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<blockquote data-quote="Dykstrav" data-source="post: 4312985" data-attributes="member: 40522"><p>I once played a wizard named Lekinvahr in a 3.0 Greyhawk campaign. Singularly the most fun magic-user type character that I've ever played. I avoided combat like the plague (having nine hit points at 3rd level and no armor does stuff like that).</p><p></p><p><em>Charm person</em> combined with a few cantrips were the only spells he ever really cast. The DM once dropped me some wands because the party was complaining that we didn't have arcane firepower.</p><p></p><p>What made Lekinvahr so amazingly fun to play was playing him as intelligently as he really was. He had an Int of 17 and Cha of 15, so he typically used social networking skills with careful planning to get away with damned near anything. He never paid for room and board or food and drinks, Lekinvahr was a bit of a womanizer and never had much trouble finding receptive company.</p><p></p><p>The thieves' guild hired us to steal some documents from an abandoned house. I actually went out and purchsed a courtier's outfit and bluffed the assessor's office into thinking that I was a foreign creditor and was able to just walk in and take the documents. The DM actually derailed that plan as it unfolded because (in his words) the plan was just so simple and fast that it would derail the entire session.</p><p></p><p>I also researched some admittedly juvenile spells that proved very effective and literally stopped the game for an hour and a half (in a good way) when I first used them. <em>Lekinvahr's colon cleanser</em> makes the target lose total control of its bowels--and of course I used it when we were being chased by the city guard. We got away and everyone laughed until our sides hurt. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dykstrav, post: 4312985, member: 40522"] I once played a wizard named Lekinvahr in a 3.0 Greyhawk campaign. Singularly the most fun magic-user type character that I've ever played. I avoided combat like the plague (having nine hit points at 3rd level and no armor does stuff like that). [I]Charm person[/I] combined with a few cantrips were the only spells he ever really cast. The DM once dropped me some wands because the party was complaining that we didn't have arcane firepower. What made Lekinvahr so amazingly fun to play was playing him as intelligently as he really was. He had an Int of 17 and Cha of 15, so he typically used social networking skills with careful planning to get away with damned near anything. He never paid for room and board or food and drinks, Lekinvahr was a bit of a womanizer and never had much trouble finding receptive company. The thieves' guild hired us to steal some documents from an abandoned house. I actually went out and purchsed a courtier's outfit and bluffed the assessor's office into thinking that I was a foreign creditor and was able to just walk in and take the documents. The DM actually derailed that plan as it unfolded because (in his words) the plan was just so simple and fast that it would derail the entire session. I also researched some admittedly juvenile spells that proved very effective and literally stopped the game for an hour and a half (in a good way) when I first used them. [I]Lekinvahr's colon cleanser[/I] makes the target lose total control of its bowels--and of course I used it when we were being chased by the city guard. We got away and everyone laughed until our sides hurt. :) [/QUOTE]
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