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<blockquote data-quote="Ziggurat" data-source="post: 6553" data-attributes="member: 1352">Well, I can remember the unfortunate time that my PCs were contracted to eliminate a couple of fire giants that were terrorizing their local city, and promptly came up with the exceptionally cunning plan of getting them drunk.So they loaded up a wooden cart full of strong alcohol in barrels and wheeled it to the outskirts of town.&nbsp; I could scarcely believe that they actually thought that this was a good idea - I guess no-one told them about fire giants' fiery rock-throwing and magical flaming swords, or possibly about the combustible nature of large quantities of grain alcohol <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin&nbsp; &nbsp; :D"&nbsp; data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" />&nbsp; Fortunately the 'fire giants' were just two extortion-inclined puppeteers or there would have been some sincerely chargrilled PCs that day.&nbsp; Ah well.&nbsp; Next time, perhaps.Oh, btw, first post on the new boards!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Ziggurat, post: 6553, member: 1352"] Well, I can remember the unfortunate time that my PCs were contracted to eliminate a couple of fire giants that were terrorizing their local city, and promptly came up with the exceptionally cunning plan of getting them drunk. So they loaded up a wooden cart full of strong alcohol in barrels and wheeled it to the outskirts of town. I could scarcely believe that they actually thought that this was a good idea - I guess no-one told them about fire giants' fiery rock-throwing and magical flaming swords, or possibly about the combustible nature of large quantities of grain alcohol :D Fortunately the 'fire giants' were just two extortion-inclined puppeteers or there would have been some sincerely chargrilled PCs that day. Ah well. Next time, perhaps. Oh, btw, first post on the new boards! [/QUOTE]

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