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Message: <blockquote data-quote="MonkeyDragon" data-source="post: 3841844" data-attributes="member: 23929">I've come to the determination that if zombies happen, I should proably just kill myself and get it over with.  There's no way I'd survive.--I'm not the hero or the badass.  I have no skill with weapons and am not athletic, so I won't be able to kill them off in droves before I get chewed up.  And I won't look cool, either.--I'm not the love interest.  I'm not a svelte beauty or the girl next door.  Ladies with poor complextions do not survive zombie attacks.--I don't really do well in emotionally stressful situations.  I don['t like being scared, and when I get very upset, my chest, head and ears feel funny.  I'd probably freeze up in terror if a zombie was coming at me.All in all, I have nothing going for me.  I won't make it to the end of the movie, so why bother fighting to stay alive through the first wave?  It just prolongs the experience and makes my last few days full of fear and discomfort.  Even for the people that make it, there's usually nothing good waiting for them after the credits roll.  Eking out a perilous existance in a post-zombie society doesn't sound like my cup of tea.  I think I'd be better off having a friend take me out fast and clean.On the other hand, if we're talking survival in a post apocolyptic world after most of the population has been wiped out by a mysterious illness (chicken flu, anyone?), I have all kinds of plans ready for that.</blockquote>

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