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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Kahuna Burger" data-source="post: 2812492" data-attributes="member: 8439">Two statues stand on pedestals in the park, a man and a woman. Their arms are outstretched, fingers almost touching, and the sculpter has touched their faces with an indescribable yearning. One day a passing angel, his heart touched by their years of longing, touches them lightly with his wings and they come to life. "I am giving you one hour of life," he says "so that you may finally do as you have always desired."barely able to speak in their excitement, the two statues clasp hands and run off into the bushes together. Grunts and the occasional squeal of joy emerge, along with much rustling and shaking of leaves. Later, the two statues emerge, disheveled and sweaty but estatic. As they start to take their places again, the angel says, "Wait, you still have half an hour left."Grinning, the male statue jumps back down and says, "Great! Lets do it again!" The female statue says, "Well..... OK....."".... But this time you hold down the pigeon, and I'll get even!"</blockquote>