D&D 4E Chuck Norris to be in the 4e Core Pantheon

[Kae'Yoss]

Chuck Norris eats spheres of annihilation and farts disintegrate spells.
Chuck Norris can flank an ooze.
Chuck Norris can crit an undead.
Chuck Norris always takes 30 on a d20 roll.
Chuck Norris reloads heavy crossbows as a free action.
Chuck Norris can chuck thrown weapons as far as he likes.
When Chuck Norris throws you down a cliff, falling damage isn't capped at 20d6.
When a poisonous greature bits Chuck Norris, it is instantly poisoned by its own poison. If it's immune to poison, it gets double damage from it. It doesn't get a save.
Chuck Norris can Crit with a skill check.
Chuck Norris can use Handle Animal on every creature type.

 

[Driddle]

Chuck Norris killed all the gnomes in 4th edition. He's got a race hit list already planned for 5th, 6th and 7th editions.

 

[Animus]

Chuck Norris knows Vecna's secrets.

 

[CleverNickName]

Cthulhu waits...for Chuck Norris to give him permission.

 

[gribble]

Chuck Norris always takes 30 on a d20 roll.

No, I heard Chuck always takes a 1 - he is that damn good.

 

[Stone Dog]

Chuck Norris rolls 20s. All the time. On d4s.

 

[CleverNickName]

Chuck Norris could simply walk into Mordor.

 

[Merlion]

Nerull's patron deity is Chuck Norris.
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This just about killed me.

 

[Stone Dog]

Chuck Norris could simply walk into Mordor.

Gandalf let Chuck Norris pass.

 

[Mirtek]

Chuck Norris doesnt automatically fail a skill check on a natural 1.

No one does. A natural 1 only fails on saves and attacks (unless you're Chuck Norris)

Chuck Norris can Coup De Grais as a free action

And everyone is always considere a helpless creature if the opponent is Chuck Norris