Wine Slayzer: Ok Slayzer: Their leader seems to have a fondness for it Slayzer: *finishes the meals* Mayor_Ivanija: That was pretty dumb... you die. Mayor_Ivanija: :D Mayor_Ivanija: Why did you eat it? Sollir: he dies? Sollir: no fort check? Slayzer: =P Mayor_Ivanija: He finished the meals. :D Slayzer: Not funny Mayor_Ivanija: :P Mayor_Ivanija: So, what do you do now? Slayzer: I finished preparing as a chef :P Slayzer: I need everyone here Mayor_Ivanija: "I got them all here" Slayzer: Ok Slayzer: Hello everyone Slayzer: *bows* Mayor_Ivanija: Sumaria: "What are we here for?" Slayzer: Alright... on my way to get the map we needed Slayzer: I encountered the smuglers from before Slayzer: I managed to worm my way into their trust Mayor_Ivanija: Faing: "Did you kill them all?" Slayzer: Unfortunately they are very smart... and numerous Slayzer: I finally got a chance to get here Slayzer: Faing and Anton you will have to pretend that you are my men Slayzer: its a ruse I made up Mayor_Ivanija: Anton: "Pretend?" He smiles Slayzer: Holsbin here will play the part of an Endrian Captain Slayzer: Sumaria I need you to tell him what I am planning Slayzer: He will need to wear fake manacles and play along Slayzer: In case one of them speaks endrian as well Slayzer: I will be making the Ogres dinner Mayor_Ivanija: Sumaria: "Sie täuschen vor, ein Endrian Kapitän zu sein. Ich muß Sie in Begrenzungen einsetzen." Mayor_Ivanija: Sumaria: "Slayzer wird Abendessen für die ogres bilden. Slayzer: adding this will make it poisonous... Slayzer: so they will be paralyzed Slayzer: But even so.. we will have a lot of fighting to do Mayor_Ivanija: Sumaria: "Das Addieren dieses bildet es giftig, also werden sie angehalten. Aber allerdings haben wir eine Menge Kämpfen, zum zu tun." Slayzer: ok Mayor_Ivanija: Faing: "I'm ready." Mayor_Ivanija: Anton: "Me too." Slayzer: Ok Slayzer: is Holsbin ready? Mayor_Ivanija: Hosbin: "Ja" Sollir: (Don't tell me, the other guy goes, "Da") Sollir: (World's hardest logic puzzle :P) Slayzer: hehe Slayzer: Ok Slayzer: Let's go then Slayzer: *gets the meat and breads* Slayzer: You have any fruit? Mayor_Ivanija: Yes Mayor_Ivanija: (Time is up) Slayzer: Ok [/QUOTE]
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