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<blockquote data-quote="Tyler Do'Urden" data-source="post: 1642709" data-attributes="member: 4601"><p>Well, now that KMFDM is fighting WW III, I wonder what classes they are:</p><p></p><p><em>From the land of volcanoes</em> </p><p><em>The lovely Lucia</em> </p><p><em>Her voice will fill you with wonder and fear</em> </p><p><em>She screams like a banshee and she moves like a cat</em> </p><p><em>I could tell you much more but lets leave it at that</em> </p><p></p><p>Clearly Lucia is a Half Fire Elemental Drow Bard/Rogue.</p><p></p><p><em>The Lord of Lard</em> </p><p><em>The mighty swine</em> </p><p><em>He loves manchego and a bottle of wine</em> </p><p><em>Also known as Raymond Watts</em> </p><p><em>He screams out his lungs while his brain slowly rots</em> </p><p></p><p>Hmm... we're going to have to reach into Arcana Unearthed here. Raymond is an Undead Human Pig Totem Warrior/Drunken Master.</p><p></p><p><em>The one and only, the great Steve White</em> </p><p><em>His morals are loose but his shirts are tight</em> </p><p><em>Challenged by few and rivaled by none</em> </p><p><em>He's a low down dirty son of a gun</em> </p><p></p><p>Hmm... a bit tougher, but I'm seeing a Human Fighter/Sorcerer/Gunglyph.</p><p></p><p><em>Andy Selway, the master of skins</em> </p><p><em>Frequently found screwing chicks behind bins</em> </p><p><em>His hobbies include but are not limited to</em> </p><p><em>Things you and I would rather not do</em> </p><p></p><p>Human Bard/Necromancer/Acolyte of the Skin, obviously.</p><p></p><p><em>And here we have Joolz, the king of guitar</em> </p><p><em>He's only at home when he's inside a bar</em> </p><p><em>Rings and spikes and chains and tatoos</em> </p><p><em>He breeds new lifeforms inside his shoes</em> </p><p></p><p>Ooh, another interesting one. Half-Orc Fighter/Fleshcrafter/Tatoo Mage/Master of Chains. Wicked.</p><p></p><p></p><p><em>I am Kap'n K, the korrupter of youth</em> </p><p><em>My word is gospel of the honest truth</em> </p><p><em>I am the father of industrial rock</em> </p><p><em>And if you don't believe me you can suck my glock</em> </p><p></p><p>Ooh... Sascha K, the leader of the party. Tiefling Fighter/Cleric/Bard/Virtuoso, high level.</p><p></p><p>All the members of KMFDM are clearly Chaotic Neutral, perhaps with evil tendencies. They spend a lot of time in the underdark. And they are clearly the coolest adventuring party ever. And they'll tell you such, over, and over, and over...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Tyler Do'Urden, post: 1642709, member: 4601"] Well, now that KMFDM is fighting WW III, I wonder what classes they are: [I]From the land of volcanoes[/I] [I]The lovely Lucia[/I] [I]Her voice will fill you with wonder and fear[/I] [I]She screams like a banshee and she moves like a cat[/I] [I]I could tell you much more but lets leave it at that[/I] Clearly Lucia is a Half Fire Elemental Drow Bard/Rogue. [I]The Lord of Lard[/I] [I]The mighty swine[/I] [I]He loves manchego and a bottle of wine[/I] [I]Also known as Raymond Watts[/I] [I]He screams out his lungs while his brain slowly rots[/I] Hmm... we're going to have to reach into Arcana Unearthed here. Raymond is an Undead Human Pig Totem Warrior/Drunken Master. [I]The one and only, the great Steve White[/I] [I]His morals are loose but his shirts are tight[/I] [I]Challenged by few and rivaled by none[/I] [I]He's a low down dirty son of a gun[/I] Hmm... a bit tougher, but I'm seeing a Human Fighter/Sorcerer/Gunglyph. [I]Andy Selway, the master of skins[/I] [I]Frequently found screwing chicks behind bins[/I] [I]His hobbies include but are not limited to[/I] [I]Things you and I would rather not do[/I] Human Bard/Necromancer/Acolyte of the Skin, obviously. [I]And here we have Joolz, the king of guitar[/I] [I]He's only at home when he's inside a bar[/I] [I]Rings and spikes and chains and tatoos[/I] [I]He breeds new lifeforms inside his shoes[/I] Ooh, another interesting one. Half-Orc Fighter/Fleshcrafter/Tatoo Mage/Master of Chains. Wicked. [I]I am Kap'n K, the korrupter of youth[/I] [I]My word is gospel of the honest truth[/I] [I]I am the father of industrial rock[/I] [I]And if you don't believe me you can suck my glock[/I] Ooh... Sascha K, the leader of the party. Tiefling Fighter/Cleric/Bard/Virtuoso, high level. All the members of KMFDM are clearly Chaotic Neutral, perhaps with evil tendencies. They spend a lot of time in the underdark. And they are clearly the coolest adventuring party ever. And they'll tell you such, over, and over, and over... [/QUOTE]
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