@the Jester I was just being silly with as much overt sarcasm as I could muster, mate
Here's a hint: When dealing with edition-warriors, *avoid* sarcasm. People mistake what you're being sarcastic about, and report you for being rude and jerkish.
Sarcasm seems all cool and stuff, until you realize that at its heart it is about being mean. Then, it becomes rather obvious that it is mostly a waste of time and energy.