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<blockquote data-quote="Lanefan" data-source="post: 8197403" data-attributes="member: 29398"><p>Funniest low-stat character I've seen recently was in a one-shot a year or so back: completely random stats using a rather extreme generation method left one player's character with three stats of 5 (!), a 14, and the other two in between somewhere. One of the 5s went into wisdom, another into con, and I think the third went to intelligence; the 14 went into dex and the character became a thief.</p><p></p><p>A very, very incompetent thief.</p><p></p><p>She had two pockets in her robe. Hell knows how she got these things but one pocket was full of peanut butter and the other was full of gunpowder. And she constantly forgot which was in which pocket, meaning on at least two occasions she offered someone gunpowder as a snack, while watching her trying to blow up the peanut butter was truly hilarious.</p><p></p><p>Eventually, she ended up kinda mashing these two ingredients together by repeatedly putting them back in the wrong pockets - never mind that by the end her hands were covered in a thick layer of mostly-black goop - and I think unintentionally invented plastic explosive in the process!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Lanefan, post: 8197403, member: 29398"] Funniest low-stat character I've seen recently was in a one-shot a year or so back: completely random stats using a rather extreme generation method left one player's character with three stats of 5 (!), a 14, and the other two in between somewhere. One of the 5s went into wisdom, another into con, and I think the third went to intelligence; the 14 went into dex and the character became a thief. A very, very incompetent thief. She had two pockets in her robe. Hell knows how she got these things but one pocket was full of peanut butter and the other was full of gunpowder. And she constantly forgot which was in which pocket, meaning on at least two occasions she offered someone gunpowder as a snack, while watching her trying to blow up the peanut butter was truly hilarious. Eventually, she ended up kinda mashing these two ingredients together by repeatedly putting them back in the wrong pockets - never mind that by the end her hands were covered in a thick layer of mostly-black goop - and I think unintentionally invented plastic explosive in the process! [/QUOTE]
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