Very Edition War-y.
Also, how are 3.0 and 3.5 Brosnan and Craig? Are 3.0 and 3.5 that different?
Also, it's said the darker and grittier Bond (played by Craig) was inspired by Bourne, but this has it the other way.
Also, Austin Powers should clearly be Hackmaster.
No, not a good metaphor at all. 3/10.
I don't see what is Edition-War-y about this. 1e - 3.5/PF are sheik, suave, attractive action heroes who save the day through their awesomeness while 4e is an ugly, bumbling, idiot caricature of the classic action hero who is saved not by his own ingenuity and awesomeness but by silly meta-plot and his sidekick.
I wish we had a sub-forum that was a repository for all TOTALLY NOT EDITION WAR-Y OK hit piece threads on 4e. We could aggregate them all and have a rating system on their TOTALLY NOT EDITION WAR-Y ness or something and crown a winner. And then we could have roast Dragonborn at the celebration feast.