...You Might Be a Viking Vampire

[mythusmage]

Since White Wolf and CCP are merging...

If your native soil consists of brine...

If the blood you drink has to be at least 10% fish oil by volume...

If your beast form is haddock instead of wolf...

If you change into a puffin instead of a bat...

If you shrink away from hammers...

 

[Mark CMG]

If your fangs are a foot long, curved, hollow, and filled with mead . . .

 

[Aust Diamondew]

if your coffin is a longship...

 

[mythusmage]

If you only drink blood that has a head...

 

[Aus_Snow]

If you listen to "Immigrant Song", not "Bloodletting"...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

...your bat-form has horns.

...you try to track down Hunin and Munin in an effort to take down Odin and suck HIS blood.

...you prefer to drink the blood of people drunk on mead, for the buzz.

...your cape is furry.

...you think the Sampo is a gyp.

...you've ever said "I do not eat...Spam."

...you're fat because you pig out for 6 months of the year, knowing you're going to be stuck indoors while the "Midnight Sun" is in effect.

 

[Aus_Snow]

If you wear skins and wield a bastard sword, not wear a tranchcoat and wield an uzi...

Or maybe if you wear skins and wield an uzi...

 

[Matt Black]

If your crypt has an affordable yet modern Ikea vibe.

 

[Talmun]

Your rented formal-wear sometimes gets in the way when pillaging and carousing