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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Ralts Bloodthorne" data-source="post: 338800" data-attributes="member: 6390">27.  When you realize that every monster out there has had a combination of US Delta Force Training, Russian Spetsnaz training, and Isreali Commando Training.28.  When you'd rather shove hypodermic needles in your eyes that look at any RPG books.29.  When the morning after gaming, you realize you have 500 lbs of empty soda cans, chip bags, and half-eaten snacks on your living room floor.  Again.30.  When you can automatically figure out what everyone in the group will do that night by the way they walked in the door.31.  When you find yourself digging out the Dragon Magazine article on world ending plagues.32.  If that old Gamma World monochrome boxed set in the attic is starting to look good.33.  If your Street Samuria stands in the middle of I-5 shooting at traffic with a Streetline Special.34.  When your Investigator starts digging in the graveyard with a shovel, wearing a suit made of human steaks, and blowing on a dog whistle.35.  When you'd rather staple your genitals to a moving boxcar with a nailgun than sit at that table again.36.  After saying:  "If he argues one more time, I'll scream."  And when it happens, you do it.  For an hour.37.  You go over the table after the idiot who just swallowed two of your lucky dice.38.  When you go to GenCon to look at the freaks and observe them as if you were on Wild Kingdom than actually do anything even remotely aligned with gaming.39.  When looking at your fellow gamers, your realize that RPG doesn't stand for Role Playing Game, but rather Retarded People Grouping.40.  When you get pulled over on the way to the game, and when the cop lets you know that she'll let you off with a warning, you ask if you can go to jail instead.</blockquote>

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