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Message: <blockquote data-quote="RangerWickett" data-source="post: 7119164" data-attributes="member: 63">I don't think it's anywhere in the text, but back in 08 I ran a Stone Age campaign where various powerful creatures were trying to get worshipers so they could ascend to godhood. Meanwhile, El the God of Desert Storms was filling a high mountain valley with 40 days of rain so that when he shattered a dam his people had built, it would flood all the other gods' followers so he would be the one true god.Anyway, on a quest to stop that, the PCs had to cross a lightning-strewn grassland controlled by the Father of Thunder (whom I eventually repurposed for ZEITGEIST). They first tried to recruit him. He shot lightning at them. Next they tried to capture him and travel alongside him since his horn attracted any lightning bolts that would land nearby. He trampled them. They tried getting him drunk. They ran out of beer. So finally a PC priestess said, look, he's got a ton of female herd animals around him. Clearly he's horny. I'm just gonna go sleep with a god, and then he'll do what I say. She seduced him, and he offered to give her a mighty child. She was like, what, I'll have a minotaur baby? Sweet! After the coupling, he let the party travel with him across the dangerous grasslands, and they proceeded to do terrible things to the Book of Genesis.</blockquote>