best way to lose an MMA fight?

[Homicidal_Squirrel]

Ask for a time out. While the ref and your opponent are confused, jump over the Fence and run home.

http://www.mmafighting.com/2013/10/7/4814312/video-mma-fighter-gives-up-jumps-fence-and-runs

 

[Kramodlog]

Funny.

So sports=football around here? Ewww...

 

[Homicidal_Squirrel]

Everyone knows football isn't a sport. It's probably just a joke or something.

 

[Kramodlog]

Like the pro raslin' that is rebranding itself has ultimate fighting?

 

[Zombie_Babies]

Dana should sign that dood. Like, some doods are all about their entrances. This dood totally has one of the best exits, though. Maybe not Forrest Griffin good but his timing is definitely better.

 

[Homicidal_Squirrel]

Dana should sign that dood. Like, some doods are all about their entrances. This dood totally has one of the best exits, though. Maybe not Forrest Griffin good but his timing is definitely better.

I think this guy took Forrest's exit strategy and fixed the timing, as you pointed out, and was able to confuse everyone. Dana may not be able to sign him. This guy may just call for a time out during the contract signing and run off.

 

[Zombie_Babies]

I think this guy took Forrest's exit strategy and fixed the timing, as you pointed out, and was able to confuse everyone. Dana may not be able to sign him. This guy may just call for a time out during the contract signing and run off.

True. That, though, only makes him a bigger get.

 

[Homicidal_Squirrel]

Maybe they'll come up with a new fight bonus: best escape.

 

[Zombie_Babies]

Or maybe 'Biggest Hops'.

 

[Homicidal_Squirrel]

That could work. The real question is, would the guy stay long enough to get the check, our hop over Dana and run off?

By the way, did you see that Jones vs Texiera has been taken off of the super bowl weekend PPV? Apparently it was never actually a fine deal.