A surreal moment I had to share

[s/LaSH]

Ah, there's nothing like a good joke!

Your restraint on not mentioning 'yolk' is commendable.

Can I borrow that restraint for use on some of these other people? They're scary.

 

[Silver Moon]

Another chapter to our current "children's game". The lizardboy Rex character is leading the party around the island he used to live on - he said that there was a chicken with him, which everyone assumes has been eaten. Instead of one chicken I'll make it two, which is now two dozen.

 

[Ghostknight]

Your restraint on not mentioning 'yolk' is commendable.

Can I borrow that restraint for use on some of these other people? They're scary.

Scary? Nah, not once has any mentioned the fact that the chicken swarn was crossing the road.

So can someone tell me, just why did the chicken swarm cross the road?

(The poultrygheist stayed behind though)

 

[Argent Silvermage]

Scary? Nah, not once has any mentioned the fact that the chicken swarn was crossing the road.

So can someone tell me, just why did the chicken swarm cross the road?

(The poultrygheist stayed behind though)

That's easy... To find a staple remover.

 

[Gez]

Because they were in Kentucky, and they just saw a sign that scared them, so they fled en masse. They were Kentucky Frayed Chickens.

 

[Fevil]

They were Kentucky Frayed Chickens.

Lol.

It may have been bad, but you still get a laugh point out of me.

 

[notjer]

hmm my bard have made a barbarian very mad becourse I told him the truth about a episode were he believed it was the wind who blasted him 10m ( about 7 feet ), I told him the real story and he killed the half group(4 dead) with rage.... he had intelligent 6 >.< ohh he killed our chaotic good healer, and a mage did crash a staff-of-something-overpowered by using it to much agains the barbarian^^ at last I cut him up in the bag... later I killed a half-demon who sleep, and real demon was killing me after that

 

[WayneLigon]

Just something inherently funny about chickens.

 

[Zhure]

They were poultry in motion.

 

[Mystery Man]

They were poultry in motion.

heh, that pun was eggscellent.