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<blockquote data-quote="Grim" data-source="post: 7843" data-attributes="member: 132"><p><strong>Re: Grrrr...</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I think he was. The player who's character got screwed happens to be really strong, and has trained in Kung Fu, or Kickboxing, for maybe 5, 6 years. I have my own story about this particular DM.</p><p></p><p>So we begin playing a planescape campain, so i make the super uber character: A kobold Monk/Psion with 26 ac while wearing no armor. The DM is sort of a nut, and has a really short attention span. So he makes "wild surges" (ie, we get accidentally, suddenly, and oddly planeshifted, with some weird effects rolled on the wild magic table thing he has (its 20 pages long, rolling 4d10 as uber % dice)) So we end up on this plane made out of big cubes constantly growing and smashing together. We end up in the middle of one of a face of one particular cube, with two huge armies of hobgoblins on either side charging at us, and each other (war seems to be a big part of this plane)</p><p></p><p> But the wild surge made a square hole right through the center of the cube. So we jump through. Due to some funky gravity, we end up coming out the other side, only to be comfronted by some rust monsters we pissed of earlier (on a different plane), and the mother, the Super nasty rust-dragon. My character ends up using all his attacks to paralyse the dragon, and throw it into the hole, a brilliant move that really pisses the DM of when I note that Rust Monsters can smell metal, and that the armies on the other side probably smell good. Meanwhile, the other player DRAWS HIS SWORD (a very good sword mind you) and starts hacking! Hacking rust monsters! Even though he knows what they do! What kind of an idea was that. The DM was happy to oblige thought...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Grim, post: 7843, member: 132"] [b]Re: Grrrr...[/b] I think he was. The player who's character got screwed happens to be really strong, and has trained in Kung Fu, or Kickboxing, for maybe 5, 6 years. I have my own story about this particular DM. So we begin playing a planescape campain, so i make the super uber character: A kobold Monk/Psion with 26 ac while wearing no armor. The DM is sort of a nut, and has a really short attention span. So he makes "wild surges" (ie, we get accidentally, suddenly, and oddly planeshifted, with some weird effects rolled on the wild magic table thing he has (its 20 pages long, rolling 4d10 as uber % dice)) So we end up on this plane made out of big cubes constantly growing and smashing together. We end up in the middle of one of a face of one particular cube, with two huge armies of hobgoblins on either side charging at us, and each other (war seems to be a big part of this plane) But the wild surge made a square hole right through the center of the cube. So we jump through. Due to some funky gravity, we end up coming out the other side, only to be comfronted by some rust monsters we pissed of earlier (on a different plane), and the mother, the Super nasty rust-dragon. My character ends up using all his attacks to paralyse the dragon, and throw it into the hole, a brilliant move that really pisses the DM of when I note that Rust Monsters can smell metal, and that the armies on the other side probably smell good. Meanwhile, the other player DRAWS HIS SWORD (a very good sword mind you) and starts hacking! Hacking rust monsters! Even though he knows what they do! What kind of an idea was that. The DM was happy to oblige thought... [/QUOTE]
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