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hafrogman

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Everyone's getting new avatars.... well almost everyone.
Yeah, I probably won't be. I really like the picture I stole mine from. . . I might make it bigger if they ever let us, but the source would stay the same. It's a frogman. . .and it even looks a little bit like me.
The problem is that she likes to "step in place" on my lap with her claws out for the first five to ten minutes before settling down.
She's not stepping in place, she's kneading you.

Speaking of which, you guys hear about the masseuse who won the lottery?

Yeah, it turns out that people who knead people, are the luckiest people.
 

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hafrogman

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So which is worse? Bad sequels (HSM4) or bad remakes? (The Crow / Karate Kid)?
Hmmm. . . a difficult question.

The problem lies in the fact that even if HSM4 is "bad", it will nonetheless become a cultural obsession for a depressing amount of time, filling our lives with Disney-drunk tweens and news about its cast.

On the other hand, since we don't care about HSM1, the sequel itself doesn't really affect us much.

Bad remakes on the other hand, take a precious memory of our earlier days and hack them apart with electric hedge clippers, and season it liberally with feces, before somebody tries to sell it back to us.

But if it really is a bad remake, you can expect it to quietly fade into obscurity a few months after release.
 




hafrogman

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Your bad puns are no fun.

Don't make me set my phaser to stun.
Stop rhyming now, I meant it!

...

Does anyone want a peanut?

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Honestly, I long since stopped caring if anyone likes my puns. I pun for me, I share because I enjoy inflicting pain upon others. :)
 




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