Why is the Mule considered a Game Breaker?

[Dannyalcatraz]

IME, nothing else has quite the kick of mule rules.

I might as well face it, I'm addicted to mule.

(key Robert Palmer music)

 

[Diamond Cross]

Hmmm... the Mul is my favorite race to play in Dark Sun.

Along with the Half Giant.

 

[korjik]

Nah...I found something more effective than a mere pole or a single donkeyhorse.

I just toss in a handful of Reduced Donkeyhorses into its mouth and then Dispel all of those spells simultaneously...

Mulecular Bomb, baby!

They always then start using reduced donkeyhorses too. Pretty soon you get Muletually Assured Destruction.

 

[Diamond Cross]

I suppose a diremule would specialize in muletilation.

So would a half celestial mule Bard specialize in muleody?

Here's a list of words that have the mu in them:

http://www.morewords.com/contains/mu/

 

[jaerdaph]

This whole discussion just perpetuates the stereotype that gamers never get any ass...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I'm getting ready to play in my first 4Ed campaign.

I just noticed that the space they could have put a mule in was instead taken up by nonmagical implements and holy symbols.

How hu-mule-iating: cut out of the basic game for objects that have no function except to suck up your gp.

(Unless you are the Moon Roach, and your holy symbol weighs a ton and can be used as an area effect crushing weapon.)

 

[Leif]

How hu-mule-iating

This is worth an XP, but, alas, I can't oblige you again yet.

 

[Zaran]

That's wierd. I know I wrote a paragraph or two in the opening post of this thread. The only thing there are people's comments.

 

[Piratecat]

That's weird. I know I wrote a paragraph or two in the opening post of this thread. The only thing there are people's comments.

You sure did. One of the new features caused a weird bug with the html tables in random posts, where if they were edited the text would disappear. We've uninstalled the feature as a result, but there's still a few strange posts that have resulted.

Never fear. This was one of my favorite threads from the past few months. It's enshrined in my heart.

 

[korjik]

Its a WOTC conspiracy to keep the mule down!

Help help, I'm being repressed!