Choose One Cantrip You'd Like In Real Life

[Satyrn]

Oh! The first thing I'd do with Mending is repair that Banksy.

 

[Mistwell]

Minor Illusion for sure. Whether supplementing TOM with cool visuals or using it to replace a board and miniatures, it would make sessions even better!

See now this man is a True D&Der. Give him a choice of superpowers, and he chooses the power most applicable to him playing more D&D!

 

[Mistwell]

It cleans up to 1 cubic foot at a time! I’m pretty sure I could get through a whole load of laundry more quickly than my washing machine can. Also ... stains. This spell would help immensely with stains. No more soaking and scrubbing and all that carry-on.

Ah, true, a CUBIC foot. So toss all the laundry in a pile, and cast it on the pile a few times. OK this makes sense.

I wonder...where does the refuse go?

 

[Mistwell]

Spare the Dying would be amazing, but I’ve got to vote for Mending. Not only is it convenient in everyday life, but I could monetize it and make a small fortune fixing things (especially archeological stuff).

So convenience, money, and advancing culture.

I am curious about the archeological repair business you consider here. Would it work? I mean OK if you have a complete pottery in one place it's just broken to pieces, I can see using the spell (many times) right there to repair it. But if it's not complete? If portions are particles of dust at that point? Does the spell create new materials to fill in gaps, or just glue together existing pieces?

 

[pukunui]

Ah, true, a CUBIC foot. So toss all the laundry in a pile, and cast it on the pile a few times. OK this makes sense.

You can also do a lot of spot cleaning. Kid got spaghetti in their lap? Prestidigitate! Spilled wine on the carpet? Prestidigitate! Kids been making mud pies outside? Prestidigitate them before they come in so they don’t track mud all over the house!

Prestidigitation is also environmentally friendly! No harsh chemicals, no gray water. Heck, no need for disposable nappies - just prestidigitate those things clean!

I wonder...where does the refuse go?

To the quasi-elemental demiplane of filth!

 

[Satyrn]

I am curious about the archeological repair business you consider here. Would it work? I mean OK if you have a complete pottery in one place it's just broken to pieces, I can see using the spell (many times) right there to repair it. But if it's not complete? If portions are particles of dust at that point? Does the spell create new materials to fill in gaps, or just glue together existing pieces?

I was vaguely pondering that, too, and wondering which cantrip would separate all the seagunk from shipwreck remains.

 

[OB1]

See now this man is a True D&Der. Give him a choice of superpowers, and he chooses the power most applicable to him playing more D&D!

Not to mention that with those kind of visuals I could make a mint streaming the game!

 

[Satyrn]

Not to mention that with those kind of visuals I could make a mint streaming the game!

I'm starting to suspect that you are Michael Bay.

 

[Mistwell]

I was vaguely pondering that, too, and wondering which cantrip would separate all the seagunk from shipwreck remains.

Speaking of shipwrecks....oh what the crew of the Titanic would have given for a wizard with Mending...

 

[lonelynoose]

As a gardener and amateur weatherman, I chose Druidcraft.