Iron Sky
Procedurally Generated
WORRY NOT, PATHETIC HUMAN FEMALE, IF THIS PROBLEM CAN BE SOLVED BY MURDERING SOMETHING FOR GREAT JUSTICE, SIR EXSIXTEN AND THE CITIZENS OF JUSTICE WILL NOT FAIL YOU - UNLESS FAILURE IS WHAT YOU DESIRE FOR SOME ILLOGICAL HUMAN REASON, IN WHICH CASE SIR EXSIXTEN WILL UTTERLY FAIL AT SUCCEEDING AT YOUR FAILURE.
Sir Exsixten pauses and gears grind somewhere inside him.
BUT SIR EXSIXTEN NEVER FAILS! IF HE IS REQUESTED TO FAIL, HE MUST NOT FAIL TO FAIL! BUT IF HE FAILS TO FAIL... THAT WOULD MEAN... FAILURE IS NOT... THE LORDS OF AWESOME MIGHT... A CHAMPION NEVER....
<LOGIC WIRING FRAYED, REASON ROTOR-GIMBLE FRAME FRACTURED, ABSURDITY BANKS OVERLOADING, PARADOX PROCESSOR REDIRECT FAILURE, WARNING, MELTDOWN IMMANENT...>
Sir Exsixten sputters, clanks, smokes, then follows the group in blessed silence for a time.
Sir Exsixten pauses and gears grind somewhere inside him.
BUT SIR EXSIXTEN NEVER FAILS! IF HE IS REQUESTED TO FAIL, HE MUST NOT FAIL TO FAIL! BUT IF HE FAILS TO FAIL... THAT WOULD MEAN... FAILURE IS NOT... THE LORDS OF AWESOME MIGHT... A CHAMPION NEVER....
<LOGIC WIRING FRAYED, REASON ROTOR-GIMBLE FRAME FRACTURED, ABSURDITY BANKS OVERLOADING, PARADOX PROCESSOR REDIRECT FAILURE, WARNING, MELTDOWN IMMANENT...>
Sir Exsixten sputters, clanks, smokes, then follows the group in blessed silence for a time.