"Hello, little red bat-man! I no Bishop!"
"Well, obviously you're not the Bishop..." (the imp's voice is scornful)
"But have you seen the... wait!
Tonk walks back into the Bishop's office.
The imp flutters back and forth in distress.
"You can't go in there when the bishop isn't in!"
"See? Is test, like I say. Here is four letter, it tell us what to do."
Tonk picks up four letters and holds them over his head.
"Who read good?"
"EEEH!" screeches the imp.
"That's private correspondance!" It darts down to pluck the letters out of Tonk's hand...
"I'll help you, Tonk," Mikara offers to read before the imp can confiscate the letters.
But Tonk passes the letters off to Mikara before it can get a grip. It darts around her head as she reads, wringing its hands.
I suggest, however, that we wait for the bishop's return
"Yes, yes!" agrees the imp.
"Wait until he's back, he'll sort all this out!"
"He leave letter. He maybe also leave pay. Is good test for go-getter, no?"
"NOOO!"
The imp stares back and forth between Tonk and Mikara, and then barrels off down the hall, yelling,
"Guards! Intruders in Bishop Klogg's office! Guards! Where are you?"
[sblock=Tonk]
Inside the desk is a book of prayers to Lauto. Inside it is a sheaf of maps, all of tropical paradise islands, all lovingly annotated. And a small flask of liquor.
There's nothing else in the office. At all.
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Mikara starts looking around for clues as to the island in question and a map on which she can locate it.
[sblock=Mikara]
Through the open door, you notice that Tonk has pulled a sheaf of maps out of Bishop Klogg's desk and is looking through them... One of them might well be the map you seek.
(Whew. Dodged that attempt to split the party!)
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"Excuse my interruption, but I could not but help hear you all speaking of his grace, Bishop Klogg" Dextyr begins.
"I am looking for the good Bishop as well, as he has recently posted an employment opportunity, that I and a few comrades are willing to undertake. If you would be so kind as to point me to where I may be able to find his holiness, or another perhaps who would know of the particulars of the job I would be most grateful."
[sblock=OOC]
OK I must be wearing a big sign that says "Lauto Sucks" or something to that effect cause that diplomacy roll bombed....
At least I got the 1 out of the way...
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[sblock=OOC]At level 1, a 14 is not exactly a "bomb"...[/sblock]
The acolytes look at Dextyr in annoyance.
"Who're you?" says one.
"Piss off," says another.
"The Bishop's disappeared!" says a third.
"He didn't show up for Lauds one day last week, and nobody's heard anything of him since! He just left a sign on his door saying he was "on vacation", and the High Priest is furious since he didn't authorize anything of the sort, and th e sign said he'd be back today but there's no sign of him! And the High Priest says..." He runs down as he sees the other acolytes glaring at him.
"Never mind. Piss off."