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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Rabelais" data-source="post: 2497600" data-attributes="member: 2969">Rabelais was the first character I ever played, way back when during the 1st Reagan Administration.  I've played a variation on the theme about 12 times in that period.  It does get better with age...Rabelais  (Viscomte Kraelian d’Brise-Crete)Rabelais is the nom de guerre of the Viscomte Kraelian d’Brise-Crete.  His father the Comte d’Brise-Crete is a nobleman in the service of King Azoun IV in Cormyr.  Rabelais is travelling as a Gentleman Adventurer along the Sea of Fallen Stars.  Kraelian had been groomed to become a lieutenant in His Majesty’s Army after a short period abroad, but he has resigned that commission and has decided that his fate lies upon the road.  As Viscomte, Kraelian has a large income from which to draw, but because of a rift between himself and his father he refuses to do so.Rabelais has been classically educated in the elven fashion in philosophy, literature and the fine arts.  Rabelais has also been trained in the fields of arms and magic.  He is known at court for his wit and panache.  His first play earned him some notoriety for its scandalous subject; a comedy set in His Majesty’s court that bordered upon bawdery.  The play was well received by critics, but banned by the authorities.  Kraelian’s father was furious, but decided not to publicly disown his son because of the pleadings of his mother.Kraelian decided that it would be a good idea for him to embark upon his career as an adventurer sooner rather than later.  Kraelian took the gross earnings from his work (rather than the net, as you, and his creditors will have undoubtedly noted) and purchased everything he needed to pursue his fortune abroad.  As the saying goes “All roads lead to Waterdeep”.  Rabelais calls upon his training in petty magic and as an accomplished musician to make himself useful on all sorts of occasions.  Kraelian’s marriage to the daughter of his father’s acquaintance was arranged many years ago, when both he and his intended were both infants.  He has never met her, but has seen her.  She was pointed out to him at a ball they both attended several years ago.  He fell in love with her instantly, and imagines her to be a paragon of elven beauty.  He believes that she is beautiful both in feature and sprit.  Someday he hopes to return to Cormyr and take her for his bride, but he realizes that things will have to “cool off” a bit longer before he can make that dream come true.2.  Pritty OlivPritty Oliv is my semi-retired Half-Orc warrior with a distinctive Orcish accent.  She started off as an EQ Troll Warrior, but got ported over when I needed a 3.5 fighter  <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />Elow der ebreebuddy! Dis heerz yer owld frend Pritty Oliv!Itz bean uhwil sints Pritty Olivz hadda chans tu chat wid yew awl. Just bekuz Pritty Olivz retird downt meen dat She aint bean bizee. Az yew no bean uh Gurl Owrk iz uh ful tim jawb. Win yer nin fet tawl n wey lik uh hunnerd pownz yer bizee just makin shur dat yew downt brak stuf.Pritty Oliv likz tu wak up erlee tu see de sun shinin in de sky. Den Pritty Oliv likz tu hav uh big brekfust. Dey say dat brekfust iz de mowst impotent meel uv de day n boy iz dey rit. Akshulee awl uv de meelz iz impotent. Ennyway itz impotent tu hav uh balantst meel in de mornun so Pritty Oliv alwaz ets standin awn wun fut just in kas. Frootz n nutz n joos n meet. Datz de sekrit tu uh lawng lif. Et gud n eksursiz. Oh ya!  Pritty Oliv bean wurkin owt. Sints I aint swingun uh sord at Pritty Olivz enuhmeez no mor Pritty Oliv wuz startin tu git luntchladee armz. Pritty Oliv runz fur uh kupul milz den liftz roks n udder hevee stuf. Awl yew men folk shud no dat Pritty Olivz stil gawt hur gurlee kurvs tho. tee hee  Aftur uh gud luntch Pritty Oliv likz tu tak uh nap. Pritty Olivz afturnun seestuh laztz fur un howr ur so. Aftur dat Pritty Oliv ritz Powutree. Itz impotent tu develup yer mentul fakulteez lik yew wud yer bodee. Yew shud awl membur dat.Pritty Oliv likz tu go tu de park tu. At furst pepul wud git skard win dey saw uh Owrk in de park, kuz pepul iz skard uv Owrkz. Aftur uh wile win de pepul relizd dat Pritty Oliv wurnt no thret den dey wuz hapee, kuz deyrz nufin wurs den havin uh bad owrk in de park. Ennywaz de childrun lik it win Pritty Oliv komz tu de park kuz den dey no dat ifn uh kokutris ur uh buhowldur wuz tu sho up den Pritty Oliv wud be der tu pertekt um... Ennyway I push de kiddyz awn de swing n pla hopskotch n stuf. Peepul say "Oh gudee Heer komz Pritty Oliv" Dat makz Pritty Oliv hapee.Pritty Oliv likz tu hav uh big supur. Pritty Oliv likz frawgz... Deyz gud frid n boyuld n bakt n potched n kuvurd n swamp joos... Frawgz iz gud ennyway yew kuk em. Pritty Olivz gawt uh gud lif gowin fur hersef witch iz nis.Sew ifn yew wuz wunnerin "I wunner wut Pritty Olivz up tew rit uhbowt now" yew kan stawp wunnerin kuz now yew no.3. Cale Yarrowburrow- Halfling Monk with a mohawk and a VERY short attention span.  nuff said.</blockquote>

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